Quick thought.
Note to self: Add Honkey tonk woman by The Stones to your strip set. And make certain there's no friggin video cameras next time.
Random observation: If you shake your ass long enough your thighs begin to hurt.
Hindsight is 20/20: Drink after decorating the Christmas Tree, that way you're guaranteed not to fall into it and fuck up all your hard work.
Note to self: Strobe lights are interesting... Shaggy's new album kicks ass. If you wanna shake it, remember Wild 2nite, K? Cause you always forget this shit...
Random Observation: Why is it that boys have to have big ass toys? Dammit, how the fuck am I gonna stuff that big ass Tonka Set under the tree... furthermore, where am I supposed to hide it until then? Jesus.
Hindsight is 20/20: If you really are able to pound 7 Bailey's and cocoas, two duck farts, and a vodka and cran... you will strip in public.
Note to self: Stop buying men in the club drinks, I mean sure it's funny at first... but then you just end up overworking their hydraulics and leaving them flat when you start making out with your girlfriend.
Random Observation: Ummm, maybe that's why their hydraulics were working overtime. Interesting.
Hindsight is 20/20: Nick the bartender, I'm terribly sorry I stuck my tongue in your ear... that's what you get for leaning across the bar to listen to me. Consider it a tip.
Note to self: Jess does not wear underwear. ever. ever. ever.
K, now Football... football. K.
Random observation: If you shake your ass long enough your thighs begin to hurt.
Hindsight is 20/20: Drink after decorating the Christmas Tree, that way you're guaranteed not to fall into it and fuck up all your hard work.
Note to self: Strobe lights are interesting... Shaggy's new album kicks ass. If you wanna shake it, remember Wild 2nite, K? Cause you always forget this shit...
Random Observation: Why is it that boys have to have big ass toys? Dammit, how the fuck am I gonna stuff that big ass Tonka Set under the tree... furthermore, where am I supposed to hide it until then? Jesus.
Hindsight is 20/20: If you really are able to pound 7 Bailey's and cocoas, two duck farts, and a vodka and cran... you will strip in public.
Note to self: Stop buying men in the club drinks, I mean sure it's funny at first... but then you just end up overworking their hydraulics and leaving them flat when you start making out with your girlfriend.
Random Observation: Ummm, maybe that's why their hydraulics were working overtime. Interesting.
Hindsight is 20/20: Nick the bartender, I'm terribly sorry I stuck my tongue in your ear... that's what you get for leaning across the bar to listen to me. Consider it a tip.
Note to self: Jess does not wear underwear. ever. ever. ever.
K, now Football... football. K.
posted by Everything Nice at 12:31 PM
40 Comments:
EN, you know if you don't sleep with Romey, I will.
That was a good song, wasn't it? I swear to god my thighs still hurt from last night.
Thanks for the good time. Wait, it almost sounds like we had sex even though we didn't!!
Clubbin people! Clubbin!
HOLLA honey!
Oh, and I remember you telling the recipents of the drinks you bought that there was no sex involved. Except for that one guy who was well... I still laugh my ass off about that poor guy.
I hope you remember that too!
oh and thanks for sharing with every body about my underwear issue.
LOL. I shoulda never got up on the table like that!!!
It's so my fault!
Well yeah. I mean if you're gonna wear a skirt like you did and start table climbing then expect people to notice the beaver shot!!
I want to know if you erased that pic I took though... if not, you should post it. LOL
Hey hey hey. That dude asked for it... he matched my victim description, not my fault.
Sleeping with Romey... hmm. Jess honey, you do realize you're gay right?
Let Red know I said thanks for the late night invite, I wouldn't have missed it for anything.
smooches.
I dig this notification thingy, that way I know when some body has left a comment!
I still have that picture, it's so nasty though. I had no idea I looked like that from the bottom! Needless to say I will NOT be posting that.
Hey that dude did look really similar didn't he? But that was just not right Emma. I really don't think he knew how to react to your ass sex question!!!
He was cute though.
And as far as cute goes, I would convert for that Romeo guy. Oh shit, what if he reads this? LOL. Uh, we can go on about this in IM i suppose.
What are you doing right now? Did you sleep at all when you got home? I crashed for a couple of hours, had a shower.
Aint' nobody dope as me I'm just so fresh so clean!
Husband and I are screaming Garden Grove at the top of our lungs...
Uhm, Im naked and it's cool.
But, I must say that in about 15 minutes he has to go pick up the kids and I have to do something about this 24 hour drunk I've got going on.
Why? and I'm doper than you, so there.
WAIT there was nothing wrong with the ass sex question, it was totally legitimate.
Emma, is there a consolation prize for new members of the family? :D
Suze I think the quiz bombed. I don't know, we'll have to defer to Emma...
No, the ass question was not legitimate. I really think that was just well, not right.
But you know, I'm laughing my ass off about it.
I'm going to post last nights events, which is what I'm working on right now.
you're naked right now?
