Happy Triple FFF again to all!
Another Fun Fucking Friday!!! TGIF everyone...
I just wanted to thank everybody for the thoughtful insight and comments on yesterdays post. I think that ultimately it opened the eyes of everyone that read it, and some real good feedback construed. I don't 'wax philosophical' often... So when I get up the courage to do so, it's nice to know you all are listening.
Last week I did a poll (which I think went off pretty well), this week I'm gonna take a stab at this one that Lil featured as well today. HI LIL!! She borrowed it from Stephanie and well, errr... It's all about the passing around I guess! WHAT? I share!
Here goes:
1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
Jesus no... In fact, If I have to put forth the effort to look hot just to go grocery shopping? Then they better be paying me for this shit.
2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
Sometimes, but only because I wish to conceal a tad of my identity, it keeps me truthful.. And I really don't want that late night call from my father again.
3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks e-mail you?
I don't consider any of my blog friends dorks actually... Creeps maybe, but not dorks. Yes Yes, go ahead and email me... But include pics, that way it's interesting.
4. Do you lie in your blog?
Only to protect others secrets or character... That's not very often. I don't lie about myself however. Why should I?
5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
*giggle* No.
6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
Well, no. I contemplate not writing anymore (sometimes) because it cuts down on my masturbation time. Oh, and for the record... I've only been told not to stop in the bedroom...
7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
See, now that presents another issue all together. Something about digging deep into emotional and historical personal issues always brings me back to sex. I'd end up sleeping with my therapist. I'm sure it would help me, but fuck them up pretty badly.
8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
LMAO Fake nice ones? I told y'all I only faked it once!!! No no, I don't fake nice ones... Delete some? I try not to actually, every one has a voice and opinion. Except for Scooter, whom I'd like to pound into an oblivion for being an anonymous ass but exposing the rest of us forthwith.
9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog?
That's terribly kinky... Uh, rubbed one out. Yikes. Do I have to answer that... And what the fuck does rub one out mean exactly?
10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
Definetly more... You'd all fall in love. LOL.
11. Do you have a job?
I guess you could call it that.
12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
Yes, but no porn-webcam... That's free.
13. Which bloggers do you want to meet in real life?
I'm with Lil on this one... I want to meet you all actually. I still say we pick a spot to meet and all sit around and have drinks.
14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
Uhhhhh.... Past or present... Be specific!!! Jesus, in an attempt to be brutally honest here (thanks question number 4); I'll say - One. And it was good too!
15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
Mo Money Mo problems... Less.
16. Does your family read your blog?
I really honestly hope not. My mother would be jealous.
17. How old is your blog?
Born in July 05.
18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
NO dammit. Come on people.. Spread the word LOL. I really don't give a shit, I like being in the back of the classroom.
19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
A secret blog? I thought this was my secret blog! (thanks Lil, my thoughts exactly)
20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
No, but I'd pay some of ya for other favors...
21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
Jesus, what's with this fucking question... IRS always has to get their two cents in I guess. No big brother, no.
22. Is blogging narcissistic?
Absolutely hands down... at least mine is.
23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time?
Yes... And I start to miss you guys. Color me a giver.
24. Do you like John Mayer?
Uh, again... wtf. Why John Mayer? Why not Dr. Dre or Paul Simon?
25. Do you have enemies?
Yes yes... And I like it that way, It adds a ying to my yang. Hater anonymous bitch, lose my email seriously or step up and tell me who you are... I think I know who you are, and am willing to set it all the fuck out here just to piss you off.
26. Are you lonely?
Not right at the moment, I've got a picture to keep me warm... But that could change later.
27. Why bother?
Bother what? Huh? Well, because if I don't achieve at least 3 orgasms a day then I get grumpy and malnourished. How the hell did you know I was rubbing one off anyway... sheesh. That big brother thing again huh.
Hope you all have a great weekend ahead of you... Let me leave you with a thought provoking quote that may (or may not) get you in the mood for the next couple of days:
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body; but rather a skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up,totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!"
