11.12.2005

Capturing the moment

Right now, at this very moment, I'm listening to music, smoking a j and writing my Halloween escapades for you to enjoy (as well as other projects that needed wrapping up)... That's all well and good, sure.

But I had to stop for just one moment and share an epiphany I just had.


Epiphanies are rare with me... take them as you get them.

My #1 NEW 'strip set' song is Shine on you crazy diamond by Pink Floyd. There's no way I cannot strip to this song... or at least remove one piece of clothing just thinking about fucking somebody to it.

Actually I'm teetering over whether it's better for stripping or seducing. Leaning more on the seducing side since the song is so damn slow. Either way... I think I've got it in hand *perk*

Ladies, really... am I not kidding here? I have it all figured out below. I mean, let's think about this....

It starts slow, so ya might have to edit a second or two from the start. But then the lone guitar solo comes out and I can definitely envision teases of shoulders... thighs... maybe shedding a blouse, slipping out of a tight skirt slowly... running the hand along the stockings, creeping up towards the garter and then back to the toes. As the first part of the song fades... suspense rules as you stand in your undergarments. Leaving the men hanging on for more.

Then as it gets to the second part of the song; a steady beat resides, strong and sensual. It picks up in excess and sound... good down and dirty stripping right here I tell ya. Pop off the bra, perhaps slowly removing garters and stockings... maybe a tease with a finger up the middle of the abdomen, nipple rubbing little pinches....burlesque pole work there. Definitely.
This part of the song is extremely long. I'm thinking that this would be a good time for a lap dance, a removal of his clothes, or well... if you're doing it right you could be making out already... I dunno, chose your preference on that.

Alright, by the time Pink is singing... you should be knee deep in foreplay. Okay okay... if you're not intending to fuck during this song, it's sad. But okay... if you were just stripping to it? You could do some dangerous ass grinding and perhaps a bit more burlesque pole. But go easy on the burlesque pole... sometimes too much is too much.

If you're stripping to this song, end here. If not, follow below:

K, you should be almost fucking by now... When the saxophone kicks in you should be straddling your man, on the face is fine... (Ladies get yours, okay?) But yeah, you could be working it right about now nicely... to a great combination of guitar, bass, sax, and drum which combine and get as loud as you do (good for drowning noise if that's your function... always orgasm during the bridges and climactic endings).

The ending of the song is great for falling in a heap on the floor when you're done... It softens abruptly, fades slowly, leaving you with the whine of the saxophone... You can sigh and wipe the sweat from your brow. Kiss him gently. Tell him he was the best you ever had.

So, did you see it then? If you're not convinced I should strip to it then well. Harumph.
Listen to it and tell me if you think I'm wrong. JESUS, if you guys don't own Pink Floyds Wish you were Here album, then I can't help you. And yes I did, I had it in vinyl.

Uh, yeah, so anyway back to writing... I just thought I'd share that epiphany with ya. *ahem*

I'm still trying to figure out if that's really something I want to pursue... or if it's pipe dreams.
Depends on how the rest of the evening goes I guess.


*giggle*

72 Comments:

Blogger DZER said...

let me just say:

Oh ... oh how I wish you were here ...

and

shine on .... you crazy diamond ...

Playing this on my iTunes right now ... but there's only an internal imagining of you ... straddling .... *sigh*

8:47 PM, November 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Big Daddy *blush*

It is good for a little seduction, no?

YES. Someday I'll get the balls up to cam it for ya!

8:49 PM, November 12, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

hmm ... I will choose to believe that ... for the moment, anyway LOL

;)

9:04 PM, November 12, 2005  
Blogger sassinak said...

you know
wish you were here is still my favourite floyd song.

by a lot.

:)

10:07 PM, November 12, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

sass: are you just a lost soul swimmin' in a fish bowl, year after year?

10:39 PM, November 12, 2005  
Blogger Sid said...

when ur on the floor...finally finished...u can probably say..."i......have become.......comfortably numb!"...he he he....

11:34 PM, November 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

Emma

I'm always late for the party. Your all in bed by the time I am getting out of mine.

You guys should move over to the UK then we can talk in to the small hours.

Suze X

2:33 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger sassinak said...

suze: no one would ever get any sleep then...

4:55 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

suze: I'm the same way ... when they're waking up, I'm going to bed ... when I get home from work, everyone's asleep ... I think everyone should move to Guam ... LOL

5:06 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

Wow!

When I was in the Air Force I had younger friends that used to play Floyd over and over and over so much that I just got tired of hearing ANY Floyd. It was like they had just found them and I had loved them since my teen years (I grew up to The Wall when I as in high school - go ahead, guess my age). Those kids ruined the experience of listening and enjoying Floyd for a long time for me. It was so bad that I went home with a girl once and she put Floyd on before we got into be and it killed the moment for me.

It's been awhile and your post caused me to look at it from a different view...

I am listening to "Shine..." right now and imagining your strip.