Wow, Gigi hold a little back. Can't wait to hear what you got up to at the reception. :)
*wave*
runs off to meet grendel (othercat's new chihuahua... pics on his blog...) and fuck does the puppy EVER look cute!
also jess? underwear suck. but i don't have the balls you do so i wear it under most skirts
:)
damn, the things I miss when I don't go out on Saturday nights ... especially when they are my Sunday afternoons on this side of the world
jesse ... send me said picture to dzer@teleguam.net. Consider it a christmas present.
naughty one: waiting on my football oral ;)
gigi: fun? fun = cock-in-ya? LOL
Yeah! The Giants rock!
I would audioblog about it but I have not voice left.
Plus, my head hurts from the scotch, the cold and the snow!
LOL. Go Eddie!! Yeah alright, the Giants kick ass... but keep em on your side of continent, k?
Dozr - LMAO If she sends that picture to you, then she has to send it to me too!!
Gigi - LOVE SHAGGY. Let's do Hot Shot together... glad you had a good time at the wedding hun.
SASS! *waving back* Can't wait to see the pup!!
Consolation prize? I'm wondering if enough people took me seriously on that quiz LMAO. I'm considering the consolation prize will be a card!!
Jesse, don't you dare post the ass sex question and that poor guy. THat's the last thing he needs, I was too weird last night anyway.
Will somebody please come over and have sex with me?
k, please?
dude the pup is on othercat.blogspot.com :) link here or off my blog which has a new post :)
naughty one: no she doesn't! here's my rationale: Since Jesse is a lesbian, she essentially is on the same "team" as me. YOU are on the other team. It's OK for teammates to share things with each other that we don't share with the OTHER team. Heh.
Jesse: umm ... are you buying that? If not, I promise to force Romey to have sex with you in exchange for the pic :oD
naughty one: you want me to come home for lunch to satisfy you in ways only a desperate, shaven-headed fat man can via typed words on an instant-messenger program? LOL
Sass, I'm still de-drunking... I apologize. But, I did read your post and am formulating a comment deep within my little pea-brain.
Dozr - Well, you have a point. Ummm, i could possibly take you up on your offer... bring a heavy jacket when you come over... uh, do you OWN a heavy jacket?
Baileys and Cocoa rocks the house, and goes down wayyy too smooth.
It's my signature drink. Dunno why, just always grab for the baileys before everyone else does.
Summer - straight on Ice.
Early Fall - straight shots before leaf blowing.
Late Fall/Winter - Baileys and Cocoa.
Spring - drizzled all over my body for somebody else to enjoy.
It's really not a seasonal drink at all... it's a year round thing.
OH shit Dozr. I thought you meant you were coming over!!!
*sigh* Im is boring. I want the REAL DEAL BABY.
Bring that head on!
*snicker*
I said head.
drunk again!! third night in a row!!
and damn. can't get there. and coatless.
shit outta luck here. as usual ... *sigh*
Wait, you or me?
No no, just last night and most of today... I'm good with the drinking.
*hiding the bottle under my pillow*
How come I've never around in "public" when this stripping of yours happens...??
Oh Wex, be thankful... you'd be broke for sure!
Hmmm. I'm thinking video-blog!
LMAO
k people, don't start with me...
chiefs win!! happy scumbag! who wants some dick!?!
I want some dick please.
life without dick ... such a lonely existence ...
UMMM.. I KNOW THIS.
Ever been on the brink of crying you wanted something so bad?
like some beezos when the liquor stores are closed?
cuz i just showed up about 4 minutes late to the liquor store, thus, i'm beezoless fer the rest of the evening.
Oh scumbag, Im thinking we could trade?
My fridge full of beezos for your dick?
I mean, I know you come attached to it so that's cool. Just maybe do that alphabet thing with your tongue first...
deal. soooooo....yer in california?
LMAO. My my... we loooove our beezos don't we cap'n?
Say, aren't you only supposed to be my reference man? I mean, I'm totally willing to chuck that idea if you want.
We could mud wrestle, do you like mud wrestling?
i would dominate you.
and Im not complaining.
Bring it....
whatcha gonna do, when cap'n scumbag, runs wild...on...you!?!
Ummm. Swallow?
damn right. that's how i roll blogosphere. jk. EN is a saint! if i hear anyone talkin' smack on her, they go on the shit list. and believe you me, you don't want that!
ok, i'm gonna go get some pussy from the ol' lady, be back in a couple hours. if not, talk to ya tomorrow.
k, sweetie.
hmmm. Sloppy seconds then?
Tee hee. Have a good evening and scream my name would ya?
Hind-sight is 20/20 - never ask a 50-some year old woman to show me her tits when she wants to hear a song.....
Just wrong...!!!
LMFAO Dude that was probably me!!!
Holy shit, I don't look fifty, do I?
k, nobody answer that.
Chicks that don't wear underwear are so hot!!!
Only if they're attractive though.
Does saying that make me a bad person?
LOL
wv: qatehrt (the gate to my heart?)
haha..well we have this older lady - god-bless 'er she's always at our gigs... but once she start drinkin' the beer goggles turn on herself, and she believes she's hot enough to show us her assets!!
For us sober musician types, its best if we don't see that... but we're happy she's havin' fun :)
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