Holy Shit!
Reading Emmas post was fucking hilarious. At first I was a little upset that she posted the conversation here, but reading it back I can see why she did!
That's just really fucking hilarious right there. It's what? 7:30 in the morning and I have chinese eyes trying to type this so I will make it as quick as possible so I can go back to bed.
1. I did not sleep with my brother.
2. Well no that's not true, I did. But is was sleeping, not sex.
3. How did he get in my bed? Honestly, I didn't remember but he did. Apparently we were eating Marshmellows and watching those stupid late night infomercials when I passed out. He just slept there because he's lazy. Why naked? I dunno. My brother sleeps naked, go figure. I was clothed, so maybe he figured no big deal.
To make matters worse.
4. I found out yesterday afternoon that I am adopted. This was a huge shock to me. SO I suppose even if I had accidentally fucked my brother, technically it wouldn't be insest. did i spell that right...
5. My mother and father passed away some years ago, leaving my siblings and I to fend for ourselves. Yesterday after freaking out that I was naked in bed with my brother my sister got involved and we had a round table discussion about the secrets in my family. My family it seems has an awful lot of secrets.
I am taking the rest of the day to go back to bed, and then Im going to city hall for my birth records and some research. I'm glad you all got a kick out of my little situation.
No Emma you naughty bitch, I am not upset. You owed me anyway for posting that thing. And you know what Im talking about.
That's just really fucking hilarious right there. It's what? 7:30 in the morning and I have chinese eyes trying to type this so I will make it as quick as possible so I can go back to bed.
1. I did not sleep with my brother.
2. Well no that's not true, I did. But is was sleeping, not sex.
3. How did he get in my bed? Honestly, I didn't remember but he did. Apparently we were eating Marshmellows and watching those stupid late night infomercials when I passed out. He just slept there because he's lazy. Why naked? I dunno. My brother sleeps naked, go figure. I was clothed, so maybe he figured no big deal.
To make matters worse.
4. I found out yesterday afternoon that I am adopted. This was a huge shock to me. SO I suppose even if I had accidentally fucked my brother, technically it wouldn't be insest. did i spell that right...
5. My mother and father passed away some years ago, leaving my siblings and I to fend for ourselves. Yesterday after freaking out that I was naked in bed with my brother my sister got involved and we had a round table discussion about the secrets in my family. My family it seems has an awful lot of secrets.
I am taking the rest of the day to go back to bed, and then Im going to city hall for my birth records and some research. I'm glad you all got a kick out of my little situation.
No Emma you naughty bitch, I am not upset. You owed me anyway for posting that thing. And you know what Im talking about.
posted by Dirty Sanchez at 7:49 AM
14 Comments:
Why didn't you just say that on the phone this morning silly pants?
And enquiring minds wanna know why you said you were clothed above, but below you said you were naked.
which was it?
Furthermore, Holy shit Jess... no wonder you didn't return my call yesterday. If you need me, call me and we can talk if you need to.
See, I knew you wouldn't be angry with me. Some things are just too bizarre and entertaining...
Well, I'm thinking about you.
Thanks En, Im too tired to fix the typo. I wasn't naked.
Finding out I was adopted was really no great surprise. I just figured I was a product of the milk man or something.
My mom was such a slut apparently. Well, my adopted mother.
Nothing will be the same with using the term mom from now on until I find out who my real mother is.
Jesus, drama today. What to do?
Alright well, Im going to be out and about today doing some errands and personal stuff I need to wrap up.
I'm going to our capital city today, do you want to ride along? That way you could go to the BIG hall of records. Could be convenient for you.
Let me know honey.
Do I get to go back to bed first? I would love to go. We could talk on the way down. Could you call Red and tell her the news?
Where else are you going today besides well, the capital?
I have to go visit my agent today too. I can do that before I pick you up if you like.
Then we'll head southward.
Call me, This comment posting is just not working for planning purposes.
No, go back to bed. Call me when you wake up. Thinking of you in the meantime.
Yes. Im off to bed.
I should mention though that I think your readers were more upset about your posting than I was!
LOL
There's nobody here!
Echo
Echo
Echo
see?
Alright Em, luv you. Talk to you in a little while.
Oh thanks sugarpunk!
Normally I suck at keeping secrets anyway, so I always spill them.
I wish I had known sooner about this, but maybe it's best if I hadn't. I feel a strange sort of separation now from my bro and sis.
Sug! Hey sweetie. No snowballs here.. it rained and turned into slush dammit.
Will try again tonight.
Hey, did you see your soldier? Im on my way to check in on your blog.
Thanks Sug! I'll relay the hugs to Jess.
Have fun today!
HEY WTF?!?!?
What, Im not therapy?
Holy shit Horsn, kiss my ass.
Well, spread my cheeks first and tongue it then...
should we have this conversation in private?
Jess
I hope you manage to find yourself and resolve this.
Your adoptive parents are hopefully good people, as they took you under their wing.
Hugs from the UK.
damn jess... hope you're okay
and just because they aren't blood doesn't make them any less your family
Wow, check out to do stuff involved with real life for 12 hours or so and see what happens?!?
Jess, lost of hugs your way. An no, EN is not therapy but more like recreation after therapy!
Can I watch for my therapy?
Can I just say I seriously hope that you're not related to me in any way, Jesse?
Cuz, you know, just in case you ever fly emma out here and I have a chance to be a ... what's the term ... "side dish?"
LOL
I keeeeeeel me!
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