I'm just breathless.

6:53 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sass- Ahhh, yes. Wish you were here... great song. That song is still my favorite Floyd as well, hands down. It is the song that first made me realize I was in love with my (now) husband.

Everytime I hear it now, I remember the solitude I felt not being near him for quite some time.
Long story there...

Suze- LOL yes, I think that no one would sleep if I did. But then, I think that's the intention!

Sid - :) And then Have a Cigar

Eddie - Oh shit Eddie, I was uh. Well I was alive when the Wall became big... not quite in school yet. But you see my parents were hippies that then converted into every overconsumptave phase of the 70's if you know what I mean.
Im guessing you're not too much older than I though really.

I was exposed to Floyd from day one thanks to my dad (who owned a record shop). sigh. I remember they would put the record on and blast it through the house... that and Boston, The beatles, Cream, Jethro Tull, Santana, Doobie Brothers... I could go on forever.

I love Floyd. Thanks for watching me strip to it :)

7:38 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

morning, sexy ;)

7:43 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Morning gorgeous, whassup?

Coffee?

7:44 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

btw .. I kinda finished that "storm" story I showed you awhile back ... at least, it's "finished" enough to post

not sure, but might try to do a continuation ... it's up on the dzerotica site, if you're interested :)

word verification: cdfux ... does that mean sex while listening to my compact discs?

7:45 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

sure ... can you dip your nipples in the hazelnut? then I'll have a slurp ;)

7:46 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

right. and they're kinda hard right now thanks to the heater not being on overnight. Damn this weather we're having... down right sucks.

That's it doz, I'm sending you some rain in a vile. That way you can share my pain here.

Hazelnut.mmmmmmmmmm.

7:48 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

thunder and lightning and wind and rain here darlin' ...

it's a balmy 82 outside ... but my air con is on ... so my nipples are hard too

*takes a slurp*

I agree ... mmmmmmm

7:50 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Hey it beats the hell out of the 40 degrees I got here... with wind chill make it... yeah, 40.

I could do rain in 82 degrees... with a white t-shirt.

7:56 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

I could do you in the rain while you were in a white t-shirt, which quickly became transparent, naturally ...

and ... wood!

LOL

7:57 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LOL... noted.

*packing white t-shirt for Guam trip*

Im not sure they'll let me bring this stack of wood I got on the flight though... OH you were talking about YOU.

LOL

8:00 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

One of the things I miss about the states ... winter and women's nipples ...

*flick*

8:00 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

lol... ouch! Hey, they're sensitive in the morning!!! Damn, at least let me get my coffee down!

You know, after re-reading this post I think I'm seriously going to do this...

8:02 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

right now? cam's up and ready? floyd's ready to go?

you got a captive audience of one ... if nothing else, to practice for the real deal ;)

8:04 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

lol... alright well shit. I'm not looking stripper worthy right now... you know bathrobe, slippers, hair all fucked up... no lipstick LOL

And the kids running through the scene could be a bit dangerous.

What if one bonks his head on the burlesque pole? I'd have to stop and kiss boo-boos.

8:07 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

hell ... it was worth a shot ...

8:08 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Not like Im not thinking about it.... besides, stripping over webcam I think would just look wierd... choppy and it might freeze.

so you'd be like "cool, she's gonna take off her-

oh shit, the cam froze!!!"

*beating computer*

8:11 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

I'm sure I'd be beating something else

LOL

wow ... who needs IM? this is like a nice little IM in outer space convo ... post ... wait a few minutes for the radio waves to reach alpha centauri ... reply ... wait a few minutes for the message to cross galaxies ... LOL

8:13 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

I've been told that I have a young soul, Em, so I guess in my mind I'm your age.

For the record, my wife is 7 years younger than me.

9:14 AM, November 13, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just found your blog. I love it! I dont know if I agree with the Pink Floyd song though. I'm more of a Van Halen gal myself. Something with screaming guitar riffs is always a good way to go, too.

10:04 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Murph- just because you have no imaginative visual tendancies doesn't mean you can insult my idea.

Truly, amatuer night at the strip club on Thursdays.... I'm contemplating.

Gigi, there's nothing in my inbox either... so typical.

10:06 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Whoa- I guess you'd have to know my personality, I mean yes Van Halen kicks ass definetly. Big fan of Van Halen...

But Floyd kinda takes me to a place sometimes.

10:10 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OH,and whoa welcome to my blog! :)

Eddie - young at heart, good. Graying temples maybe??? Say yes.
Younger wife? Way to go stud, seriously.

Murph- Im not stripping for you, EVER.

10:20 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

I'm definitely young at heart but not graying at the temples. I have hair like my Dad and he did not go gray until well into his 50's. Yay Me!

10:28 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

well, alright.... damn.

2 outta three aint bad. Can I sit on your lap then?

10:30 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

Anytime!

10:43 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Johannes said...

