*snaps gum*

Those of you that have children and/or a busy working spouse know that sometimes you can miss your partner and still be in the same house... you also know it gets rather lonely when the down time you do have is spent on other things, not with each other. My husbands a very busy man who hardly takes time for the finer things in life... He works a lot and has a tendancy to snark the one-on-ones. Me? Well Im just as much to blame since attentive wise my priorities get skewed with my writing and other dutes. *sigh*

It sucks to be in love and lonely.

Since my husbands birthday is quickly approaching, we felt it best to take advantage of the grandparents gift of a child-free weekend, put away our other things.... and go on an old-fashioned whatever-you-want-because-I-adore-you date. *snaps gum*

CAR SHOW
We went to the packed and over priced car show in town for starters. We do it every year, and without fail always decide that it's the same stuff as last year... I can't help it, I'm a car girl... I love cars. Enough said about that, take your innuendos and run with them, whatever they are you're probably right.

I fell in love with the Saturn Sky, which looks remarkably like every other sports car out there... but it runs only in the mid 20's for price. Affordable yes. Groceries and kids? No. *sigh* Oh well, it's equipped only with a 2.4 4cyl. If I'm gonna tool around in a sports car at least give me a 6.
I got to sit in a myriad of trucks and suv's, one being the H2 of course. Not impressed with the Hummer, perhaps I'm just low maintanence like that. I understand it's all about the bling bling... but. *snaps gum*

Conclusion to the car show was this:

- Eating a super dog in a pavillion of car guys and dilfs is fun and a big attention getter. I wink when they stare just to watch them blush like crazy. Especially the Dilfs, they look away so quickly... fuckers, you're not shy and you know it. The teenagers and college aged boys will say something to you about it though; along the lines of "yeah baby, take that wiener!" I love that.

- Dilfs galore at the car show. Can't tell you how cute it is to see the Daddy's taking the kids to the show... alright alright, that's why I really went (you got me there). I do have to mention that holy cow there's some hot smokin' hot Dad's out there. Holla to the men that tote the strollers like champs. I love ya, really I do.

- When my car grows up it wants to be a Honda Pilot with leather; It told me so on the way home. I will invest in it's future hereforth, and secure it's need to be successful in that way.

SHOPPING
After the car show, we decided that it was time for a new digital camera. So we hit a electronics mogul superstore for some options. Our old camera was a 2.1 mega pixel monster.
Our new camera is a 7.1 mega pixel neato, with movie mode. *snaps gum*
The movie mode works really well thanks. *giggle*
It's hawt.
After that it was to the liqour store to re-stock our cabinet (looking stark bare these days). I opted for a fresh bottle of Hypnotiq and some vodka mini bottles. Husband went for the Rum section and stocked up on the Vanilla for his cokes. He's a rum and coke kinda guy... so so simple; and it's a good thing. Because it's easier to prepare a rum and coke when you're schnockered then a 3 layered frou-frou.

DINNER
When was the last time I had dinner out with my husband? *thinking*
*still thinking*
A couple weekends ago... but it didn't count, we were talking about work and Red. This time around we talked about each other, no work... no others. We were parched and in need of a good drunk after shopping and car show, so we doubled up on the drinks.
Steak and lobster. *snaps gum* uh-huh carbs. Need carbs when you only weight 107 slamming double Washington Apples back to back.
Dinner was exceptional, even with the hefty price tag... but he's totally worth it. I love spoiling my husband.

TOY STORE
Drunk, easily amused, and not ready to end the evening yet we stumbled into our favorite toy store, Adult toy store that is, to frolick and check out some new items first hand. Usually I order all my stuff from Midnight Passions online and never really have the opportunity to window shop in a person to toy forum. Fun fun.

There are a lot of new lubricants on the market lately; Kharma Sutra makes a line of lubricants for just about any need. From water based to silicone, albeit pricey... one was right up my alley so I had to throw it in my basket. There's another lubricant manufacturer out there named Pjur, which totes themselves to be the best of the best. To which I question and grab one of those too. WHAT? You can never have too much lubricant!
As I puruse the aisles I stumble across the bullet/egg section and immediately my attention is drawn to the iegg. Yes, the iegg.... The neatest most innovative form of err bullet masturbation there is.
Price tag? $69.95.
Do I dare? what, are you kidding? Of fucking course! I'm worth that shit completely.
As an end note: there will be a product review of the iegg... as soon as I get the feeling back in my legs and my voice back. *snaps gum*

HOME
We tote our stuff and our intoxicated selves home, start a fire... music... eventually porn... drink more...
rinse, repeat.
*snaps gum* It was hawt.
We played with our camera and new toys, fucked like rabbits, rolled over and went to sleep.

Tell me that's not the perfect date... liar.

*snaps gum*