Are you there God, it's me... Margaret

So I'm not at work today. I did go in this morning, but decided against battling heathen cramping in the office setting... besides, everybody is so fucking uptight there right now. It is possible that I could have a monster cramp, get upset at an "issue" and began ripping peoples heads off and shitting down their neck. Which in abstract seems really fun right now.

It's in the 90's here today, and it's pretty fucking sad that the only benefit to staying at work is the air conditioning. I find solace in iced tea and rest, even if it is way too fucking hot at home right now. I am using this time off to my advantage.

I called the good doctor about my uterine dilemma, receptionist scheduled pre-of hysterectomy appointment... no no for god's sake woman.
Please no hysterectomy... Just appointment.

Appointment done, although I have to see a different doctor since mine is out for two weeks. I hesitated to keep appointment. I have had the same doctor review my nether regions for years, even delivered both of my children... I do not find comfort with new doctor... Looking at my nether regions that is. Atleast not without a kiss first. Besides, I am comfortable with doctors fingers... they are short and stubby. Joy. The other doctor at his practice has very long, thick fingers.... again, joy, but not in the context that I want him jamming them up there to check my cervix.
I have told my doctor for years that there is no need to do that stupid cervical check, my husband checks it atleast once or twice a day... don't complicate the issue.

I will check in later after writing a few chapters and checking in on your rooms.
Smooches.