1.04.2006

First of Ot-Six HNT

I've decided these boots are coming to Vegas with me. And the panties for chris'sakes... And I bought one pair extra *smirk*

I got some bad news on a lotta fronts today. No biggie, start again tomorrow, right? Hmmm. Not so fast.... PISSER.

Thanks to some ass fuck editing my 5 page story to 2 (no offense editors I'm sure this guy is the cousin of the boss's wife's' nieces sister; and thus not skilled), really when I read it back I cried... A little. And it's really not that it was full of crap either... it had to stay strong since it was only for 5 pages!!! Anyone that prints my stories would know that in order to jam pack anything into 5 pages for me, it would have to be strong.... Because they usually average about 14 pages. K, nuff said

*wiping tear, waiting for assurance*

Anyway... I get to read my butchered bitch of a short on page 26 instead of page 7.

That gets me pissy only because it wasn't my failure, it was someone else's. I didn't even get to proof it before print. Seething.

I'm thinking about posting a small bit about domination tomorrow, I'll be researching that tonight. errr (giggle), and uhhh I know i stashed an article around here somewhere!!!

Stay tuned.... And Happy HNT everybody.

*high kick*


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73 Comments:

Blogger SignGurl said...

OMG! You are too damn hot, girl!

Happy HNT!

9:50 PM, January 04, 2006  
Blogger sassinak said...

em will you beat blondie's crappy self esteem into shape for me when you see her?

thanks :)

also? that fucking sucks about your story.

also also? hinted inderectly? i thought i was pretty clear on my blog *lmao*

11:05 PM, January 04, 2006  
Blogger Brian McNealson said...

Wiggle that on ma face woman!!

n blondie, really, U really got a great body. Id give u all the lovin u need.

11:32 PM, January 04, 2006  
Blogger Suze said...

Em, love the boots, would you like to walk up and down me in them?

I want to come to Vegas. *pout*

1:47 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger PackerPundit said...

boots? what the fuck is everybody talkinga bout... boots????

oh... just scrolled up... ypou mean those boots attached to that totally hawt ass above them... the one I cant' take my eyes off right now... those boots...

damn... what goes to vegas... better not stay in vegas... ur gunna have to share... another 14 page story perhaps :)

2:31 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Gordy said...

Mmmm what a great picture..bring that outfit on over to Vegas..see you there..I will be there in a couple of weeks.

5:39 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

Well I would comment about how nice your ass is but everyone has already. And yes, the boots are fine too.

I guess that just leaves this:

'Nice shirt Emma!! It totally rocks all scrunched up like that!'

And Blondie....dear, sweet blondie. Smarten' up will ya? You look great!

5:54 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Chuck said...

Very HOT pic....yeah, I'm digging you in those boots and panties!

Sorry about the edit job.

7:05 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

love the panties, love the boots, love everything

happy hnt

7:39 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger ShyRocket said...

You are just too hot too handle! No wonder the bubblegum melts.

8:11 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Blondie - yes it is... no, shut up.. yes, it is. Shhh!

Jenn - THANKS HONEY! SMOOCHES!

Sass- I'm TRYING! Indirectly meaning metaphors hidden and well.. SHOES! Thanks for the comp honey :)

Sug - *blush*

Suze - These boots ARE made for walkin! Lick my heel.

No worries Romey, I got your back... or your front... whatever you want :) 14 pages from Vegas Inspiration? Try 30.

Thanks GIGI! :) I could say the same!

Jay - Yeah sorry, I took off my panties before I did that... next time I'll try and warn ya, no, i wont i lied.

Gordy - only if you wear the kilt scottish style ;)

Dan - Thanks! I love that wife beater... and I mean my shirt. smoochies!

Behind - Thanks! Happy HNT and thanks for stopping by!

Christ Murph, is there any making you happy? I told you I couldnt get the pink waistband!
<---- no talent havin' ass.

JD - I'll totally be there!

Thanks Chuck! Yeah dammit.

Horsn - Hmmm, cholesterol.. no worries sexy, I got something for ya... that wont rot yer teeth. BUT, like butter... it is slippery when heated.

Thanks Thom - *blush* everything?

Whoa Shyrocket, that kinda turns me on to hear you say that... thanks!

Sug - yeah xmas gift...

see, now my ego is explosive....

9:41 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

well, i do see something wrong with the picture ...

but i should not comment about that here ... (licks lips)

10:41 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sug- beautiful mess. Yes agreed... Murphs post is funny, I give him mad props for intoxicated tatooing.

Something wrong with the picture *shaking head* have no idea- clueless even.

10:43 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

it was something along the lines of my hand running up your thigh ...

10:50 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

Hmmmm... shiny boots!

Still waiting to see you in that shiny skirt HNT!

But the boots are a start.

10:50 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Steppin' On Toes said...

Fuck me boots. Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwt!

10:50 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'm letting Jax borrow my boots for her next trip to palm springs... Vegas Jax?

