The PILF Award

Ah-yes, the almighty PILF Award. What,...you've never heard of it before? I'm sorry for you.

So, you're guessing as to what it may be, eh? p, p, p... what starts with the letter P.
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Alright I'll save you the agony. PILF stands for Parapelegic I'd Like to Fuck. What? I'm not joking...

This years Paraplegic I'd Like to Fuck Award goes to:



That's right, this years award goes to Long Jeanne Silver... not to be confused of course with Long John Silver. This paraplegic beauty only starred in one film apparently, and this is it. Guess when it came to acting, she just didn't have a leg to stand on... LOL
Leg to stand on, get it? I'm fucking hilarious.
Her grand prize for winning is to be featured on my blog,... perhaps she'll get some royalties if you go and check this one out at your local Blue Video, I'm sure she'd appreciate that kindly. Here is the excerpt from the box (it's the small print on the photo)... this is some sick shit people....

"1979.65min. Director; Alex DeRenzy. Cast; Long Jeanne Silver, Amber Hunt.
Jeanne Silver, a pretty amputee, appeared in men's magazines and on San Franscisco burlesque stages. She had the lower part of ther left leg removed when she was a child. The remaining stump, extending serveral inches below her knee, is little more than bone covered with flesh. Director Alex DeRenzy uses the psuedo-documentary format to display Silver's sexual habits. She fucks Amber Hunt during a threesome, impales two teenage students, and even goes so far as to ram it up a homosexual's ass. Long regarded as one of the more bizarre films of the 1970's, Long Jeanne Silver fufills all expectations for those seeking a "freak show" event!"

Hmm. If anyone has seen this don't be afraid to critique, much less admit it you've seen it.... I can't bring myself to view it...

That's some really weird shit.