Accident Prone
Murph, Hi there. I feel so much closer to you now that you have seen my breasts. Good thing I opted for that third cup of coffee . Let me know when your hockey team is in town LOL.
Prince Bastard, you have my absolute attention... I have adhd, so be patient.
Bad Husband, I miss you... please post something, I am desperate to hear if your ass fucking lawyer thing ever turned out... not that you are ass fucking lawyers, but... well, you know.
Welcome also Mingyiu who is new to my room.... I don't have anything snarky to say to you, but I really enjoyed your site. You're older than me? I better be semi-respectful... I did not say ass fucking lawyers.. I said butt humping tie-wearer.
I hope to keep you all extremely entertained... as well as anyone else who dares to enter.
Anyway....
I caused another accident today... didn't really mean to. I do that alot actually. I am not sure if it's the clothing factor or what, I always strive to be tastefully dressed at work. Unless of course it's a company function (i.e. party), then it's every man for himself. Max can vouch for the tastefully dressed, as for the undressed part... he should keep his trap shut. cheese.
Was it what I was doing perhaps? Maybe.
Apparently it is not wise to eat a banana on the street corner.
(Second only to eating a foot long hot dog at the zoo... )
And if you do eat a banana on the street corner don't make eye contact... especially if it's a really hot guy driving a really cool car.
It's not my fault, so why do I feel so much fucking guilt? Dude shoulda been watching oncoming traffic, not my psuedo-nobgobbing.
He had a really nice car too, damn... hope he's called Geico lately.
Prince Bastard, you have my absolute attention... I have adhd, so be patient.
Bad Husband, I miss you... please post something, I am desperate to hear if your ass fucking lawyer thing ever turned out... not that you are ass fucking lawyers, but... well, you know.
Welcome also Mingyiu who is new to my room.... I don't have anything snarky to say to you, but I really enjoyed your site. You're older than me? I better be semi-respectful... I did not say ass fucking lawyers.. I said butt humping tie-wearer.
I hope to keep you all extremely entertained... as well as anyone else who dares to enter.
Anyway....
I caused another accident today... didn't really mean to. I do that alot actually. I am not sure if it's the clothing factor or what, I always strive to be tastefully dressed at work. Unless of course it's a company function (i.e. party), then it's every man for himself. Max can vouch for the tastefully dressed, as for the undressed part... he should keep his trap shut. cheese.
Was it what I was doing perhaps? Maybe.
Apparently it is not wise to eat a banana on the street corner.
(Second only to eating a foot long hot dog at the zoo... )
And if you do eat a banana on the street corner don't make eye contact... especially if it's a really hot guy driving a really cool car.
It's not my fault, so why do I feel so much fucking guilt? Dude shoulda been watching oncoming traffic, not my psuedo-nobgobbing.
He had a really nice car too, damn... hope he's called Geico lately.
posted by Everything Nice at 12:58 PM
4 Comments:
Oh, are you trying to hurt my feelings? I am sorry that you think my pictures were an attempt for attention. If I remember correctly you were the one that asked about my tits in the first place.
Well, actually extroverted wise I am not prone to exposure or leading on guys at gas stations. Inadvertantly flirting I am guilty of.
You remind me of one of those (say it with me) guys that fuck and flee, leaving notch-marks on the bedpost from the handcuffs. The ones that use their camera phone to take a shot up your skirt (no matter how long it is). The ones that think a girl walking down the street eating her lunch is inadvertantly flirting with them.
Join the club of people that have visited my profile and seen my tits and not had an enlightening experience... we've got t-shirts.
huh. men.
Frankly madam, Ass Fucking Lawyers provokes a much stronger mental image.
Snarky...there's another one. Jeez. Am I that old?
:) So then I take it I don't need to be respectful?
No, you are not that old. And don't ever make the assumption that you are.
See, now that I re-read Murphs post, it doesn't make any sense... which two words was I supposed to repeat after?
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