12.11.2005

Saturday Nights alright for Fighting

Hello there sportsfans and welcome to Saturday night rumble in the bedroom. I'm Al and I'll be your commentator tonight, ready to bring you the one on one action as it unfolds!

And I'm Jim, co-commentator and side line review here to bring you the action from the ground level... It's going to be an exciting game tonight as our contestants are frothing at the mouth to face off in this sexual showdown of wits and determination. Let's meet them, shall we?

Our first contestant at the rumble tonight is a 30-something father of two, known for his skills and expertise in Oral Satisfaction. This man is hot to trot I tell you, and this evening is especially ready to compete thanks to the 5 rum and eggnogs he consumed just prior to arriving at the arena tonight. Give it up for our 5'7" dark haired mega-mouth-- Everything Naughty!
(crowd cheers)

Yes folks, I hear his tongue is primed and ready for action after taking a week long hiatus from participating. If the look in his eye is any indication of how he's going to play it out tonight then it's gonna be a dirty fight to the finish.

Yes Jim absolutely. Because our next contestant is one we've seen in action before, yes yes. Who can forget that cupie doll face and blatantly sexual attitude which always results in a good show. 30-something as well and a mother of two, this red head plays naughty always. It's anybodies guess whether she'll just laydown tonight and be conquered or put up her dominant defense and match up hard core against Everything Naughty in this competition.

Oh boy folks, after looking at her stats I can already tell that she's primed for the fight after being benched for two weeks. And the porn she has been watching just prior to this event will definitely make this an action packed game.

Al, I definitely think she's due... Let's raise the roof and our pants for our favorite 5'3" naughty soccer mom--- Everything Nice!
(crowd cheers)

Alright so the game clock has started and it appears that Everything Naughty has won the coin toss tonight so he will be the starter for tonight's competition. Already we see him binding the velcro restraints to the bed while Everything Nice undresses on the side lines. And holy moley folks its hugely apparent that Everything Nice has been in extensive training for this event today as she's freshly showered and shaved.

Everything Nice grabs the massage oil and prompts Everything Naughty for a backrub who has just finished binding the straps to the bed. His defense is in question as she brushes up against him with her bottle, and plants a sweet kiss on his chest.

Yes Jim it's so obvious that he's no match for her feminine wiles as he has now complied and assists Everything Nice to the middle of the bed, dripping the oil on her back strategically.

Holy cow Al, did I just see him drop some oil in the crack of her ass?
Why yes you did Jim, I believe that's to lubricate her ass just a bit, making the cheeks slip together a little bit and cause friction on her ass and taint.

What a great offensive maneuver for Everything Naughty! He's in for sure now. And the way he's rubbing appears to be almost too much competition for Everything Nice as she's so obviously writhing a bit. And, what's that? Is she moaning?

Jim I believe that's exactly what she's doing, as the hands of Everything Naughty caress and grope her soft skin... You know Jim, I do believe she's moistening a bit from the pressure. You know it's been a while since she's been up against such strong competition.

Whoa the game play just took a sudden turn as Everything Nice has rolled over to expose very hard nipples. This is going to be tough for Everything Naughty to resist, don't you agree Al?

Absolutely, we all know that his one game play weakness lies in the nipple category Jim. He's 0 for 17 against hard nipple offense and after his pre-game function there's no doubt he'll falter tonight as well. Yes see, there he goes licking them just a little as Everything Nice is enjoying her persuasion and moving in for a soft caress to the shoulders.

But wait! What's that? Everything Naughty has moved away and is grabbing the restraints! Oh my goodness he's denied Everything Nice of her nipple coercion and is applying the wrist cuffs diligently.

She doesn't seem to mind though Al, perhaps this is what her plan was to begin with.
I'm unsure about that Jim, I spoke with her before the game and she seemed more than happy to fight for the dominant role in this one... It makes you wonder exactly what she's thinking as far as defense in moments like this.


