10 ways to teach yourself

How To Give A Better Blowjob

1. Learn to stifle your gag reflex- Anyone who has watched the TV show "CSI: Vegas" already knows one method of doing this; simply curl the edges of your mouth upward. Meaning, smile. Look honey, if you're sucking his dick you should be smiling anyway. Other methods of doing this include swallowing oysters... another very "good" thing,

2. Stretch your throat - Sometimes when I get a sore throat, I buy a bag of popsicles. Then I sit, one after the other and practice this technique. Bite off a chunk of the popsicle.... tilt your head back.... let it fall to the back of your throat, just past where your tongue ends, to the very rear of the mouth. Then with the popsicle remaining there, stick your tongue out as far as you can, and open your throat. This should enable the popsicles to rest on your tonsils... So far, when I need to accomodate my husband with a little more room, this skill has come in handy. And personally, I dig how good it makes my throat feel when I'm ill. Ice Cream is also good for this exercise. Not good are cherries, hard candy, or any other food that does not dissolve quickly.

3. Don't always swallow - Sometimes, he likes to come on your face, or anywhere else for that matter.

4. Lubricate regularly - Carry chapstic, blistex or whatever you need to keep those lips as supple as possible. Carmex words great for me... but not the Carmex in the tube. Lipsticks (the cheaper ones) tend to dry out your lips... so unless you apply a layer of Carmex under it, You'll crack in the corners. And I know for a fact that men like to watch women put stuff on their lips. Some time I will have to tell you "the party trick."

5. Roll it - I do this neat-o thing with my tongue. Kina like an exercise to limber the toungue muscles, though I mostly use it for public foreplay. One of the first dates my husband and I ever went on, I did this trick... and it worked like a charm. Of course that night I also tied a cherry stem with my tongue 3 times, but I am sure it was "the roll." So here's what you do: Cup your tongue in a bowl like position, but not leaving your mouth. Don't get this confused with a curl, if you curl you will not be able to do the effect right. Okay, so is your tongue cupped? Now push down the back of your tongue and you should feel it creasing in the middle (almost). Once there, push your middle tongue muscle in a slow rolling motion toward the tip. Once you've rolled to the tip, start over. It's a clumsy thing at first, but once you get the hang of it... it serves as a bonus for us that like to keep our partners riveted. Remember now, middle muscle only, not the sides...and don't curl. Good.

6. Don't do the same thing for too long - Change up. Guys get bored just like you. If you've had it in your mouth for awhile, take it out and lick it or something, and look up at him while you do it. Guys love that shit.

7. Use all of your assets- A friend of mine had a dilemma. You see her husband was much larger than her mouth could accomodate. She tried time after time to fit everything in there, but alas... she just couldn't. This made her sad, as it was her favorite thing to do... and he was not impressed with her blow job skills. I have had this same problem in the past with a guy I dated in high school... often I felt unaccomplished that I was not able to make his eyes roll completely in the back of his head. What's a girl to do? Here's what you do... there's other ways to get him off, k? So what if you can only handle about 4 out of 7 inches, work it girl. Use your hands to stroke, preferably wet, as you take in what you can... run your tongue as seductively as you can up and down. Some guys even like it when you rub your hair against it.... Most importantly, when all else has failed, playing with his balls as you blow him never hurts.

8. Take out your teeth - That's not quite what it sounds like. You wouldn't be really taking out your teeth (unless you wear dentures), you'd be more like..."taking them out of the picture." Curl your lips under and around your front teeth while you work, as long as your lips are lubricated you're good to go. I like to keep them as tight as I possibly can on the way down, and let them loosen up a bit on the way up... like a dragging effect. Cool? cool.

9. Don't be afraid to try new things - I just about shuttered the first time a guy told me to stick a finger in his ass while I blew him. To be totally honest, I started laughing and said "are you serious?" Let's just say that ruined the mood - forever. Sometimes I see or am asked to try something new these days, and it doesn't phase me. I am lucky enough to have a partner that feels the same... and is just if not more of a kink than I am. You know that phrase "you never know until you try?" Yeah, I use that saying with my kids too. But it stands true since some of the things that I have goffed at, have been the best orgasmic experiences of my life.

10. Make sure you're well watered - Most of the time, you need saliva. I try and keep something close to me at all times to quench my thirst, especially if I know I need to. For last minute quickies though, in which you are unprepared, ask yourself to salivate. Meaning, think and concentrate on salivating... every mammal can do it, man or woman. It helps to not have cotton mouth before you perform your tricks... so if it's 4:20 you'd better have Sparks (beer). Remember now, the wetter your mouth is, the better chance for success... for both you and him. Although I am sure ultimately, he comes first. Oh, bad pun.