Week End

Ahhh. Three job interviews down, three to go.

Yep. I was slammed all morning... and not the way I like it either.
I hate job interviews, everyone is so uptight and pretentious. So unlike themselves.

Now, I am on to packing for fishing, preping the almighty family truckster, and getting in the alternate mind-set.
Yes, I have to stifle my sexual Chi... it's a family affair.
Now, I don't deny that camping sex is cool... however, I don't condone having camping sex while your kids are around. Especially, when they're tenting with you... um yeah. Gross, shutter shutter, gross.

There have been times while camping with family that I still awaken with husbands hand planted firmly on my breast. But, that's no different from home... so no shock value there.
I am pretty positive others have that issue as well.

I remember the first night I ever spent with my (now) husband; he played with my nipples all night. Yes, all night. While sleeping? Yes.
Woke up the next morning with two inflamed screaming twins strapped to my chest. He had a little talking to... but never really stopped. I think I had to adjust my sensitivity is all.



I am looking forward to this trip, as it will give me an opportunity to re-boot. Get back in touch with mother nature, renew my mantra. There will be camp fire, there will be fish, there will be beer and cribbage. There will be friends... There will be some pretty fucking funny stories too.
Can't wait to share them with you upon my return.

So yeah, I'm off... to the most Eastern part of my state... making a 5 hour trip in 3. Will there be a speeding ticket? Shit, I hope not. But probably.

See you Monday... have a great weekend, and stay safe... I want to hear from you all again next week (and not on the national news either). Unless you're Murph, and you're naked. I'd dig seeing that on the national headlines:
"Crazy lanky Irish guy streaks Columbus in his Malibu 4door... girls flock to Montana, where it's safe."
Alright, touche'... that's for the small tits thing. Dammit, they're a perfect handful. And yes, I am still stuck on that.