8.23.2005

10 ways to teach yourself (3rd in Series)

To renew your Sexual Mojo #3

So you thought I forgot all about this, eh?
No way, the party's just beginning... Because here is where the fun starts.
Yes class, we are going to touch on the subject of toys. Yes, toys.

This is number three in the the 10 ten series of How to renew (or find) your sexual mojo. This pertains mostly to women, but male readers will find this riveting as well... There are pictures for those lacking the patience to read.

If you haven't yet had time to read the first 2 of the series, I have provided linkage. Good also as a refresher.
Got mojo? Item 1
Got mojo? Item 2

Want to read them? I'll wait...............

K, here we go.

Toys.
What can I say about toys, besides the fact that they are necessary. Of course, they are not for everyone... But most admit they have had much pleasure at their own hand... As long as a toy is clenched tightly in it.

There are all sorts of toys, different kinds, shapes, sizes... Composite material. On the market today, there are toys for just about every occasion or type of fulfillment you could possibly ask for. And they are not difficult to track down. If you are hesitant to roll-in to your local kink-mart, then ordering online seems to be a good way to start. Always, the places I refer send their material in unmarked boxes... So no freaked out neighbors.

Dildos/Vibrators - Absolutely I own one, are you crazy? Although, if you had asked me a year ago I would have shunned the idea. I lived by the mantra that if it wasn't a man, it didn't need to go there. Then, as fate would have it I got bold and bought my first vibrator. K, loved it.

Not only is it good to have when partner has a headache...Etc. But it's nice to use in a passionate sexual session as well. How? Well... Should I tell? Use your imagination... I'm sure you'll get the idea. My favorite would have to be this beauty...Complete with clitoral stimulator and rotating inner beads, this great addition to my collection has been the satisfier many-o-evenings.
I strongly suggest that those first diving into the prospect of owning the irabbit begin with something a bit lower-key, like the eager beaver. It's a bit smaller in girth and doesn't have as many of the bells and whistles. Looking for something to stuff in your purse for just in cases?... I dig this little pocket stuffer. It not only messages, but it puts the oh in oh shit. See the handy finger strap? Yes, it is built for comfort and is waterproof... Lovely. I take this one in the bath... And just about any vacation.
If you're shy, you can always try the vibrating panty... I have not tried it myself; I'm not shy.

Don't fret guys... There's some out there for you too. No, I'm not talking about butt plugs or dildo's (unless that's your forte') I'm talking about Gigi.

I bought my husband a Gigi...(pictured to the left) for those occasions in which I may be temporarily unavailable (alright which is almost never). Gigi sits in his nightstand waiting to be taken advantage of. Needless to say, she doesn't get much action... But when she does, husband is pleasantly pleased... And sedated. I strongly recommend her to you guys, especially singles who get bored switch hitting. Get a gigi dammit, best money you ever spent and safer than a hooker.

If Gigi doesn't do it for you, there are other options available... Such as the Tara Patrick's Pussy and Ass Vibrator, the Jac-off silicone textured glove, or even the water squirt vagina (which I feel may go a bit far). All of these items can be viewed on the link at the end of the post. Do some shopping and find what suits you.
I still recommend Gigi, that way the other guys won't give you a hard time if they find it... You can say it's one of those water weenie things you bought at the theme park as a souvenir.

Other toys include eggs (not dairy), benwah balls (which I have yet to master), and sleeves.. All of which have been advantageous in one way or another. Eggs are good for a long drive... Preferably on off-peak traffic times... *big cheesy grin*

The subject of toys should not be taken lightly. Not only do they add a sense of satisfaction to your daily routine when you need it, but they can be a errogenous way to satisfy each other in the bedroom. My sex-life tripled in quality when I brought mine home. Do the same and see what happens... What have you got to lose?

All of the items covered in this post can be found here. To avoid wasting your time, I will make it gender specific, and then also provide the home link. I order my stuff from this site, and have been quite pleased with the outcome. They always throw in extra lube!!!

Women's Toy Section- Who said diamonds are a girls best friend? Alright they are, but some of these come a close second.
Men's Toy Section- Scroll past the butt plug section and you'll be set to go.
Home link- Finally, shopping is fun again.

As an end note, if any of you do decide to purchase... Let me know what you think. The envelope is activated, so a comment is not necessary if you're shy. Also, if you can think of any neat toys to refer, and you want to share...please contact me to post.

6 Comments:

Blogger sassinak said...

i don't understand 'the envelope is activated' thingy...

as for the rest, you know i know a lot of this and i can tell those who don't that so far this babelicious bubble is dead on the money!

2:21 PM, August 23, 2005  
Blogger I. Faddit said...

that's just...

...upsetting.

3:40 PM, August 23, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

What's upsetting.. you need to be more specific Ming.

Sass, it means you can email me at will... just clicky on the envelope... it wasn't working before.

4:07 PM, August 23, 2005  
Blogger sassinak said...

hrm your comments work... mine are popping to blank pages. weird

7:10 PM, August 23, 2005  
Blogger I. Faddit said...

Why upsetting? Allow me to elucidate:

I believe -- when it comes to non-penetrating stimulation -- the best ways to get off are (in descending order):

1) fellatio
2) masturbation
3 through 74) anything other than fake latex vaginas
75) fake latex vaginas

Just looking at one makes me shrivel up to my knees.

Other than that, fun little toys are great.

5:55 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Alright, see? You're jumping way ahead... but bless your heart.
Yes, definetly fellatio is by far the best non-penetrating stimulation.
And trust me, that latex vagina that makes you shrivel up, parallels that 12 inch realistic water-filled cock and balls...ewwww.

6:25 AM, August 24, 2005  

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