LMAO

Which one Thom, the left or the right?

10:53 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Steppin' On Toes said...

Oh and that ass.....make sure you take those panties withcha to Vegas too, and remember that Vegas is only a hop, skip, and jump away from me hahaha....Maybe I'll see you two chicks by accident. Gawd knows with the amount of time I'm there!

10:55 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

i heart you Jax.. and now I will commence with buying an extra pair of panties.... just in case :)

PS - Welcum to the ladies room

10:58 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

is there a preference ?

11:14 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

s'up to you Thom... usually what's left is right.

Jay - which song? I don't remember that one....

11:57 AM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

(kneels down beside your leg, hand caressing your inner thigh. my lips lightly dragging and kissing your soft skin by your hip ...)

now THAT would be a good picture.

12:06 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Steppin' On Toes said...

Sweet. I have a stall of my own. And I'll gladly partake of the boots. They look nice and stretchy. But seriously have fun with my girl. I'm letting you borrow her. Fine we'll share. I'm a sharing kinda chick. LOL.

12:29 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sug, that made no sense...


Jax - Sharing? SUHWEET! Make sure she knows she's being borrowed!

12:32 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Johannes said...

Happy New Year Mistress! I'm sorry that you and I couldn't ring in the new year with a "bang"(wink,wink). I've been frightfully busy (smirking).

12:42 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I loved that Superstar chick... the way she'd do the V over her eyes... TOTALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS!

*V hands* LMAO

Johannes!! Super stud!! I miss your sexual chocolate... been thinking about stopping by the ol' stomping grounds... was across the street last week, almost left my panties on your windshield.. but i wasn't wearing any... should we go up to 'Easy' and find some old school tunes?

12:58 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Mara said...

Work is a crazy whirlwind today. Good God - I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my ASS!

But... all aside.... I wanted to drop in and give you a..

HAPPY HNT!!

::smooches::
Mara

1:12 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LMAO Holy Shit SUG that rocked! Audioblog that and I'll grab my bass, Thom can drum, and uhhh T can strum the guitar...

1:27 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger SignGurl said...

climax, sugar

1:30 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

Hey Em! I love the pic! One of these days I'll be back around more. I miss you!

1:34 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger SignGurl said...

Here's the link

Klymaxx

1:44 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger SignGurl said...

I don't know why, but that link doesn't bring you to the page so here is the web address.

http://music.yahoo.com/release/17666

1:49 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Johannes said...

Whenever you're feelin' froggy, I'm game...But I don't really have to tell you that now do I?...Didn't think so....And you are always more than welcome to leave your pretty pinks on my windshield when you feel moved to do so....I won't mind...As a matter of fact...I encourage it(wink,wink)...BUT!...If you really want to impress me...you'll FedEx me a pair with a with an autographed dirty note....Or maybe one of those short stories of yours...that would be nice....starring yours truely...and a hot Misses who is as we all know is "everything nice"...

1:51 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Jody said...

your so hot happy HNT

2:06 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Doublebogie said...

Holy shit!
That's the HOTTEST ass I've seen in a long time,
What a sexy shot!
Legs just like I love 'em,,,
Feet at the bottom and ass at the top.
"Please master, may I have some more"?

2:06 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger SignGurl said...

Um, Sugar? I think it was me who told you to climax. *giggle*

2:28 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

wait, i wanna climax!

2:35 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You know what Johannes.. I'm fucking down for that. Seriously, if you get some weird ass Fed Ex package you better not open it up in front of well LOL.

No, go ahead and do that! I'd laugh my ass off! How many people have walked in on ya while you were visiting?!?!?! LMAO

Murph - no more comments about Blondies tits or we'll start chatting about the size of your balls.. k.. k?

Double - heh, wanna taste of my whip? *crack*

2:38 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Blondie - I tried to tell ya, no actually I though Jax would... *sigh*

Roxie and Opaco - Thanks guy and gal, for stopping by AND the compliment :)
Ill be surfing some HNTness tonight for sure :)

J - *snicker* everytime I see that dick in my comments section I think I forget what I was saying.

2:41 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

What's wrong with talking about Blondie's tits?

and with that comment I'm out the door for the day.....c ya!

2:56 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

you know what Dan, you're a sneaky mother fucker... I have no idea why you don't say more these days...

must be the new girl. no worries, wont tell the wife.

3:05 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Johannes said...

Well it's settled then...I'll be expecting my belated XXX-mas present sometime in the near future....MEOW! And whenever you want to check out 'Easy' (or anything else for that matter), you know where to find me (smirking)....

3:59 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

WHOO HOOO!!!

Johannes- do you want then dirty? I'm assuming clean... but wait, no dirty.

4:12 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Wait, it just said I deleted and I totally didn't.

Jess, are you fucking with my blog again?

4:40 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

NO.
And nice fucking password change there Everything Fucked.

