Oops I did it again

I feel compelled to post my britney spears on the toilet picture again.

The night before was so awesome that I guess I needed a follow up last night, so sue me. It was husbands fault again, I swear! He made it so I couldn't say no. I mean seriously, if you're spooning me and playing with my pussy while kissing my neck... What the Fuck did you expect?

Me to say no? And don't act surprised that I spread my legs instead of stopping you either... Shit.

That dreams still haunts me when I sleep, make it go away.

Since it appears that I cannot even begin to stay away from dick, I decided to do maintenance today. I normally keep my parts clean shaven, but since surgery I just put it off... What's the use, nobody's paying any attention to it... Right?

Okay, so I wanted my husband to go down on me last night, yeah? But I reluctantly said no. I don't know how the women in the 70's did it with all that bushy pubic hair?!?! I mean to say, mine wasn't that bad... But I like it high and tight down there, perfect. I told him to wait until tonight...
Maintanence included a shave... Everywhere. Amongst plucking, waxing, polish, deep condition on the hair... Lovely. I like this so much I'm doing it more often.. hadn't been quite so bald in awile.

REMINDER: Will somebody please remind me that I have a real fucking funny pussy hair landscaping post?

Otherwise, as far as my body goes... I hurt no more, everything seems very normal. I think we could safely take it up a notch tonight.

On top of other things today, I had to go shopping (ugh, I hate shopping) for some nice slacks for work. Does anybody make petite professional slacks that aren't in the juniors section?!?!? Jesus, I have the waist of a teenager and the hips of a woman... I need some professional gear here people, not Hillary Duff sponsored khaki's!!!

I almost ended my search when I stumbled across a pair in the petites section. Normally I wear the just below waist... These were high waisted... I had never owned a pair of these, but always admired them on others. They were sweeeeet, and on sale. I'm thinking to myself "there's no way they'll have them in my size.." Yep, sure did.

I whisked away to the fitting room... Like a glove baby, and terrible sexy. And my ass looks great in them too (I have never come across a pair of slacks that my ass looked good in) bonus! Top of that, they are soft and silky.. But not like rayon... Almost a blend of sorts... Oh yeah baby... Perfect pantiless slacks. They should rub just right.

Sold. Two pairs. I was really excited about this, had to post it!

I was surprised to see that some of you surf on the weekends. All this time I thought blogging was only something to do at work. I am always on my blog on the weekends... Unless I'm doing something I'm not supposed to.

Which reminds me, I have a lot of email to check and I'm supposed to be writing Tease For.

Hello everyone, I have shit to do.