No more Quid Pro Qou

* I'm all outta Quid
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Can I just say Damn.

And then I can say Happy HNT!!!
Bitches, I still vote for Pedro... He's a sexy fucker.

But what I really want to say is...

The justice system sucks ass. Yes, you heard me. Sucks ass. Remember those juvenile ass hats that broke in and trashed our place last month? Well today was the sentencing for the 'ring leader' of the three fucking stooges.

Right, yeah the peckerhead one. the fucker that bled all over my house.

So we go in.
We talk to our friendly neighborhood prosecutor.
(buttah, you're gonna love this)
He informs us about deferred sentencing...k

... then he proceeds to inform us that Fuckstik Jr. is going for his one and only get out of jail free deferred sentencing card.

wtf?

So we argue that he's a repeat offender and a punk.

Friendly neighborhood prosecutor agrees unintentionally, corrects himself.. and then emphasizes victim testimony in front of yer honor.

*K, im good at playing the victim*

We go in the court room and sit.
Fuckstik's mother and his little chica girlfriend come in the courtroom.
The trial begins.... the cases are pled.

....

We give our statements, I choke up.. because my kidneys are blazing fucking mad-like.
Yer honor liked it. good good. Tears never hurt, regardless of where they stem from.

I sit back down.

Fuckstick has an ugly girlfriend and his mother is absolutely oblivious to the terrible realization of what her son has done. She tells the judge he needs to work so he can stay out of trouble.

Defense Attorney is slime...asshole.
DA says, no your honor I think that after consulting with *ASSFUCK* for the last few weeks he has learned his lesson and is a likely candidate for success if released. I think *BASTARDANUS* can be productive if allowed to stay in school, and be given the opportunity to give back to society.

give. back. Fuknut stole my shit. If'n he's giving anything back, it better be my stolen property.

Then your honor asked KNUCKLEFUCKBASTARDRAPEMONKEY if he wanted to say anything.

He did. he said "uh, yeah i think if I stop hanging around with those bad friends I will be okay."

k. hmmm.
Judge voted for deferred. I was hot fucking pissed... but still good.

Friendly neighborhood prosecutor said 150 hours of community service and 24 months probation.
Defense attorney argued 150 hours was unheard of. 24 months probation was too stiff.

Judge gave 48 hours community service, 12 months probation, 9pm curfew regulated by mom (WTF)????? Uhh.. where was mom when he was climbing in my fucking window?!?!

A letter of apology to us and our children... again wtf. We want to hear from you? Okay, let me think about that....

NO.

and around $200 in restitution paid to us. Whoo hoo boy... that's a blow job and a six pack in my neighborhood.

THIS ASSMONKEY IS A REPEAT OFFENDER PEOPLE? HELLO?

k. then when yer honor was listening to the steaming heap of bullshit regurgitating from the defense attorney, she decided it would be best for there to be a restraining order on the other two boys that assisted in the break in.

k, mother is in fear of her life and her sons at the hands of these terribly intimidating horrific 15 year olds.... could happen.

Until it's presented that one of the other perps was the BITEMYCROTCHJERKOFFS brother.
That's right.. blame it on your friends... dude, it's your fucking brother, how ya gonna get outta that one? Yer honor pays it no mind and offers up supervised contact.
Like I said, where was mom when he stole my bag of weed?

BASICALLY. We were fucked, with no lube... not even the cheap kind.

Fuckstick is at home now, away from his blue juvy jumpsuit. Eating a nice homecooked enchilada meal, getting some pussy from his chica, givin' his homey co-conspirator brother 'bones'and pourin' one out for his otha homey. fucker.

And I'm here trying to convince my 10 year old that nobody is gonna climb in that window ever again.. still. I tried to tell him that if they do, Daddy was gonna blow his freakin head off with his 9. Right there, in his room. Didn't help. Dunno why. He just kinda looked at me... *blank stare*


K FOOTBALL!!!!

Terrel Owens.. you sorry man. wtf you doing? A week later and there's absolutely no love... and there shouldn't be.

For any of you not familiar with Terrel Owens latest antics, he would be the asshat that single handedly made himself look like a total dick head by not only insulting his own team, but insulting the players, staff, management... and ultimately... the fans of Phili (make sure to check out the fan funeral part of this link).
Someone shoulda shot a philly steak sammich in that mutha's mouth before he kept on embarrassing himself. Stupid fuck.

I've been wanting to say that all week... really. *deep sigh*

Thank god there's some sorta justice in this world. The Eagles kept him on contract, left him on the roster, and benched him. Lovely... just excellent. See people, now that's the way it should be done!

DISCLAIMER: Sorry there's no pussy eating, cock sucking or ass fingering in this post. I'll work on that.