Triple F Poll
Its a Triple F day today folks... that's right Fun Fucking Friday. And to honor this Fun Fucking Friday I am tossing out some truth to ya... Sexual Truth. I was told I should totally do this poll, okay it wasn't a dare... but it was close enough to entice the I'm not chicken part of me.
*Halloween Party tonight* *cheesy grin*
So here goes, and just reading the questions I can already tell it's gonna be an interesting comments day! Be kind.
1. How old are you/male or female? 31, female
2. How many people have you slept with? Of the same sex (so far) 4, Other sex 13.
3. Lost virginity at what age? 15
4. How many blow jobs/oral sex have you given? Jesus, what number is after gazillion?
5. How many one nightstands? One, and he didn't count... we weren't standing, and it wasn't night time.
6. Ever banged your friend’s significant other? Absolutely, but only because friend shared.
7. Ever cheated? Once, on a math test... I despise Algebra. lol, I know that wasn't the answer you expected!
8. How often do you masturbate? On average 5, but it's escalated lately.
9. What do you masturbate to? Holy shit.. uhhh. hmmm. errrr. No comment.
10. Most forbidden person you wanted to bang? Again, No comment... but if I had answered #9, it would have been the same answer as this one.
11. Ever had a gay/lesbian experience? Abso-fucking-lutely
12. Like the taste of pussy? Second only to chocolate.
13. Like the taste of cum? Always swallow it too fast... perhaps I should pay more attention next time.
14. Use toys? Hell yes.
15. Ever masturbated at work? Ummm. Well. Does a bullet in the car while running work errands count?
16. Craziest place you've had sex? I already said I would never tell. Second craziest place would be against the glass doors at a church across the street from my high school... ducked out of Homecoming for a quickie... I think my ass prints were still there a week later.
17. Like anal? yes. sometimes.
18. Foot fetish? No, no no.
19. Weirdest thing you have masturbated with? See now, I just can't see sticking anything in there that's not supposed to be there... I dunno, call me conventional.
20. Met anyone off Craig’s List and had sex the first night? LMAO jesus, are people that desperate?
21. How many porn’s do you have? Countless numbers from all years, genres, and countries. My favorite is swedish european porn... second only to france.
22. Faked an orgasm? Yes, unfortunately. Dude had no idea what the fuck he was doing.
23. Favorite position? I have to pick a favorite??? Hmmm... anything from behind, with hair pulling and pillow biting. Throw in a reach around and I'm stoked.
24. Ever paid for sex? Nope, it pays me.
25. Ever had sex in a club? Yes.
26. How many is too many? I wish this question were more specific.
27. Ever had group sex? Yep.
28. Ever had cyber sex? Yep, not lately.
29. Phone sex? –Yes, but only in desperate times.
30. Dirtiest Fantasy? I have so many, it would take forever to pick one.
31. Ever taped yourself? Yes. Well, No... somebody else taped me. It's still unclear whether we're speaking of duct-tape or VCR... in both cases It's a yes.
32. Taken dirty pictures? Of course.
33. Ever had sex with someone and didn’t know his or her name? Do pet names count? No, never.
34. Ever had sex with anyone famous? Not yet.
35. Feel like masturbating now? Maybe after I finish my coffee, I dunno the days only begun!
36. Fucked a co-worker? Jesus yes... best sex I ever had, and am still having.
37. Used someone? Well no, I've been on the receiving end of that. Wouldn't do it to some one else.
38. When it comes to shallow attraction, what body part does it for you the most? Shoulders/Arms and Smile.
39. Ever hate fuck somebody? Oh yea, absolutely. Still hate you too fucker.
40. Do you enjoy the dirty talk in bed? Depends on my mood. Never hurts to hear how much you like it though.. talk to me.
41. Consider fucking someone who writes you as a result of this poll? Very confident YES.
*Halloween Party tonight* *cheesy grin*
So here goes, and just reading the questions I can already tell it's gonna be an interesting comments day! Be kind.
1. How old are you/male or female? 31, female
2. How many people have you slept with? Of the same sex (so far) 4, Other sex 13.
3. Lost virginity at what age? 15
4. How many blow jobs/oral sex have you given? Jesus, what number is after gazillion?
5. How many one nightstands? One, and he didn't count... we weren't standing, and it wasn't night time.
6. Ever banged your friend’s significant other? Absolutely, but only because friend shared.
7. Ever cheated? Once, on a math test... I despise Algebra. lol, I know that wasn't the answer you expected!
8. How often do you masturbate? On average 5, but it's escalated lately.
9. What do you masturbate to? Holy shit.. uhhh. hmmm. errrr. No comment.
10. Most forbidden person you wanted to bang? Again, No comment... but if I had answered #9, it would have been the same answer as this one.