4:41 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Ummm. Sure, no problem JesseJackoff.

If you got a problem you need to not bring it here. And if you dare blog something idiotic about me I WILL kick your scrawny ass.

4:43 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

HI SUG!

4:44 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

fuck you completely. I think you need to kiss my pretty ass.

4:46 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Bare it and share it. Make sure you wink though, it's just not the same if you don't.

And wtf has your feathers all ruffled anyway? Aren't I always the one taking your shit for you?

4:47 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

That's fine Sugar. Really I think that you should be rooting with me on this one though.

Next time you two go out Everythingtomyself I think you best have called me.

Alright, Im really pissed about that.

4:50 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*hitting the skids*

Holy shit, is this what this is about? I thought you were busy!!! It's not like we've heard from your lazy ass lately anyway....

and, oh wait... *pin drop*
Don't you have a fucking GIRLFRIEND to deal with? Pissy bitch that she is.

k, so if you cared... you'd call instead of whoring my comments.

4:52 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Well lets just see here shall we?

FUCK YOU.

I heard alllll about it.

4:54 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Then you prolly heard wrong.
Wait, you know what?!?!?

No, nevermind... why should you be any different.

You can call me, but I'm not going on with this here. And quit ignoring my IM buzzes... I have to go home now.

I'm asking very nicely that you stop because I have to go.

*perk*
good! you actually called!

LUCKY ME. fuck.

4:57 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

HI HORSN!!! Sorry Sug and other guests LOL... I'm getting my ass royally chewed on the phone...

maybe I should audioblog Jess's need to vent on someone who totally doesn't need this shit right now.

4:59 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

BITCH! You just hung up on me!!!

5:00 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Here, lemme spell it for ya there honey.

P-I-S-S O-F-F.

Don't come at me with that bullshit. It's totally unappreciated and god damn it can't you just be normal for once?

5:01 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LMAO @ Horsn and Sug!

Dirty South in the hizzous!

5:02 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

So you want me to not bring it here but you want to hang up on me.

Alright then, fuck off and don't call me back.

NO, it wasn't the tower Horsn, it was a land line.

Can somebody hand me that vase please?

5:03 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, Im sorry about hanging up. And this sorry-ness is momentary so NO I'm not calling you until you will at least breathe between words.

if you want to try again. to call. so we can discuss. I do appreciate that. But call on my cell and god damn it stop being drama queen because then I have to hear about it from others.

Needy. you're needy.

5:06 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Give me an hour to calm down and I will call you but you better fucking answer me.

And turn your anonymous comments back on so some of us can at least still comment when you've fucked up our passwords.

5:08 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Right.

Boy, I'm really looking forward to THIS conversation folks.

*see me doing the happy dance*

Anybody want to suggest a decent way to blow sunshine up Jess's ass when she calls?

Leave it here, I'll let you know if it worked!

Lemme know, for now.... Emma Out!

5:10 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Dirty Sanchez said...

Right right! Blow sunshine up my ass!

Isn't that what last night was all about? In a very 'indirect' way?

5:13 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Thanks Horsn, I really appreciate the cheer section :) Wish you could be on the phone on this one... should be a bitch.

Alright then Jess, white flag. TIME OUT.

1. you weren't there
2. you told Red you were busy
3. you've been all involved in your g/f lately
4. i can think of a handful of times the two of you have had drinks and i haven't been included
5. see, now you could have brought this shit anywhere but here but you did as usual.

Think about those points, and then think about this:

what the fuck is your major malfunction?

Im changing your password again.

5:17 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

god damnit i was hoping to erase these when I got home. Now I'm gonna hear about this shit FOREVER.

6:27 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Johannes said...

I'll leave that one up to you...
;-)

6:34 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You know, I just read these back and thier fairly hilarious.... I'm leaving them here to remind her what a fuck she is before I take her off my blog :)

I apologize for that brief interruption. She thinks its cool and I think its bullshit for her to do it. Basically, she's a woman scorned and.... fairly immature about some things.
*shrug*

Besides, everyone needs a good chick fight... am I wrong?

6:35 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

No Sug, not yours... the fight. I would never erase you and H... NEVER.

Johannes - dirty it is :)

6:37 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Baby Daddy said...

This is way more fun than playing "SIMS".

7:18 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Beth said...

Sugar, you look beautiful! HHNT

7:46 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

mext time 2 chicks are fighting in such a manner, i would like to be informed goddammit!

9:12 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Missed all the above chit chat - lol!!

Happy Belated HNT!! That is one HOT & SEXY pic!!! Damn!!

11:50 AM, January 06, 2006  
Blogger Unknown said...

Damn woman! I mean GAWD DAMN!

I think I love you... tee hee

oxox HHNT!

5:35 PM, January 06, 2006  
Blogger Unknown said...

HOOOO LLEEE SHEEEEit!

I just went back and read all thes LMFAO!

5:49 PM, January 06, 2006  

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