In need of the bad touch
So I awaken and it's Monday all over again. Whadda weekend... actually, it sucked but that's beside the point. I'm horny as hell today, dunno why... have no legitimate reason for it.
So, I feel for anyone that comes in contact with me today. You will not be taken seriously if you want to talk frank. Nope, sorry bout that.
I'll most likely just be staring at the bulge in your pants....
To kick off this wonderful holiday weekend I'm gonna hit you all with a song that describes exactly how I feel right now. Hope it gets my point across well! Happy Monday!!!
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating... But there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about... I'd appreciate your input:
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered
like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex
just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammanls
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide,
B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine
"Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
So, I feel for anyone that comes in contact with me today. You will not be taken seriously if you want to talk frank. Nope, sorry bout that.
I'll most likely just be staring at the bulge in your pants....
To kick off this wonderful holiday weekend I'm gonna hit you all with a song that describes exactly how I feel right now. Hope it gets my point across well! Happy Monday!!!
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating... But there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about... I'd appreciate your input:
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered
like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex
just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammanls
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide,
B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine
"Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
posted by Everything Nice at 7:44 AM
15 Comments:
because I am such a giver, I volunteer to be your outlet.
meet me in I.M. ... and wear something that can be ripped off of you easily.
Emma
You're totally on my wavelength.
I'm sat here waiting for Alex to come home from work. He wont know what hit him.
geez ... totally offer myself up ... willing to take one for the team ... stepping up to the plate ...
... and nada ... nothing ... *sigh*
Jesus, can we please remember that I'm at work here?
It's not like I can just pop on the IM right now.
damn.
k, now I have guilt Im repressing.
DOZ. meet me tonight when I can be naked.... k?
alllllllllllllrighty then!
*makes mental note that sometimes horny=cranky*
Well yeah, not getting laid in over a week will make a girl a little insane.
But that had nothing to do with crankyness...
And I figured that waiting until I was naked was a benefit Dozr?
Don't make me recant.
Gigi - it makes ya loopy.
Fly here, in the black dress. Arrive today and I'll take care of ya.
That goes for Suze and Blondie too.
Yes Gigi. I will.
Emma
You do have a large sexual appetite don't you?
Gigi we'll take good care of you.
i'm in for back-up if you need me :)
Suze - Yep, I'm hot to trot today... I warned ya!
Buttah - no, no back up... you need to get right up in there!!
GIRL ORGY!!!
Right on...
right Horsn, last Monday.
But it still bothers me that I haven't had a coherrent laying...
in a while.
Sug- I feel that.
But have you played this song?
Serious ass shaking material right here....
LOVE IT.
I love the BHG!
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