Everything Nice allows for the bondage as she smiles acceptingly and Everything Naughty moves to kiss and lick her body. Look at that arch she's displaying there folks, it's absolutely classic of a reaction to her competitors handy work.
(crowd cheers)

And it appears that Everything Naughty is satisfied that he's pinned the defense down to take the game. He moves slowly to the pinnacle of the fight here people, as he works with his lips past her belly button. And whoa there, look at the way he's rubbing her thighs like that... definitely a critical maneuver for him. It looks like Everything Nice is pulling a bit at the restraints... Let's hope a flag isn't called.

Well Jim it's because he's now moved down to plunge his tongue into her....

No Al, I think it was a soft lick not a plunge..
Are you sure Jim? It looked like plunging to me... Perhaps we need a replay on that.

(crowd cheers loudly)
Holy smokes Everything Nice has decided not to part her legs for this one, only allowing access to her clit and hood area, nice defensive maneuver right there... it almost makes you proud.

Yes, but look at Everything Naughty work that as if making her want to open her legs! (crowd cheers even louder) And it worked as Everything Nice allows her legs to be manipulated open and Everything Naughty goes in for the kill.


Jim I had absolutely no idea her legs could be pushed that high.
Yes, and even with restraints Al. I believe she's holding those up herself as she squirms a little... But wait, what's that... (crowd goes wild)
He's flipping her over a bit and spreading her wide, taking all of her with his mouth. I believe she's just about to cum Al, you can almost see that orgasm projecting through her parted lips!

Yes Jim, that's what she's doing... And who can blame her? Nobody escapes Everything Naughty's fierce tongue lock, especially when he's working her front and back... With a little bit of finger.

Can she keep it up for 20 minutes Jim? I believe we're just about to witness a serious flip-flop here, perhaps Everything Nice will surprise us with an escape for fellatio?

(Crowd breaks into a fucking frenzy)
And she's going, going, going, GONE folks! Everything Nice has achieved an ample orgasm and is going for two at the hands, well, and mouth of Everything Naughty! The crowd is going wild and it's unbelievable that she hasn't snapped that restraint yet.

Well Jim, I have to say that flipping a woman over and eating her out from behind is an exceptional play... And usually one that cannot be resisted. But look now, Everything Naughty has moved up and taken position to fuck her. Wow, and he didn't even offer his cock to her... This is definitely a surprise here at the bedroom forum.

(crowd silences)
Did he just say something? What did he say Jim, did you hear it?
Yes Al, I believe he told her to tell him how his cock felt once he entered her... Which is a dangerous play to say the least. Could be the game breaker... But she's playing along Al, perhaps her defense is shot? I just don't know... She's pulling vigorously on her restraints now as Everything Naughty takes it deep and hard, pushing her knees up to her chest.

But he's teasing her a bit now isn't he? I think I see him pulling out just to the tip and then pushing back in. Rubbing her swollen lips with the head of his dick... What a great play!

Jim, did I just see a nipple tweak? I could swear I saw him grab one... And is he fully penetrating now? I can't tell by the way she's bucking and twisting... And I do believe that was an orgasm Jim, was it not?

Yes yes Al, he's nipple twisting and fucking her at the same time, she did cum a little, but we all know there's plenty more game in her.... If I had to go off of past game play technique I would say she-
(Crowd goes insane)

Holy Shit Al, you wouldn't believe it!!! He's pulled out and putting it in her mouth!! This is clearly a shut out folks, Everything Nice is losing this game but you almost have to wonder if that's the plan. She looks awful complacent to be sucking him off right now.

How are those retraints doing Jim, are they holding up well?
Yes Al, I can see she's still tied up nicely... And HOLY SMOKES AGAIN he enters her and begins to drive it deep! Everything Nice is breaking and reaching for Everything Naughty!! This could be the finale we've been waiting for!