Of course, getting there without pissing off the rest of humanity would be good, too.
posted by Everything Nice at 8:06 PM
80 Comments:
I'm totally with you, especially if I don't get my full quota of orgasms. Grrrr.
I think I'm turning in to a nympho, but that's good sex is good.
Suze X
rub one out = masturbate till orgasm ... and you know you have!
did that say enemies or enemas? and is there a difference?
always nice finding out a little bit more about you ... and oh, I *cock* you
Suze - Sex good yes! Nympho better... What is your qouta of orgasms? Wondering if it's comparable to mine. 3 is good for me daily (like meals), but any more than 5 really sets the mood for the day!!
Murph - Don't change.
Doz - Enemies I think... but let me re-read. Yes I've rubbed one out... OF COURSE I HAVE. Serious no brainer. Although please remember that rub one out can also mean to whack somebody.
Sass should know about that, being mafia style and all. *love ya Sass*
Can I pinch your cheeks then or what Dz?
What a sweet thing.
naughty one: only if you pinch both sets ... and does rub out REALLY mean to whack, off, kill, assassinate, bump off, or murder someone? ;)
good morning... what'd I miss with this "Scooter" mo-fo yesterday?
Are more of the folks who you play with getting wind of your online presence?
...man, it SUCKS not being able to check blogs at work!
It sucks having to work when I want to be checking blogs!!
I'm a lucky girl, I experience multiples. This makes counting very difficult.
I'll have to ask Alex to keep count. Unless you want to pop over!
:)
Suze X
*calling Mafia Squad* Dzr - verifying rub out.
K, *pinch* love it!
Dom - Scooter did something very very inappropriate. I'm not talking about it on the comments here. And HI!
Helskel - I know honey, I know... here, rest your head on my busom. You and Dom will be my regular Friday thing.
Suze - I adore multiples, but have a difficult time acheiving them through masturbation. That's an invite, eh? Im on my way! You know I would love to come over...
Way to get my attention Blondie! Hows that for an entrance?
What to do with the chocolate... hmmm, is it syrup or solid?
I wasn't thinking Ice Cream luva.
HEY!!! Where'd the LEGS go!?!?!?
I have a big ol bowl of chocolate sitting here from Halloween.
I could sit here and wait for you to ring my bell.
Costumes optional...
LOL... I had a GF friends referred to as the "whip cream lover"!
I'm your huckleberry Dom.
... say when.
How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
I admit I have no patience and I am a biter.
You are a biter Dom. It's good you finally got around to admitting that...
Blondie - the visual of you and your tootsie pop is enabling me to uhhh... rub one out.
Blatant lesbian.. I swear blondir, you are not that far away. Driving distance even... and it's totally worth the cost of gas.
see, you even fucked up my typing!
percival... hmmm.
I dunno, let's meet in the middle. OH *perk* meet in the middle!!! Yikes, It's hot as fuck in herre.
Let's meet halfway.. pick a city in the 'O' state and I swear to GOD i'll be there by this afternoon.
Gigi- that one statement can me construed so many ways. I just figured it was a masturbatory term.. but that's how my mind functions you see....
Im a perv.
shit. well, we could pull a quickie then.
dammit, Im worth you ditching the ladies for an evening... honestly. I'd show my face for that.
I care I care.
Gigi - I don't think you're a dork at all. And congrats on making the WOW, if anything that proves you're not a dork at all.
Sug - I think there's a local chapter here too. Im looking into that.
Blondie - Alright I'll stop with the innuendos.. never said I was smell oriented.
Castu - I was serious about what I said. Sometimes I do follow through with my teases. ;) Facial hair tickles the right way!
DON'T LOSE THE FACIAL HAIR IF YOU HAVE IT GENTLEMAN.
Blondie - Checking.
Gigi - One handed typing? Was it something I said? You started it, you said all over your ass.... I lost my train of thought after that.
train.
Sug - Simplistic Perversion... wonderful. That needs a t-shirt.
Sug- Im glad you picked up on that! LOL.
If I can ever get a hold of Johannes.... we can get these T's made. Gimme a minute.
Wait, which T-shirts are we making?
JOHANNES!
