Not forgotten
Well, I think it's safe to say that launching a hard drive out your front window at 1 in the morning is not a good idea. Not only because the aggravated belligerent screaming of "fuck you then you piece of shit, play in traffic for all I fucking care" disturbs the neighbors, but because it's way too dark to find it again if you need to... Or at least what's left of it.
Fortunately, before meeting it's demise in the round file, I was able to hunker down and use my "special touch" *giggle* to retrieve what I needed.
That's right you fucking heap of hardware haggis... Give me my shit already, I have you beaten.
Alright, alright.... Only partially able to retrieve what I needed. Need to re-do submission and edits, don't ask don't tell was backed up... So that's not an issue... *shew* But, still bites ass that I didn't back up sooner... Wasted time and energy...
Fuck me.
Speaking of...I was enticed last night by something while deep in the depths of hard drive hell. Somebody knows just how to push my buttons, and they did... fucker.
I was turned on to the point of extreme panty wetness, in fact I hadn't been that hot in awhile...Curious? Thought you might be.
I won't go into details about it, because hey... A girls gotta have her secrets, right?
How many of you are saying "Why start now EN?" again *giggle*
I didn't get their permission to give credit, so I honestly I can't tell you... Sorry.
For hours after the "encounter", I tried to think of other things and wipe the vision away.... AWAY. Race cars, football, kittens, diapers, algebra, Sunday brunch with Grandmother.... Ugh.
Then I tried to awaken husband who had gone to bed just moments earlier and perhaps use him to take out my now compounded sexual frustration. No budge, poor dear.
Fuck again.
what to do, what to do.... And the clock goes tick-tock-tick-tock. 12:46 am, hmmmm.
...
I decided it was prime time to grab alternate and head for shower.
Love showering with alternate in the middle of the night. I have trouble with the whole standing thing though, usually end up on my knees or back anyway... Oh yeah baby- eyes closed, legs spread, faux man working overtime.
Good orgasm, nice and healthy... Just what I needed after being twisted and tortured by said person... Made to satisfy myself in the quiet of the night. Increasing my water bill by another $10. Why and how did it happen? Usually, I am not so easily made to crumble like a priest alone in the confessional with an alter boy.... Chemistry? Again, perhaps. Or, could it be that I have finally met my match? Somebody skilled enough to get the upper hand?
No, not possible. I do not relinquish control...Ever.
But here's where it gets interesting... So listen closely people. This game of cat and mouse has been modified, ante'd up even if you will. For once, I have no control over my moral value... No, I wouldn't cheat on husband... puhleeze, that's just plain idiocracy. But this person has me doing things I have never done before... Acting a little more naughty than usual.
Is that possible? abso-fucking-lutely... Never say never people.
Can you say threesome material? *bite lip and thinking...Salivating even...*
Perhaps.
I like it, and husband will benefit from the extra attention.... cha-ching in the over-sexed department... I'm not taking no for an answer tonight that's for sure.
Husband, your dick is mine... Whether you're conscious or not.
Other person, please forward your mailing address or Po box so that I may give it to husband... So he can write his thank you. And don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever do that shit to me again... unless you plan on coming over and smacking me on the forehead with it.
fucker.
Oh... see, I got distracted again... expect Don't ask; Don't tell 6 tomorrow. No, hadn't forgotten about your directive task bar, just stalling.
Fortunately, before meeting it's demise in the round file, I was able to hunker down and use my "special touch" *giggle* to retrieve what I needed.
That's right you fucking heap of hardware haggis... Give me my shit already, I have you beaten.
Alright, alright.... Only partially able to retrieve what I needed. Need to re-do submission and edits, don't ask don't tell was backed up... So that's not an issue... *shew* But, still bites ass that I didn't back up sooner... Wasted time and energy...
Fuck me.
Speaking of...I was enticed last night by something while deep in the depths of hard drive hell. Somebody knows just how to push my buttons, and they did... fucker.
I was turned on to the point of extreme panty wetness, in fact I hadn't been that hot in awhile...Curious? Thought you might be.
I won't go into details about it, because hey... A girls gotta have her secrets, right?
How many of you are saying "Why start now EN?" again *giggle*
I didn't get their permission to give credit, so I honestly I can't tell you... Sorry.
For hours after the "encounter", I tried to think of other things and wipe the vision away.... AWAY. Race cars, football, kittens, diapers, algebra, Sunday brunch with Grandmother.... Ugh.
Then I tried to awaken husband who had gone to bed just moments earlier and perhaps use him to take out my now compounded sexual frustration. No budge, poor dear.
Fuck again.
what to do, what to do.... And the clock goes tick-tock-tick-tock. 12:46 am, hmmmm.
...
I decided it was prime time to grab alternate and head for shower.