11. Ever had a gay/lesbian experience? Abso-fucking-lutely
12. Like the taste of pussy? Second only to chocolate.
13. Like the taste of cum? Always swallow it too fast... perhaps I should pay more attention next time.
14. Use toys? Hell yes.
15. Ever masturbated at work? Ummm. Well. Does a bullet in the car while running work errands count?
16. Craziest place you've had sex? I already said I would never tell. Second craziest place would be against the glass doors at a church across the street from my high school... ducked out of Homecoming for a quickie... I think my ass prints were still there a week later.
17. Like anal? yes. sometimes.
18. Foot fetish? No, no no.
19. Weirdest thing you have masturbated with? See now, I just can't see sticking anything in there that's not supposed to be there... I dunno, call me conventional.
20. Met anyone off Craig’s List and had sex the first night? LMAO jesus, are people that desperate?
21. How many porn’s do you have? Countless numbers from all years, genres, and countries. My favorite is swedish european porn... second only to france.
22. Faked an orgasm? Yes, unfortunately. Dude had no idea what the fuck he was doing.
23. Favorite position? I have to pick a favorite??? Hmmm... anything from behind, with hair pulling and pillow biting. Throw in a reach around and I'm stoked.
24. Ever paid for sex? Nope, it pays me.
25. Ever had sex in a club? Yes.
26. How many is too many? I wish this question were more specific.
27. Ever had group sex? Yep.
28. Ever had cyber sex? Yep, not lately.
29. Phone sex? –Yes, but only in desperate times.
30. Dirtiest Fantasy? I have so many, it would take forever to pick one.
31. Ever taped yourself? Yes. Well, No... somebody else taped me. It's still unclear whether we're speaking of duct-tape or VCR... in both cases It's a yes.
32. Taken dirty pictures? Of course.
33. Ever had sex with someone and didn’t know his or her name? Do pet names count? No, never.
34. Ever had sex with anyone famous? Not yet.
35. Feel like masturbating now? Maybe after I finish my coffee, I dunno the days only begun!
36. Fucked a co-worker? Jesus yes... best sex I ever had, and am still having.
37. Used someone? Well no, I've been on the receiving end of that. Wouldn't do it to some one else.
38. When it comes to shallow attraction, what body part does it for you the most? Shoulders/Arms and Smile.
39. Ever hate fuck somebody? Oh yea, absolutely. Still hate you too fucker.
40. Do you enjoy the dirty talk in bed? Depends on my mood. Never hurts to hear how much you like it though.. talk to me.
41. Consider fucking someone who writes you as a result of this poll? Very confident YES.
posted by Everything Nice at 8:53 PM
37 Comments:
I don't know about anyone else ... but I had to stop to masturbate while reading your answers ...
... twice
OK, point of clarification. Emma, does "sleeping with" (question 2) include the answer to question number 4?
I don't think most women put oral sex on the same plain as penetration (ala Bill Clinton).
Guys tend to wrap those together... IMHO.
So, it'd be like to a guy asking his wife how many she'd been with and she says 5 guys and 2 lesbian experiences during college. Then he says how many BJs? and she says, "oh god, I lost count after 40!" To a guy, the BJs are just as (or more so) intimate as penetration.
But... if we count just full sex... OMG... I feel like such a whore now. But I have never given a BJ... or had same sex stuff goin' on.
That's another odd topic... women can suck 1000s of titties, lick millions of pussies and they'd be "not gay". Dude gets groped once in a prison bathroom and he's instantly labeled "fag".
Blondie - LOL Thanks, do tell. I'm glad I was able to up the ante so to speak. Responding to email.
Doz- Glad I could sponsor that, truly am honored to be your masturbatory stimulation for Triple F Friday! I'll try and 'keep that up'. Which parts did you find most enlightening?
Dom - I didn't classify those together, no. But I see your point. I never called you a fag LOL. furthermore, if you were groped in a prison bathroom... I think you need to tell me... then you would be sponsoring my masturbatory stimulation!!!!
LOL...
Gigi - alright then, no worries... you can live vicariously through my answers then! We all know you're naughty! *hug*
Castu, what language are you speaking? You said Dare... was that intended for me?!!?
Whatever it is, I'll do it.
naughty one: I'll tell ya later ;)
and no way I'm answering this on my blog ... I couldn't hope to live up to 1/4th of the hotness here
wow..."Second only to chocolate"...that's fucking hot right there
LMAO Blondie you rock the comments today! Stop feeling sorry bout it. And yes, no boytoy... did you tell him I played? Email.
Gigi- *grabbing hands* I have no doubt you could fill out. ;) What kind of prize did you have in mind... perhaps a trick or treat?
Castu - Im checking it. I'm SOOOOOO checking it. Although, I am still resisting temptation to not lick the HNT of your nipple.
Dzer - no, you have to tell!! Look, I spilled my beans for everyone! Tell me what did it by question number... that way I know where to hit your phsyce for future masturbatory stimulation!
Government Employees have sex too, don't they?
Poker- you know, the only thing better than both is when they're served together :)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What a warm, honest, honorable, dirty, perverted, slippery when shiny, nympho you are ...E!
