I'm a 6 1/2 but I wear a size 7 comfortably

Now where were we before the blast of Holiday sentimental?
Oh yea, the almighty C.A.W of course! Let's get back to that then shall we?

k. Let's take a moment to discuss a very important and sometimes (to men) questionable issue; size.
You wouldn't believe how much feedback I've gotten in relation to size(s)- comments, concerns, and questions from readers and others... most being the dreaded "does size matter to you?"

I always say "no", because it doesn't. Of course 50/50 odds say that you'll believe me and other women when we say that.

Perhaps this post will help the odds in favor of the 'believable', and when you ask or assume that size matters to us... you'll stifle your miserable self-confidence issue quickly. We just wanna fuck you anyway, what's the big deal? Trust me, we can make it work for us...

so, back to the issue in hand, or at hand... or well whatever.

I don't claim to be a doctor or an expert on sexual organs of course. What I do claim to be is experienced and knowledged about the male appendage and it's functions. Let's define experienced for a moment though... because a lot of you just hesitated.
I'm not easy and never have been- my experience is derived from the variety of partners I've had... not the quantity. I can count my partners on my hands... nuff said.

I can't explain why I became so fascinated with the penis, but I did.
I bought books, watched references and documentaries, read up on why it works and how... what makes it respond and how to get the most out of it.
Strange that.
In my studies I also learned a lot about size and how it relates to women partners (clinically speaking); in doing such I learned a lesson in vaginas as well. I recommend studying up on such things if you want to fully enjoy your love making sessions, you learn a lot about mechanics; which can ultimately aid in ways you couldn't imagine. Anyway.... size.

Thick, thin, long, short, large head with defined ridges, or small narrow head with an immense curvature of the shaft. There's all different makes and models of peni (peen.eye), plural for penis. tee hee.
And no matter the form they can be comfortably fitted into an orifice of choice...

Vagina's are interesting creatures in such that they are 'potential space'... meaning not an orifice or a cavity, but an available occupancy if needed. The walls of a vagina are normally closed (touching) and do not seperate unless something is put between them. For this reason, there is no truth to the pencil dicked man who can only get his girl off by hitting the right or the left side. And no, contrary to popular belief vaginal muscles do not loosen, they only relax for a short time.

Thickness however is a different story all together. Any body that has had (or witnessed) a child birth knows that a vagina can stretch to amazing proportions before any damage occurs. I told both of my husbands not to look when I was delivering... sure sure it's a beautiful thing to see your child born, but in all reality it's the scariest most intimidating thing a man can witness. And soon that pussy just doesn't look the same as it did. Yes, even shaved.

Us ladies can accomodate a girthy penis for this reason, but there are rules to our comfort... there is such a thing as too thick. At least I've heard as much. The answer to getting around this ladies is to relax yourself and get really overly excited. Perhaps even having your partner make you cum before penetration, enabling you to become a bit slicker and more accomodating.

Ummmm right, moving on. I keep getting distracted!


Short penises. What the hell is that anyway?
I've only ever met one shorty and that was decent even.
The same rules as the above thin penis applies, the vagina will welcome you to the fold (PUN) since you're dictating (almost pun) the space and it's usage. A plus to the short dicked men though, and one that not many average to bigger more robust men can do; hit the G-spot perfectly. That's right, you heard me... here's why:

The G-spot is located in the upper vaginal wall toward the belly (about two or three inches in). IF you're a shorter man, you should be able to connect with that fucker quite nicely without passing it by. And as an end to the shorter piece *snicker* I must also add that a womans highly sensitive sexual receptors are located in and around the outer third of her genetalia.

You can take that to the bank shorty men... though I must say in all these pictures sent to me I have yet to see one that qualifies for the short list. That's honesty right there... if you're a shorty send one in so we can see a G-spot scout... ummm. lol.

distracted again. sorry. It was the G-spot scout thing. Imagining a boy scout earning his G-spot patch and asking mom if she'll sew it on his uniform in time for the ceremony tomorrow. It would be pink... the patch..

So what's left? The big peni? Right.
Do all the ladies know their size? Sure you do, it's kinda like a shoe fitting... I wear a 6 1/2, but can do 7 comfortably. That's my size :)

I know this because any more than that and there's a potential for 'bottom-out'. yikes!
Bottoming out is any time the penis jams itself into the cervix, creating a pain in the abdomen (and sometimes a feeling of squeezing on the penis head for men). This can also happen from behind (positional doggy-style type) by hitting the back of the pubic bone from inside.

Any woman could tell you that this hurts like a bitch, especially after. We usually will take the pain because... we're slutty bitches for you and you seem to like it so what the fuck? But, the cramps that follow are never nice.

So, big dicked mother fuckers here's what I gotta say... moderate. Find a position that's comfortable. If you're gonna pound that shit or hit it hard please note where your dick stops in relation to how deep it's going. And then try to not push it in any further unless you choose to make your partner bitchy... and your woman too.

Now you may have a big dick... and your wife/gf/whoever can accomodate all of you. Well shit I'd love to shake her hand, but we're all built differently... and honestly there's no way your pelvis and mine are gonna meet if you're over 7.5, that's a fact.

So in that relation I guess size does matter a bit... because the larger men can potentially get shafted on penetration; and oral if your woman is tight lipped with a sensitive gag-reflex. But nonetheless if you're a large man, we'll take ya... happily.
Just don't break me in half, k? *batting eyelashes*

alrighty then.
So, ask me again if size matters... or don't. But believe me when I say it doesn't and we'll just leave it at that. Any ladies that agree, disagree, or just wanna say hey! speak up on it, more than happy to hear some feedback :)

....until tomorrow and our exciting conclusion... ciao...