What's all this talk about you lovely ladies needing mail stuffed in your "in-boxes"? Have I missed something?

11:02 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Johannes, my sexual chocolate.. jesus man, it's been too long!

Well, we need some pics of dicks... so far nobody's game enough to participate!!!


I have my wide angle lens attachment for my cam. Let me know if you need me to come over and shoot that for ya.

Heh, shoot that. Yeah baby! Shoot it right here :0

11:07 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

You are going to have to distract me from Giants football.

11:33 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Shit Eddie- sorry sorry... The Giants game is on? I'm for a bowl of chips and catching that!

We'll play target practive after :)

11:41 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

The way the G-Men are playing right now it would not be difficult to distract me.

I would love to see you and Gigi do a tandem strip. Any suggestions for music?

11:48 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Hmmm, Gigi we should brainstorm on that. What do you think Gigilicious?

Uh yeah Eddie, so sorry about Robinson just running one in like a champ... oh but Todmer just td'ed so I think you guys might come back on that.. it's only the third quarter

11:51 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

Nice catch and run for Toomer!

I have season tickets and should be at the game but wifey is working and sonny boy is sick so I stayed home and let my brother in law have the tix.

More importantly will you and Gigi use a pole or any other props?

11:55 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

Oh cool! I touch myself! Love it!

11:56 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LOL Good song suggestions Gigi! I touch myself is good, kinda whiney though... I like to strip to something with a little more power... let's see (thumbing through music selection).

Eddie- that was sweet of ya, both for giving up the tics and taking care of sick boy! Mine is anything but sick... full of energy..

*drives Tonka truck over toe*

Sigh.

Yeah, the Giants have serious opportunity to own this game.

11:59 AM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

yes, chair and burlesque pole on the props... um, perhaps a chain that we can pull which will splash water on us...

oh, a shower dance! a shower dance!

12:01 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

Yeah, mine 8 year old wants me to help him with his Christmas list.

I can't face that right now.

I just made him some popcorn (feed a cold) so he's happy for now. Better yet, Mommy is home in about an hour or so.

12:02 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

I loved that scene in Flashdance!

12:03 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Kinda sucks when you tackle your own coach! LOL

Jesus, it is Christmas List time isn't it?

12:04 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Alright Gigi- let me thumb through mine... hmmm.

12:06 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I say we do Hot for teacher (van halen) and 'theme' it... you wear glasses, I wear glasses.... hair in buns only to drop it down later... yep.

12:08 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LOL, Gig I'm 5'3".. so it's be PERFECT.

12:08 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

I'm lovin' it! I still remember that video.

12:11 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, eddie... I'm really feeling your pain about this game.

Gigi- let's do it then, damn.

12:12 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

Blondie's jealous!

12:14 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LMAO.. You're here aren't you? What's your excuse?!?!?

We're watching football and stripping... which of course happens on Sunday because of football..

12:15 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I think she's just mesmerized that we're actually blogging on the weekends...

yes Blondie... we have no life right now for one reason or another.

12:16 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

It's so nice outside too! At least where I'm at...

12:18 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

oh shit. Blondie. damn.

12:21 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Im trying to watch FOOTBALL here!!!

Yes yes, you're thinking deep for a Sunday love! I'll catch up with you later...

Smooches and good luck on the bra buying.. it does take forever!

12:22 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

:) and you wear them well Gigi...

is it just me, or is Mike Tice looking especially assholish today?

12:26 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

Even the bra talk is sexy today!

12:28 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OMG! My husband just turned on Hot for Teacher!!! Shit, maybe I should see if he's checking my blog again!

LMFAO...

12:29 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

sexy bra talk eh? hmmm Eddie needs to be sexed up.

Woulda taken care of you at half-time buddy... but I came into the game late!

12:34 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

It's been a couple of days since wifey has had a cold.

Worse yet, we had to get up very early (4:30AM) yesterday for son's hockey game. Tired and sick does not make wife in the mood at all!

For me, if the wind blows, I'm in the mood.

12:37 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

Wife was dressed and leaving for work this morning and I felt her up on the way out the door. I think she understands I need to have my way with her ASAP.

12:39 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LOL good!

Im seriously pulling for ya there.

I love being felt up before work.

12:43 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

and at work, and after work... but it's all relative.

12:44 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger section306g said...

It better happen tonight... You and Gigi have me all ready for it.

Loved it!

12:49 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

See, we're just givers like that... helping out poor unsuspecting wives world wide!

Anthing we can do for ya honey. ;)

Gigi- you need to learn how to masturbate during football. Have faith in yourself!!!

But one handed vibrating typing sucks so I understand completely.

Hasta!

12:53 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Gigi, you need to buy a webcam! LOL

12:55 PM, November 13, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alas, you are a "Strange Kind Of Woman"

6:02 PM, November 13, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Love ya Will, honestly and truly! Welcome to my site, and thanks for the compliment ;)

6:33 PM, November 13, 2005  

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