"sug-It's sad really. It's socially acceptable to point out a dork in public but call an addict an addict and they're all over your ass! WTF "
Hence my frustration.
Blondie - I'm so into hand delivering your t-shirt. And don't ever scare me like that again. You get a spankin'.
I say we all just jump up and down, maybe that will get H to actually speak up.
everybody now *jumping up and down excitedly*
oh, err. Sorry sometimes when I wear this top a nipple peeks, especially while jumping.
LMAO at the high kicks with no panties.
Damn, all I have is the drill gloves. I wish I had something as cool as pom poms... drill teamers only get gloves *pouting*
alright then... commence to jumping.
I was a stoned drill girl. Nothing like hitting the bong before state competition-
*waving hello to Ms. Thompson*
Unfortunately pot resin stains white drill gloves... sad.
okay 'congrats on making the WOW' uh what?
also ... morning y'all ... i can't believe you're at like 82 comments and i just GOT HERE!
SASSSSS- See, now the parties started for sure.
Do you jump Sass? I know you do.
Gigi made the WOW, check her blog if you're wondering.
Ok. I just got here and there's like 83 comments before me. WTF? Doesn't anyone know that I'm supposed to comment first? Or close to first?
No respect.
I'm not going to read the first 83 comments just to see where we are in the coversation. I'm just going to blurt out:
Damn EN! I would love to help you rub one out!
There. That's better.
Hi Dan, rub me for me.
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to be my first...
*up in the morning*
Rub me.
Rub rub rub
*rub'n the nub'n*
I don't think I would have a problem getting it up in the morning for you.
:-)
Blondie... EMAIL.
if at first you don't succeed, try try again.
thanks Sug, Im seriously raged right now about some things that have come up in the last few.
not with Blondie... other things.
Put an extra shot in there for me please.
*shirking clothes*
don't know why I feel the need to strip, just better to be naked and angry then just angry. I do that all the time, gets kinda embarrassing for husband in a public place.
I hope it was nothing I said...you DO know I'm just joking around right?
It wouldn't be the first time...
Dan - Im standing here naked and angry waiting for nub rubbing and you're worried about what you said?
jeesh. I so need to teach you.
*administering glasses and grabbing ruler*
Sug - pour two for dan, it's gonna be a long lesson.
I've got your 'long lesson' right here!
If I do something wrong does that mean I have to do it over again?
I think I'm about to become a slow learner.
Am I comment number 100 AGAIN?
Do I get another wet sloppy kiss or something else this time?
I want you to do it over and over one hundred times Dan.
Murph- I've done that and it never works for you. You always want more. Needy fucker.
Blondie and I are gonna kiss with tongue, we'll let you watch.
How's that for the 100th comment prize?
HEY HEY.
I was trying to tell you that the drool was unattractive... further, I was trying to put the chapstick on, would hate to chafe your perfectness.
Make that ungrateful AND needy fucker.
Blondie, you didn't. We just started up again... now kiss me.
I like your lip gloss.
If someone dials 911 can they dispatch to me? How does that work? I might need some help here.
Wait a minute.
Nevermind.
I CAN continue.
Im not calling 911, I want to perform CPR on Dan.
thanks Blondie, Vanilla I like!
EN: you can press anything you like to my lips. It's all good!
I might just *pretend* to need CPR!
Dan - I play pretend really well actually.
Murph - Yes ungrateful. See if I ever show you my tits again.
Sug - what?!?
oy vey
and i have a first aid recert this weekend too! somehow that's extra funny after this comment session ovah heah at EN's
damm y'all when do i find time to post??
How long does a person have to hang around here until they qualify for pity titty access?
Damn! I actually have to work for two days and you guys go totally wild on me. Now I have to catch up! Pass the joint and I want to do a body shot on everyone here today! You name the spot!
After all my shots I'll show my boobies!
LMAO... wow. this is good.
Im not sure Im comfortable with titty though. how about Jugs, or maybe boobs, or.. hmm.
That's it, Im doing a breast size by term post... I just know it.
sounds like a good Monday topic right there.
