Broken
As I perused my choice sites this morning I noticed that alot of people got laid this weekend. Some apparently more than usual... I thought it was just me? After talking with friends, co-workers, and reading upon the scripts of others in the blogger neighborhood; yes, we were all horny this last weekend.
Hooray, it's about time we dropped some protest signs and got it on.
No matter what anyone says; politics are not sexy... and generally people worry about it (especially in my country), political issues that is...
Now I am a red blooded american woman, like many others. I care about how much taxes I pay and to whom and when. And I do care about the issues overseas, and how much it pisses off other countries ... I know there are human beings every day making sacrifices for me and my family.
But sometimes, you just gotta say fuck the news and throw down.
Which brings me to my Saturday night.
K, so child goes to bed way early. Strange. So us being the parents that we are decided it would be best to take care of some responsible-type adult stuff and tend to the monkey business afterwards. Sex for us (now; unlike then...) is like dessert... It's the cherry on top, a perfect end to the day... yes., sex, mmmmmm. That and the only time we can fit it in is sometime after dinner, or late in the evening with coffee.
Chores done, moving on to R & R.
We pop in a porno..I believe it was called Unnatural Act. Watched about an hour of it... boredom semi-ensued towards the end.
So conversation begins; wanna go to bed? are you tired? blah blah blah.
I take initiative and put on a nighty, crawl up on his lap, and tell him I want to go nighty-night. Now you know, when a girls got lingerie and pigtails... it's no question he'll turn off the t.v.
So yeah, I twisted his arm and led him off to the bedroom; skipping joyfully.
Pre-fucking I reminded him that there would be none of this selfishness shit. And that it was all about me tonight.... so I challenged him... and he challenged me.
Can he break me? I think not... the challenge was on.
2 hours and multiple orgasms later he was still going.. that guy. And I have to think that perhaps he is becoming all too pro at getting back on the horse after he's done riding...
We contorted into so many erroneous positions I am still working out the kinks today.
I never knew I could be so limber when guided... well, okay I knew that.
K, I like it rough. Nuff said.
We threw in the towel in the AM, thought it might not be a bad idea to actually sleep. Was I broken, I thought not when I fell asleep.
Totally different story Sunday.
Walking funny - check
New bruises from furniture - check
Fingers tired from gripping - check
Skin under fingernails that's not yours - check
Pubic hair in mouth even though you swore you brushed - check
Cervical cramping from abuse you provoked - ouch - check
Sitting? extremely optional thanks.
Today was a little better, but I did lean a bit on the Ibuprofen and coffee to get me through. Okay so he did break me... I didn't admit it at first(through clenched teeth), I was a good girl and smiled and said "what, are you kidding? No... I could've gone all night (cough cough)"
Later I decided to tell him the truth; either that or it was my obvious pissing and moaning. That made him very happy... he felt manly (geez, you fucking men are weird), and he did a little dance around the bedroom; his dick bounced to-and-fro as he shook his ass... I love that shit... geez, you fucking men are weird.
Hooray, it's about time we dropped some protest signs and got it on.
No matter what anyone says; politics are not sexy... and generally people worry about it (especially in my country), political issues that is...
Now I am a red blooded american woman, like many others. I care about how much taxes I pay and to whom and when. And I do care about the issues overseas, and how much it pisses off other countries ... I know there are human beings every day making sacrifices for me and my family.
But sometimes, you just gotta say fuck the news and throw down.
Which brings me to my Saturday night.
K, so child goes to bed way early. Strange. So us being the parents that we are decided it would be best to take care of some responsible-type adult stuff and tend to the monkey business afterwards. Sex for us (now; unlike then...) is like dessert... It's the cherry on top, a perfect end to the day... yes., sex, mmmmmm. That and the only time we can fit it in is sometime after dinner, or late in the evening with coffee.
Chores done, moving on to R & R.
We pop in a porno..I believe it was called Unnatural Act. Watched about an hour of it... boredom semi-ensued towards the end.
So conversation begins; wanna go to bed? are you tired? blah blah blah.
I take initiative and put on a nighty, crawl up on his lap, and tell him I want to go nighty-night. Now you know, when a girls got lingerie and pigtails... it's no question he'll turn off the t.v.
So yeah, I twisted his arm and led him off to the bedroom; skipping joyfully.
Pre-fucking I reminded him that there would be none of this selfishness shit. And that it was all about me tonight.... so I challenged him... and he challenged me.
Can he break me? I think not... the challenge was on.
2 hours and multiple orgasms later he was still going.. that guy. And I have to think that perhaps he is becoming all too pro at getting back on the horse after he's done riding...
We contorted into so many erroneous positions I am still working out the kinks today.
I never knew I could be so limber when guided... well, okay I knew that.
K, I like it rough. Nuff said.
We threw in the towel in the AM, thought it might not be a bad idea to actually sleep. Was I broken, I thought not when I fell asleep.
Totally different story Sunday.
Walking funny - check
New bruises from furniture - check
Fingers tired from gripping - check
Skin under fingernails that's not yours - check
Pubic hair in mouth even though you swore you brushed - check
Cervical cramping from abuse you provoked - ouch - check
Sitting? extremely optional thanks.
Today was a little better, but I did lean a bit on the Ibuprofen and coffee to get me through. Okay so he did break me... I didn't admit it at first(through clenched teeth), I was a good girl and smiled and said "what, are you kidding? No... I could've gone all night (cough cough)"
Later I decided to tell him the truth; either that or it was my obvious pissing and moaning. That made him very happy... he felt manly (geez, you fucking men are weird), and he did a little dance around the bedroom; his dick bounced to-and-fro as he shook his ass... I love that shit... geez, you fucking men are weird.
2 Comments:
So you want me to impress you, uuhmmm lets see
fuck my brains out please, i'm the lazy kind
:) Ummm,laziness is not impressive! LOL
Unless you've got a beer in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other!
Post a Comment
<< Home