12.03.2005

I'm ffreakin hammered

The one day I wanted to have some fucking competition on this thing the word verification on blogger goes bunk.!!!

Fuckers.

If you guys and gals still wanna compete for a special Christmas Gift from Em, the quiz is below! The rest of you just fucking talk dirty to me... I think I fucking deserve it. And considering I just polished off a fifth of Baileys HAS to account for something...

K, so yeah... here's to ya on this beautiful Saturday evening... and uh... fuck I'm skunked as hell.

If any of ya'll get weird phone calls or emails I don't wanna hear about it in the morning... K?

Cha.

16 Comments:

Blogger DZER said...

if I get weird calls or e-mails from you ... I'm fucking blogging about it for all the world to see!! LMAO

*waits patiently*

6:49 PM, December 03, 2005  
Blogger sassinak said...

yeah you threatened me with email ages and ages ago

liar :P

i guess with 200 emails after a post you can lost me in the corner or something :P

love teasing the emma!
*grin*

11:25 PM, December 03, 2005  
Blogger PackerPundit said...

I want to pour chocolate all over your coochie... shake up a can of whiped cream then slowly spray it down from our chin to your taint (hopefully you klnow what that is)carefully place fresh strwberries on top of the whipped cream an have myself an Em Banana split


oh... Ill be providing the Banana

3:48 AM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger SignGurl said...

LMAO at Romeo. You lucky girl!

6:36 AM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

HOW'S THE HANGOVER, DARLIN'?????


LOL

6:55 AM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Dozr. Dude, I planned on NOT hanging over anything but a swing harness. You just keep waiting patiently for that email...

Sass - sheesh :) you too. Only, please tease me differently... I'm feeling like singing Oh Canada in the throws of passion.

Romey - you dirty little thing you.. make the whip cream non dairy and consider yourself fucked. Honestly, I think that you should provide YOUR address anyway... I have my santa hat on and nothing else... keep talking dirty to me and I will slide down your chimney this year.

Jenn - I know it! damn. Now I'll have to start chasing him...

7:14 AM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

naughty one: I'm waiting ... and waiting ... and waiting ...

7:39 AM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

DOZR - Damn all I have are these pictures of me covered in chocolate syrup...

not sure you'll dig that.

7:44 AM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

naughty one: well, if that's all you have at hand ... I guess I can live with them ... *sigh*

7:53 AM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LMAO. Dozer.

Oral sex during football today, got it?

sound hawt.

7:55 AM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger Scumbag said...

you mean i did that fuckin' test & now i gotta answer more!?! bullshitski! the only question i wasn't sure on was the favorite fruit. it was between richard simmons and andy dick. but since andy dick is an annoying cunt, i went w/ richard simmons.

11:34 AM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

OMG, there are even more to answer. I so can't do this. :(

12:09 PM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

you guys rock my ass.

I mean, my world.

Okay... ditch the quiz... I'm still drinking.

12:25 PM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger PackerPundit said...

It's NOT my CHIMNEY I want you to slide down

12:31 PM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

Emma I so wanted that gortex parka. :(

12:32 PM, December 04, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, Romey... I'll slide down your dick then, K?

I know Suze, I know

12:52 PM, December 04, 2005  

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