Email high & buys

So, I sign in to my mailbox... k, not great task there.

Well, errr.. perhaps an explanation is in order. In fact, I think it's immiment for my sanity at this point.
I have three mailboxes; nuff said on that. One of them being the bulk mail folder that my 'old site' stuff dumps to; I have neglected to check that lately.. to those who haven't heard a reply since early September, truly sorry... atleast you know I'm alive. Hint hint: Click on the small envelope at the bottom of the page and email me here. Much thanks.

I had 253 emails unread. About 60 of them spam...

So, well, I guess I'll just spit this:

High heels in bed while fucking... yeah okay. That's tough, I suppose it depends on your position. Meaning, if you're going to like, transition into a 69; don't poke his eye out. It could get really messy and chances are he'll never look at you the same way again... did you get the pun there? No, it passed you..k
If it's for effect then that's cool, work it.. Even better, you on top in heels. No, no more visualizing... how dare you ask me such a question.

I cook like a muthafucka... and you're not the only person that's asked me that question either. I'm certainly not Iron Chef, but I know my way around the kitchen.

I think that when one is in doubt with a relationship, and a bluff is called... put on your poker face, seriously. Ask yourself if it's worth jumping out of your comfort zone to find some courage. If not, use this email to contact me... I'll be a shoulder.

Would I, would I? That reminds me of a joke I once heard... anybody else out there know the 'wood eye joke?' Would I cheat on my husband, that's a very deep and serious question. Do you have any idea how many times I have been asked that question?!?! Here's your answer, and everybody elses too... "Have I yet?"
Answer that with your own, and then you'll have it. Make sense?

Songs on my current Ipod playlist. Good question, nice. Well, normally I don't have a playlist going... I shuffle my library. But I scrolled back the last 20 songs and wrote them down for ya, hope you enjoy:
1. Beverly Hills - Weezer
2. Radar Love - Golden Earring
3. Negotiation Limmerick - Beastie Boys
4. Silly Love Songs - Tool
5. Jigga What/Faint - Linkin Park & Jay-Z
6. New Song - Sublime
7. Float on - Modest Mouse
8. Shame in you - Alice and Chains
9. Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd
10. Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan
11. I want you - Madonna
12. TNT - AC/DC
13. Seether - Veruca Salt
14. Mr. Brightside - the killers
15. Meija - Porno for Pyros
16. Danger - Mystikal
17. Blacksteel and the hour of chaos - Public Enemy
18. I want you - third eye blind
19. Where is Everybody - NIN
20. Kick the PA - Korn
But the one I've been singing the past few days: Nugget - Cake

Next: Webcam is for project in the works... you can keep trying to get me to turn it on, but I won't. Stubborn, naughty me. *spank*

LOL What items are in my night stand?!?!? Yikes! I don't even know your last name! wtf? K, not answering that question. Not even after I stop laughing..

I refuse to tell whose been ruffling my feathers. And yes, the Halloween party is still in effect... haven't decided on costume. Jeez, why even bother wearing one, that's what I say. If I wasn't so worried about catching a friggin cold I would just go buff, and tell everyone I'm wearing my birthday suit.

I have played my bass lately, well.. k no. But I intend to, HEY I've been busy - fingers still pluck those chords just fine, no worries there. And yes, I'll wear my boyshorts and white wife beater... jeesh.

k, hang loose.