Love showering with alternate in the middle of the night. I have trouble with the whole standing thing though, usually end up on my knees or back anyway... Oh yeah baby- eyes closed, legs spread, faux man working overtime.
Good orgasm, nice and healthy... Just what I needed after being twisted and tortured by said person... Made to satisfy myself in the quiet of the night. Increasing my water bill by another $10. Why and how did it happen? Usually, I am not so easily made to crumble like a priest alone in the confessional with an alter boy.... Chemistry? Again, perhaps. Or, could it be that I have finally met my match? Somebody skilled enough to get the upper hand?
No, not possible. I do not relinquish control...Ever.
But here's where it gets interesting... So listen closely people. This game of cat and mouse has been modified, ante'd up even if you will. For once, I have no control over my moral value... No, I wouldn't cheat on husband... puhleeze, that's just plain idiocracy. But this person has me doing things I have never done before... Acting a little more naughty than usual.
Is that possible? abso-fucking-lutely... Never say never people.
Can you say threesome material? *bite lip and thinking...Salivating even...*
Perhaps.
I like it, and husband will benefit from the extra attention.... cha-ching in the over-sexed department... I'm not taking no for an answer tonight that's for sure.
Husband, your dick is mine... Whether you're conscious or not.
Other person, please forward your mailing address or Po box so that I may give it to husband... So he can write his thank you. And don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever do that shit to me again... unless you plan on coming over and smacking me on the forehead with it.
fucker.
Oh... see, I got distracted again... expect Don't ask; Don't tell 6 tomorrow. No, hadn't forgotten about your directive task bar, just stalling.
27 Comments:
hot, hot, hot.
makes me wish I was a button-pusher ... especially considering the quality of your buttons. ;)
Dear, I can think of atleast a handful of times that you've misplaced your moral values.
And lost control. In fact, were you ever in it?
Forward address if you have it, and tell me all about it later.
Wait, did I say anything about buttons? I need to re-read this post.
uh, I still didn't see any buttons and I re-read.
dammit...
I actually stopped at the threesome potential area... *bite lip again*
so, I suppose I could have overlooked any button comment.
"Somebody knows just how to push my buttons, and they did... fucker."
... in the first few graphs ... wow; your buttons really WERE pushed
murphy ... I'll caddy for you when you outdrive me, bizatch!
also should avoid "hole-in-one" ... "stroke" ... and "ball washers"
fuckers
sure, but only if you stuff the dollas I accumulate in my g-string... per earning.
And don't think for one second I haven't played the game... shit.
I can drive it deep down the green with the best of them... as long as I don't get stuck in the brush I'll be good.
Although, metaphorically speaking, I see nothing wrong with being stuck in the brush.
so ... how do you feel about free play in the out of bounds?
and I like it that you're a swinger ;)
*checking you again for buttons*
free play? Good one....
*button initializing*
I'm not a swinger... I told you, I'm a driver.
Check your 7 Wood, and don't forget your head cover.
if you ever want to polish my 7 wood, make sure you get a good grip on the shaft beforehand. I think you'd be surprised at the distance I can get out of that.
Do you prefer the front nine, or the back nine?
i have an antique wooden driver that has a sweet uh spot :)
damn!! I was saving sweet spot!
oh well, ya snooze, ya lose.
sass: does that driver have a quality head cover? ;)
Was I snoozin?
all apologies.
Good grip on the shaft, absolutely.
I like to play the front nine first, and then let you lead on the back nine...
I share, I'm a giver.
Sass- don't tease
ok, go ahead Sass - I love it.
murphy: with a good foursome, we really should play best ball
I say we play doubles.
T and Me are paired... uh, and stacked too.
Looks like I'm stuck with either that groundskeeper or the gopher.
Anyone want a Baby Ruth bar?
with the lineup of t-money and naughty lady, I will have to press every hole and modify my calloway
Sounds like my kind of guy...I like him already...lol Whoever he is I'd like to know his secret...He's obviously on to something..
Johannes... you've pushed my buttons many a day... and plenty o' times.
Honestly, really. Damn you and your sexual chocolate.
Hey, is the pimp and ho ball the weekend of the 14th? I'll be there with my leopard print spandex mini on.
Dom- there's plenty of room in the cart of all...
T- where in the hell did you go?
Murph, you're such a voyuer
golf, do you swing?
T- he's just putting on his game face, don't take it seriously...
Come on, let it get you pumped.
I love being pumped.
Why whatever do you mean? (batting eyelashes)...But I'm a good boy...really I am...(polishing halo)...Aww fuck it!...Who am I kidding...I'm a bad boy...but I'm good at being bad...Personally I think you should let me push a little more than just your "buttons"...lol (wink,wink)
As far as the Pimp&Ho Ball is concerned..I'll have to check and see when it is...
Jo- yes, check it.
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