Sug - **Lick, slam, suck***
**puuuuuuuffffff... passes to left***
*inhale*
*slow release*
Well, regardless of the term, it's still post material I think.
*passing to the left*
Ok Lil, you can have a body shot off my collarbone if you like. Tequila all the way!
I'll give up on the pity titty request. I'd hate people to think I have to rely on Murph's handmedowns like some sort of second rate pervert!
*passes it on*
Sorry, had a 'moment' there.
sug: I'm not much of a follower. I prefer to lead, and I'll only let EN lead me where I want to go.
no pity booby shots from me... but EN seems to like posting almost booby shots... :)
damm y'all I leave for five minutes to post to my own blog and you're at 140 god damm comments.
wow.
Sug - thanks for the 2nd shot! Same spot?
Dan - Thanks sweetie! Move your shirt so I can salt ya up!
Thanks EN...
**inhale**
**release**
**passes left**
sounds like a great post!
Teehee!
Have done anymore of those drunk IMing sessions?
Supposed to say "Have you done..."
Lil: I'll move whatever you want! Of course some of it moves on it's own...
*one more time around*
I like Sugs way of thinking! Sometimes I swear I can't keep up with ya'll on my comments much less get to yours!! BUT IM TRYING!
I like it when you visit though, so don't be shy cause I said that.
Horsn - I like you around. You need to speak up more often. Hey, do you silkscreen by any chance?
Dan - I'm telling ya buddy... we're <> that close to going one on one in the mud-wrestling arena.
Lil- No, I haven't drunk IMed lately. In fact I haven't IMed lately at all... I think we should plan. Though we need to find a way for Sass to join. She ICQ's.
Sass- All I can say is... I so want to take the party to your blog. I think Othercat would freak if we started talking bondage and bj's though.. or would he? I do like taking almost boobie-shots.. it assists with the needy men. And Im a giver.
I think.
*inhale* *Passes to left*
This is some good shit, hold off on the shot though... Im getting some water.
EN: That mud wrestling sounds good but I'm sure I'd just end up letting you pin me anyway. Maybe we could just move right on into the shower instead? We can still get dirty in there, if you know what I mean!
(and umm...I'm sure you do)
Is it foggy in here?
steamy Dan... steamy not foggy.
Ahhh....for some reason my judgement is a little off.
Is that steamy as in a 'hot shower' kinda steamy? I have a towel rack!
Heh....
hee
like girls glow rather than sweat...
hey that's my other thingy... no tee hee and i actually *sweat*
yeah yeah that's why i ain't gettin' any!
*snicker*
bubbles: i made a new post and EVERYTHING! even topical to *puff puff* pass *grin*
and dude... TRUST me othercat is more lewd than *I* am
uhhh Sug
*whispering*
You just said I took it as an opening. You uhhh, take openings?
Only on Friday?
Suddenly I have this smutty vision of you in a garter.
K,
-blondie takes T's old color of Pink.
-I'm blue.
-Lil's Red.
-Sass is black.
What's your color?
SASS LOL I was leaving a comment for you and you were leaving a comment for me!
Woohoo! I like red!
Dan - **licking your collar bone, slamming my tequila, suck the lime outta your mouth**
Who's next?
We do need to plan another IM! What's ICQ?
**inhales... passes left** I love this stuff
Have a great weekend, all you crazy cooks and cats!
i get to be black?
fucking A!
156 fucking comments?
are you fucking shitting me?
did someone(s) mention giving out titty/boob/breast/melon/jugg/tata/bazonga pictures?
156 comments = my last six posts
no more whining from you on how often you do/don't get comments, wench!! *pinches*
what dzer said!
:)
interesting questions.....brings out a lot!!! but i still prefer last week's FFF....
158 (now) comments = my two existing blogs, since they started!
Total comments on my last 6 posts from both blogs = 69!
JESUS people. Fine Fine.
blame it on me bring a woman, what else is new.
But hey I got great tits. Just had to throw that out there.
you do have great tits ... AWESOMELY great tits ;)
murphy: FINE!! I'll fucking mail you my man tit pics today!
LMFAO
LMFAO Dozer, CC me on that wouldja!
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