Happy FFF.. and jesus, did it take long enough?!?!

Happy Fun Freakin' Friday all!!!

I'm a little exhausted and effortless from the last week of responsibilities... none of them being fun dammit. However, I do have prescriptions! yay! So as a disclaimer, if I act like a total nut today it's prolly because I'm entirely fucked up and just 'wading' through this wonderful Friday...
Can we talk about quickies real quick though? I wanna.
Dammit Men, if you wake your woman up in the middle of the night and wanna get some, be quick... don't keep us up for like 2 hours getting your rox off, we'll be total bitches the next day and everyone suffers. Further, quick pinching my nipples while Im unconcious... wait until I'm coherent enough to tell you how much I like it. Damn.

Still love ya honey.... right. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
K, anyway... moving on. I was tagged by Dozr on Wednesday *snicker @ tagged*.
So I need to do what a woman does when tagged... uh, which is bend over and take it...

no.
uhhh.... the following:

First: Rules are as follows, remove the blog at No. 1 from the following list and bump every one up one place; add your blog's name in the #5 spot;
1. The Ex-Girlfriend Project
2. Beauty in the Breakdown
3. Oh So Wonderful
4. DZER’s Diatribe
5. Bubblegummeltdown

Next: select five new friends at random to add to the pollen count. (No one is obligated to participate and anyone can play if they want to).

1. Castu
2. Gigi
3. Sug
4. Blondie
5. Murph

And on with the fun part... I guess:

I. What were you doing ten years ago? November 1995.

Well, I was running one of the most profitable automotive detail businesses in the city.... Yes, that's right, you heard me Auto Detail. Don't be shocked fuckers... I can work a Makita high speed buffer like a champ, STILL.
I had a one year old son that I adored... -What were you doing one year ago? November 2004.

I think I was drunk.

-What were you doing yesterday? Nov. 17th, 2005

Deciding whether to do surgery on myself and take care of my freaking kidneys once and for all... bastards. I worked, surfed HNT's for a moment (while I had a freakin' moment), went home... played with kids.... saw my dad... uhhhh.... OH, and was fucking amazed at Horsn's photoshop skills. Horsn, you have been given a seat in the Champagne Room next to Dozr, congratulations (and a yee haww is in order too).

II. Five snacks you enjoy:

1. Little Debbie Nutty Bars
2. Pomegranites
3. I swear I already did this last week
4. Am I having a De ja vu here, or what?
5. Munster Cheese and Summer Sausage

-Five songs to which you know all the words:

1. "Cold Beverage" - G Love and Special Sauce
2. "The Joker" - Steve Miller (shocker there)
3. “54-46 that's my number"- Sublime
4. “112" - Notorious BIG
5. “Soft Serve" - Soul Coughing

-Five things you would do if you were a millionaire :

1. Kids education... done deal.
2. Buy my bass boat and go fishing wherever the hell I want.
3. Buy a cabin, next to a lake... where it never gets cold and the fishing is good.
4. Secure at least half of it in safe investments.
5. Fly all of you lovely people to my cabin so we can get drunk and fish... after that, it's anyone's guess. Oh, and schedule at least a week off... k.

-Five bad habits:

1. Smoking. Yep, you heard me. So what, it's not like I'm a two pack a day hacker for christs sake. I have to quit anyway... so wtf. I don't wanna hear it.

2. Talking with my mouth full. Why do I do this? I dunno... I guess I just get these really awesome brain storms when I'm eating and I have to just say it before I forget.

3. Wet towels on the bed. Alright so, at least I'm leaving them on my side... really need to work on getting them that other 2 feet to the towel hanger... just takes too much freaking energy in the morning.

4. hmmmm. do I have any more bad habits? damn this short term memory problem.

5. Men. I love men. and it's turning habitual. badly.

-Five things you like doing:

1. Fishing tops the list, even more than sex at the moment because it's winter and damn... I just want to get a fish on. Don't act all shocked, jesus... Im not all sex (though you'd like to think so).

2. Listening to Music. Anywhere, anytime, anyway.... it's not uncommon to catch me with my ipod in tow. Music for me dictates life, or rather life dictates music. There will always be a song I can relate to a person, place, or time in my life. It helps with my attitude and my ability to cope sometimes. Hope that wasn't too deep for ya.

3. Playing my bass guitar in my boyshorts. very cool.. and awful breezy lately.

4. Watching and learning from the men in my house. I've discovered so many insights into the way you weirdo's work... it's humorous and uncanny really. Thank god you're born this way... I would hate to have had some tremendous 'awakening' when you hit puberty. That would just be frightening.
Soon enough, Im gonna write a book about it. Though, Im sure there will only be one chapter.

5. Sex. DUH.

-Five things you would never wear again:

1. 3 inch spiked heels... wtf... my limit is 2 inches now after taking a face plant into a freakin stage light (don't ask).

2. Leather panties... I know I know, you're disappointed. Really, they are just soooo fucking uncomfortable! There's no need to suffocate my pussy thanks, if I wanted that I'd just shove something in there.

3. Leg warmers. because no matter who or what wears them, they will NEVER be cool again.

4. Black lipstick. yikes. Dyed my lips bluish for about a week... scared the hell out of my parents.

5. Bright Yellow anything. It just gives me a headache and should only be used for Construction Equipment and hazardous thoroughfares.

-Five favorite toys:

1. iegg - *snicker*

2. My husband- he's fun in all kinds of ways.

3. Photoshop - Me too, for the same reasons everyone else does.

4. My kids train set, because it really does kick ass. The thing is a monstrosity and just keeps getting bigger the more pieces we add. Currently, it takes up the whole damn living room. Which is a feat in itself because our living room is huge!

5. Power tools - Im with ya on this one Dzr buddy... I love playing with power tools.
Everytime the hub (or I) get one... we find a reason to use it!!!
This months endeavor is ripping out and remodelling our bathroom. Should be interesting to find what husband dictates is necessary to get that job done! Jesus, he goes to buy some drywall and comes back with a freakin' myriad of power tools... "What is this for dear? You don't need this for drywalling."
"I know it."
"Okay then, can I play with it?"