Spark it

Aww man. I've got it bad.

See below for airport sex.


NOTHIN BUT THE TRUTH

I'm free-writing a bit tonight. I know you've all waited so patiently for the exciting conclusion to the Halloween story, but I just can't bring myself to write it for fear you'll all be disappointed. I dunno, call me silly. Am I wrong?

ALL APOLOGIES

It is apparent to me that some think I'm being a bit bitchy lately.
Well, I'm sorry if that's projecting... I've been terribly ill and have isolated myself as much as I can socially.

It's not something as simple as a cold, and it's not something I can take antibiotics and wait for it to improve. It's a life long condition that I have struggled with... it comes and goes.

Only this time it has come back with a vengeance and I have spent more time analyzing what would happen if these were Emmas last weeks, than what to do going forward from here.

Call it depression, I don't think so though.. I think it's more like a brief interruption. Im dealing with it. I didn't really want to say anything because I despise being pitied... and I hate people being too overbearing of me and my health. But since I:

- have spent less time visiting your blogs
- less time wreaking havoc on my friends and family
- and zero to no time having wild sex with my girlfriends...

then this is why.
Im sorry.
Cope with me.

WILL SOMEBODY JUST DO IT ALREADY?!?

Moving on...
Since I have been sick, Husband has been careful not to approach having sex. God forbid he aid me in my recovery for fear his own personal sexual stability would suffer? No no, he likes me well and frisky. Smart man.

Also since sick, I can't find the energy or motivation for masturbation. I know, I know... shocker. No, it should be. I can't keep my hands off myself when Im 'right.'

But today, I'm feeling better and it's becoming apparent to me because I'm getting real horny. Hence, here comes my frustration...

do i do it and possibly get sick-er?
Or do I wait and feel like a cat in a microwave until Im recovered?

the keyword in the first choice is possibly. Im reeling husband in tonight, let's see if he bites.
if he does bite, that would be cool.
I'll let you know on that one... perhaps he can also pursuede me to just finish up the Halloween story.

LASTLY, AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT (how many of you srolled right to this part? perverts, i love ya... but you missed my apology and explanation above).
k.
I need some assistance from ya...

Is it possible to have sex in an airport? I mean, not standing up?

I thought on this for some time...

I figured perhaps the carry on x-ray screening belt at security. Could be fun in front of all the commuters... maybe have the screener take a picture. Fun.
But maybe my partner wouldn't fit.

A good suggestion from a friend was the massaging chairs at the airport. Perpetrating the whole sitting on the lap position. Me wearing a skirt with no panties... long enough to cover the nakedness of your pants wide open as I slide up and down slowly, grinding... burying deep. Nice. Trying hard to disguise the overswhelming look of pleasure on my face to the passers by?!?!

uuuhhhhhh. but anyway....

Then I thought the baggage belt... that would work, be a nice ride.. perhaps get your clothes a little dirty. You couldn't bend or get on all fours, would have to be missionary or something... then eventually you'll shoot out in front of everyone in the claim area. That would be a bit of a shock to them... but it would be cool for me.
OMG I said shoot out.

jesus.

I'm going to go molest my husband... you guys be cool and help me out with this predicament. Remember, not in an air plane, in the airport. No standing positions... would have to be laying, or sitting, or.. bending. err. christ.

-- Thanks in advance, from me and the person picking me up at the airport.