They should make them all like you.
Reality and Lust and all.
...just love it...
thanks!
go on Gigi, Im all ears... and a little bit of ass too.
Helskel, Im sending you my DNA.. please clone me for your pleasure. *smooch*
E, I'd send you my DNA, but the Sherrif and Feds said I'm not allowed to mail my stuff anymore.
:>}
A clone wouldn't be the same... but if we could electro-map that dirty mind of yours too...hmmmm.
Eh, fug it. I'll just blow up a doll an write a big 'E' on its forehead!
all of the sudden i think i find i have more to talk about with you tonight.
interesting history there Emma. Bump your same sex number to 5 tomorrow morning. Red's totally gonna love this....
chocolate can be arranged.
Sarge, I don't want to be behind you baby... I want to be in FRONT of you.
I respect nice guys... they taste sweeter anyway.
Jess - Grrrrr. Yikes. I knew I shouldn't have told you bout my blog.
Helskel - at least it's not an L on my forehead LOL
really, you think? Sounds like a challenge Sug.
One you set yourself up for just by saying you're sluttier... seriously!
LOL and since Murph hasn't been around to do it, I'll give you one of his golf claps:
*golf clap* on the obvious challenge innuendo there Sug. I dare ya. :)
I would love to be a fly on the wall of where you'll be tonight.
Maybe I should let my fingers do the walking if we get together and leave you worked up and even more eager for tonight's activities with Red?
If this virtual party was reality... my Windows would need a squeegie.
Em: any takers on the "clone a dong" thing?
Blondie - Im on for the stilleto's and squeegee! And it's not a party without ya...
Dom - you are really naughty. I have no doubt if we 'bump' into each other today you'll do just that! Takers on the clone-a-dong.. well, err. Are you volunteering? It would be totally dejavu you know. I know the clone-a-willy is one size fits all.. but Im not sure they have a mega :0
I thought I'd be snarky and say... the list should include "where'd you do it for the first time?" I don't know anyone who's done it somewhere cool for the first time...
most say "on top of a Whirlpool washer" or "in my grandma's garage" etc.
I tried to put the first time outta my mind... it was totally unmemorable honestly.
But, I'll play... waterbed, my room, summertime... birds chirping and all that shit.
Gigi, I really think you need to grab your balls and hit the publish post button!
Come on sweetie...
LOL HEY HEY HEY
Nice chicks sleep with 35+....
damn sug.. I think you get more respect for putting that out there... honestly.
*full on audience cheer for sug*
I'm late to the party here...
Have a great time at the Halloween party tonight.
Looking forward (salacious grin) to your posts about the party!
Ed
Sarge - you have no idea the damage I could do in front of you.
I haven't received my goods yet. As soon as I do, I will review no worries there. Was hoping to have the panties in time for the party tonight.. know red would love it.
Finders Fee? How is that payable?
Eddie - Better late than never.. you bet your ass I'll write about it!
I had no idea I was such a celebrity Emma.
Thank you for gold plating me on your online journal here. Jess told me about it, I am visiting on my lunch break (giggle)
I better do something slammin' tonight so I can read about what a treat I was tomorrow.
See you later, love your hot body in the picture too.
K, I'm up on the poll!
Sug - LOL! I’m shakin’ the booty! Woot! Woot!
Don't worry we have Murph bound and gagged very well and in a safe place. Don't think of trying to rescue him! LOL!
Alright Ladies... let me check this shit out...
So proud, so damn proud!
Hey, I had nothing to do with the bounding and gagging of Murph... does paint a pretty picture though.
Lil, I have the lettuce wraps and you have Murph... let's trade. But take the gag out first... I need to 'use' it.
The gag, that is. Well, okay.. .and maybe his mouth. But only if he begs.
LOL or apparently Craiglist! Sug, I don't think you're slutty though.. believe me, I've heard worse around the watercooler.
*shaking head* poor Murph.
Gigi- Im lending you my smelling salts, and a pillow to fall on. You have a picture of Murph bound and gagged? Cool! Post it!
JESZM... sounds like a #13 type of verification.
Red - I totally missed your post whilst reviewing the comments. If you're still there... I will gold plate ya.. *warm fuzzy*
Sugarpunk, Gigi - It was about time, huh? Just be kind and visit every so often, wouldja?
Im off to clean my desk and get the hell outta here.
okay i'm commenting without reading the comments...
does getting duct taped to a chair while dressed count? by teenagers? while laughing my ass off?
gotta go... later kids
k..Lillith has been bothering me to check out your blog and post so I did and...uh...hi. :)
I did my part ;)
Welcome Branwen... don't be shy.
Doz- you did your part huh, Can I? ;)
naughty one: you can do my part any time you want ... in IM or anywhere else ;)
Ok, how many people wrote here just because they thought it was their opening for a chance to fuck EN? No one? Liars. I can't be the only one! ;)
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