Holy shit EN, take a weekend off or something...

Happy FFF to all of you, I hope that on this Friday you do not find yourself stressing out about all the things you haven't done before the season.

I am one of those persons this year.
I suck.

Finding myself ass deep in wrapping paper and an all-too-long line at the post office; It's only a matter of time before I crack and break under the extreme pressure. Not pretty, my mascara runs (yes, even the friggin $24 waterproof kind that never comes off with soap).


I'd much rather find myself in the soft flannel and pillowy down comfort of my bed with a friend.

I will be pitied just this once, accepting even.
SO If anybody would like to come over and assist me with my baking, it would be appreciated. Yes, yes we can do the powdered sugar on our noses thing... and I may even let you lick the beater.

*snicker*

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I'ts a full moon tonight.

That being said and by the almighty powers in me I must fornicate in mass quantities with the hub tonight.
Tonight though I'm gonna have to just take him since he's been putting in a new kitchen floor all day, and he's tired. Poor dear. I'm certain he'll play hard to get, but I'll break that fucker like a bad habit and reward him for his efforts today. The kitchen looks awesome.

Don't even start to act shocked guys, us women put out for new kitchen floors!
Absolutely. You should see what we'll do for carpet - hot.

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Now.

I would like to sincerely thank all of the participants and contributors for C.A.W next week. You must trust that your photo will remain anonymous, as well I have not shared them with any body as I promised you.

Here I thought the whole time you men wouldn't come through for us ladies. Silly me, apparently I have been proven wrong and it's a good thing.
I mean, I thought for sure that I would have to go to plan 'B' and do the vibrator races instead. But no.
This is why I love men, because they like to show me they're boss. I will now bend over so you may commence with the spankings.

I do stress that all pictures are being handled *giggle*
ummm,
errrr, handled with kid gloves, so to speak. Okay that's shot, I totally could have used a better term for that, don't you think?

Fuck, I'm sorry guys.. call it a hydraulics test.

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Quick Rant: Multicolored Christmas lights make no sense. Why in the world would you want to put yellow, pink, and blue in a friggin Christmas light?!?!

Quick Slip of the heart: B- I got your card. I cried. Thank you. But I'm the one that's supposed to be sending you a card silly! You're the one that's sick for christs sake!

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Okay, now this really burns me... check this out.


Apparently Victoria Sercrets will not sell those angel wings. I find myself fairly pissed off about it really.

I know I know, of course they're not available in stores DUH.
I went right to the source and called Vic herself. Apparently you have to test positive for botox and collagen lip enhancements to own a set.
Guess that's how you earn your wings... I dunno.

I soo wanted to own a pair of these though, I think they're appropriate for me *snicker* to wear with my black patent leather bustier and thigh high boots my husband is getting me for Christmas... but no, they wouldn't give them up no matter how much money I offered (those snobby bitches).

Sorry honey, I tried!
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How strange is it to sit across from a man you've fucked with a jelly dildo in the ass during a very important business meeting? Furthermore, how do you do that for two hours straight and not think about that experience you shared? I mean, was I not supposed to start giggling during the power point presentation... and how could I not?

Sitting across from Reds husband for two hours while he and the other big-wigs organized a business venture was torture. Especially since it was obvious we wanted to catch up on things, not having talked since the Halloween party. I gave it my best effort while note taking, but to no avail, I ended up sketching little penises all over my notepad.

I'm evil. I hope my boss doesn't look through my meeting notes :)
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I have to go to bed.
It's apparent I've been over worked this week, no?

Tomorrow I have to check my email and reply to those of you that have left me one. I also plan on updating my music list and sidebar links... I have found some great additions to the rest rooms, and it's about time!


In the meantime, try not to have nightmares about these guys...



i dunno, ever since I saw the picture three days ago I can't get right.

*shrug*

Welp, there went another week. Smooches.