Overhaul

Tuesdays and shitty weather.... blah.

I would prefer to bask in the sunshine today on the ol' laptop (gotta love wi-fi), however it seems Rah reads my blog too... and being so has brought cloudy skies to my perfect world.
Yes Rah. Well, what did you expect? Promising myself to never dive into a religious squabble of any kind on my blog here.... I will leave it at this; I walk the road less travelled...Polytheism.
I'm going to burn in hell for that.
Note to self: Avoid the holy water and do not step over the threshold, hence you will burse into flames. CSI of course will call it spontaneous combustion for lack of evidence. Husband will call it apper po and collect on my life insurance.
*hesitating in thought*

I think today will be a fluff day. Meaning, it's time to pluck, wax, trim, paint, and cream myself up. ALL DAY. I need some beautification badly. Not that I am terribly ugly or stinky... but after working outside in the dirt for the last 72 hours I feel a little -- unclean.

Alright, I know... HUGE SHOCK THERE.

I have some appointments and meetings later on in the week so I need to look my best. Not like I've been swinging the "Slow/Stop" sign whilst the Cat Machines drudge by.... Believe I can swing a pick axe with the best of em. I may be a slut... but I can hang with the big boys, just not as far when it's hot out.
Bother, I have paint in my hair.... under my fingernails..and apparently on my back... any takers on washing the back? BYOL Bring your own loofah.. I'm not sharing mine.