Territorial Pissings

So today work was exceptional... or at least I'm trying to convince myself to look back at it in a positive sense. It was soooo busy, and frustrating at times... I'm surprised I had as much time to comment with you all as I did, honestly.

But see, here's the beautiful thing... I leave for a few hours, come home, play with the kids, love husband up a little... and I come back to check the blog-

..... and y'all men have gone crazy insane! LMFAO

See, there seems to be some confusion regarding the way my link list is set up. For those of you not familiar with the story, let me give ya a blurb:

I re-posted Blondie's link to my list, and it so happens I put her at the top... Why? Well, I have my reasons.... *stifle*
She's gonna shower with me okay?!?!? Further we'er gonna change tires in the rain wearing high heels!!! And any of you other ladies that want to help jack are more than welcome btw. SASS!!!

Anyway, back to the point... Almost immediately the 'thrashings' over rank position began. *stifling full on hurrendous laughter*
Who is it that always rants about needy over-reactive chicks? I think he was the first to bitch about it.... *luv*

Did anyone notice that none of the ladies complained? LMFAO

See, and this is a perfect example of why I love men; all men. Every single one of them. Size, shape, attitude, intellegence level... I think I love you more today than I ever did. Seriously.

Alright alright. I changed my link listings to appease. Now they will be in gender order (ladies first), and then order by history (meaning how long I've been reading you). I also added a couple of worthy blogspots in the restrooms...

Although in lieu of Dzrs television mini-series/reality show theme... I thought of doing a 'Survivor like' competition and eliminating you all one at a time each week depending on perfomance, endurance, and skill! That and I want to hear you lie to me. LMFAO
And Doz, I don't want to hear any snyde remarks about your athletic ability... isn't it always the big guy that gets the cuddles in the shelter? Further, the challenges will be based on porn writing ability as well.

*catching breath, wiping tear*

jesus, sorry.. that was fucking hilarious!

*calming... blank stare*

I'll translate to man-speech for ya: This is not who means more to me than others dammit! I've told you once, I'm gonna tell you a million times... there's enough of EN to go around.

Really, I think that knowing all of you that I read daily and being able to share a piece of your lives, stories, adventures, attitudes, lustful wants, and your HNT's every week is super cool.

Each and every fucking one of you make my day.