Email replies and a soothing, yet gentle rocking motion
Seems to help. If I sit and sway back and forth like a schitzophrenic on heroin, and hum, I can pursuede the Mac Truck careening through my abdomen to cease and desist.
One Vicoprofen beginning to do it's job. Thank you Pfizer.
Alright, email responses, damn.
General Reply: Thanks all for the great feedback. I appreciate kind words almost as much as kinky phrases. Those of you that email me, also have the option to comment on a particular post, please feel free to do that.
Specific Reply: Yes, I got alot of shit for that statement. I do know, first hand what it's like to drink piss with a mouthful of pop rocks. It's my regular Saturday night thing. And ultimately I found it more enjoyable than drinking a coke with a mouth full of semen.
I noticed today: That Max looks particulaly pimpin today. And he smelled great too. Not many tall dark men can pull off the white slacks... kudos and gold star material there.
General Reply: The original Don't ask; Don't tell was featured in one of those Erotic reads you can pick up at your local 7-11 (some time ago). Then, it was featured on the other site... though lengthy, it had 2,016 hits the first day it was published there.
Specific Reply: The winner of last years Underwear Review was the leopard thong (Frankies of Hollywood) for it's notable furry butt-string. Felt great on the hole. Normally the only fuzz put on thongs would be located on the front portion, but that's no fun for us women. Furry butt-string ...good.
General Reply: I love my husband god damnit. He kicks ass in the bedroom.. and he knows how to hit the G-Spot like a villian... instead of poking around clumsily trying to find it. I would never have an affair, it takes way too much time and energy. My life has enough drama as it is. Does he know I am an overly-sexual fantasizer that likes to unintentionally or intentionally flirt? Why yes, how do you think we met?
Specific Reply: It would be stupid to say no. Would you?
Something I noticed: I hate wearing underwear when I go to bed. In fact, I hate wearing anything at all when I go to bed.... I wake up grumpy and dyslexic.
Specific Reply: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me... however, I can only fit one testicle in my mouth at a time if you want me to whistle while I work.
General Reply: Yes, I will re-post the pictures.... promise. Although, I must say that my hit counter doubled after I publicly posted that link out. Cool, apparently there are alot of horny guys out there. As if I am surprised... Husband says I can pose for playboy if I buy him that new truck he wants... and a boat. Okay.
Anybody that knows a good photographer please send him my way, camera phones are not professional photography equipment.
Something I noticed: I hate wearing underwear. Anytime.
Specific Reply: In my experience, if you use nair it will leave your mound looking like the chin of a pubescent boy. Better to wax or shave just to be sure. If you are especially hairy, please tip the poor girl largely... it's bad enough for her as it is.
Schwing: K called me darlin' today.
General Reply: I did catch fish. A whole bushel of them. Then we all sang the fish-heads song... and slathered SPF on each other... as the geezers looked on.
I saw you: In the baseball cap backwards, what the fuck were you looking at? Whatever it is I will do it again, I promise.
One Vicoprofen beginning to do it's job. Thank you Pfizer.
Alright, email responses, damn.
General Reply: Thanks all for the great feedback. I appreciate kind words almost as much as kinky phrases. Those of you that email me, also have the option to comment on a particular post, please feel free to do that.
Specific Reply: Yes, I got alot of shit for that statement. I do know, first hand what it's like to drink piss with a mouthful of pop rocks. It's my regular Saturday night thing. And ultimately I found it more enjoyable than drinking a coke with a mouth full of semen.
I noticed today: That Max looks particulaly pimpin today. And he smelled great too. Not many tall dark men can pull off the white slacks... kudos and gold star material there.
General Reply: The original Don't ask; Don't tell was featured in one of those Erotic reads you can pick up at your local 7-11 (some time ago). Then, it was featured on the other site... though lengthy, it had 2,016 hits the first day it was published there.
Specific Reply: The winner of last years Underwear Review was the leopard thong (Frankies of Hollywood) for it's notable furry butt-string. Felt great on the hole. Normally the only fuzz put on thongs would be located on the front portion, but that's no fun for us women. Furry butt-string ...good.
General Reply: I love my husband god damnit. He kicks ass in the bedroom.. and he knows how to hit the G-Spot like a villian... instead of poking around clumsily trying to find it. I would never have an affair, it takes way too much time and energy. My life has enough drama as it is. Does he know I am an overly-sexual fantasizer that likes to unintentionally or intentionally flirt? Why yes, how do you think we met?
Specific Reply: It would be stupid to say no. Would you?
Something I noticed: I hate wearing underwear when I go to bed. In fact, I hate wearing anything at all when I go to bed.... I wake up grumpy and dyslexic.
Specific Reply: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me... however, I can only fit one testicle in my mouth at a time if you want me to whistle while I work.
General Reply: Yes, I will re-post the pictures.... promise. Although, I must say that my hit counter doubled after I publicly posted that link out. Cool, apparently there are alot of horny guys out there. As if I am surprised... Husband says I can pose for playboy if I buy him that new truck he wants... and a boat. Okay.
Anybody that knows a good photographer please send him my way, camera phones are not professional photography equipment.
Something I noticed: I hate wearing underwear. Anytime.
Specific Reply: In my experience, if you use nair it will leave your mound looking like the chin of a pubescent boy. Better to wax or shave just to be sure. If you are especially hairy, please tip the poor girl largely... it's bad enough for her as it is.
Schwing: K called me darlin' today.
General Reply: I did catch fish. A whole bushel of them. Then we all sang the fish-heads song... and slathered SPF on each other... as the geezers looked on.
I saw you: In the baseball cap backwards, what the fuck were you looking at? Whatever it is I will do it again, I promise.
posted by Everything Nice at 2:36 PM
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Actually, yes. I used to publish works on another website, which was subsequently swallowed,
I like swallowed.
Anyway, I had an email address there for people who wanted to contact me or comment. I kept that email when I crossed over here to blogger. I began logging about my real life experiences instead of just stories.
I dare not do that on the other blog I have. My mother-in-law would fucking die... my husbands a good catholic boy you know. It's all about God and his plan.
This is an alter ego site, I admit. hence, the anonyminity. But the fans are real... and the experiences are real unless I name them fictional, which I try to do.
did that answer the question?
In lay-MANs terms... used to write smutty porn. Alot of people liked it. Since I live alot of what I write I thought I would capture that, I think alot of other couples and/or women think that fucking rocks... because they're just like me... you know that, they all are. So now I write smutty porn and bore you with the details of my slutty life too.
yeah?
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underwear sucks
except with certain skirts when it's required...
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