Alright, first the rules

This is an unusual time to post but, I before I kick off the highly anticipated (apparently) Cock Appreciation Week I think there should be some full frontal rules and confessions:

1. I confess that CAW will really only be three days; T, W, and FRI. I'm reserving HNT and taking a respite from chronic masturbation after looking at cock for two whole days; which would be Thursday... then back for more on Friday.

2. There will be no matching of penises to bloggers. If something is even mentioned to pair a set to a guy, I will remove the comment immediately... I know it sounds strict, but I think that since we're dealing with sensitive-egoitis male wise we should use caution. I know you ladies can understand this; you never know when there's a case of penis envy lurking.

2.5 As such there will be no declaring of favorites, we are not voting or favoring. If you want to shoot me your email confessing your love for a certain one, I will probably agree... but I STILL wont tell you who it belongs to ladies.

3. I confess that I have no idea why you guys get penis envy. Christ if I had your dicks I'd be living large with my fly down all day long. And still don't get the whole size issue yall have either... once it's hard and in charge it rocks the house regardless.

3.5 Also, if any of you find yourselves in my area... *ahem* look me up for a spell.

3.75. I also confess that my mouth is watering. fyi.

4. I'm a little catty about the lack of penises of people i THOUGHT were going to participate but didn't. I hope you feel a twinge of guilt... it's not like I haven't seen it before. Well, maybe not yours... or yours.
As soon as I receive them I will take #4 down... until then... I'm thinking about listing names. lol. Or give you toilet-swirlies... I'm liking the latter.

5. All CAW posts will be posted below this one... that way the 82 year old lady that is enjoying her familes blog and clicks 'next blog' 'cause she's curious doesn't have a freaking heart attack at the big boner emitting from her screen. It's hell to check this blog in the library too... fyi.

So with that... I bring you.... well.... *squeel* I love men.