(crowd calms and jeers)
Aww, too bad... Everything Naughty thwarted the maneuver by Everything Nice to touch him and how he's physically pinned her by the collar bone, moving her legs all the way up. Wait, are her heels actually resting on his shoulder? It's so hard to see up here from the booth.

Yes Al, she is maintaining nicely, though it's apparent she's about to cum again any minute... Everything Naughty is pounding away at her fiercely... Using all sorts of dirty talk to his advantage, could be any minute that this game ends as her tolerance clock is running out.

Jim you can hear the moaning all the way up here buddy, he needs to give her a pillow to bite or something. And check out the way she pullls those restraints like a champ! Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark for sure!!! I swear she's gonna snap those things any minute...

Okay, it appears as though he has turned her a bit to her side to allow for a classic G-spot finishing play... But she still complies and lays one leg straight, the other bent and raised... Nice formation on that! Could it be that she'll make him cum first? After all, he does have that curvature weakness on the offense.

(Crowd cheers again)
Look at that eye roll Everything Naughty is displaying folks! The crowd is going wild!!! I think Everything Naughty might lose this battle after all!!! Everything Nice is coming up in points now, could be a closer game then we anticipated...

Well Al you would think so, but he's flipping her over again and pushing her legs all the way up and straight even!!! He's got the hip grab down and wow, look at that pounding action, he's really working that pussy now Al, going for the gold as he wipes the sweat from his brow... Holy hell I think she's gonna blow! He's running with it, he's... he's...

(Crowd once again goes wild)
The noise in this arena is deafening Al, but it's soo apparent that Everything Nice is having a multiple orgasm now, and it's no match for Everything Naughty who matches her orgasm.

What a great game here tonight, seriously. I do believe this is the best match up we've seen in some time here at the Saturday Night Rumble... Let's just recap the score then before we break for a shower and a post game show:

Everything Naughty- 1
Everything Nice - 0

Thanks for joining us tonight folks... And stay tuned for the post game show!

63 Comments:

Blogger Suze said...

Em, I don't watch much sport but I have just become a fan of this action.

This was one hot game and one that you so deserved to be a part of, let alone win. ;)

10:18 AM, December 11, 2005  
Blogger DH Spicy said...

So well done, couldn't give it up 'till the end. ...and of course it stirred things up while I was reading. Jjust ggetting my self composure now. As part of the crowd, I couldn't even stand up to cheer. Might of ripped my pants on this one. Still, always with a smirk, as I thought how well this is done.
This entry scores big points!

11:02 AM, December 11, 2005  
Blogger SignGurl said...

I hope you publish this somewhere because it's amazing!

11:45 AM, December 11, 2005  
Blogger PackerPundit said...

I want a rematch!!!

wheres the part where the handsome young danish boy with the big winker comes in and they double team her???

3:25 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger ALRO said...

How much are the tickets to these events again?? I wouldn't mind a front row seat...

Coming to think of it .. how do i apply to be the camera man?

5:29 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

*throws a flag*

we have an illegal forward movement in the backfield!

5:36 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

I want someone to score on me! How do I get involved in this league? Maybe I should start one here in GA. Hmmmm...

Great story EN! Loved it!

6:14 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

WOW.

6:28 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger da buttah said...

brings a whole new meaning to sport fucking

7:04 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

just for the irishman:

Down goes Murphy! Down goes Murphy! Down goes Murphy!

lilith: I got game ;)

7:13 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Gigi love - Grab your pom poms! And yes, no panties are allowed in this league.

Suze - The rules are quite simple in this sport... there are no rules... anything goes!

DH - Thank you honey!! :) Though I was hoping y'all would do the wave for me... perhaps that's not a good idea as you'll most likely smack the guy in front of you in the back of the head with your..errr. *nice*

Sug - *snicker*

Jenn - Hmmm, you really think this should be published somewhere? I'll have to look into which forum I could 'stick it'.

Romey - There's always next Saturday! You think you could be a worthy competitor? I'll sign you up honey, your kiss is on my list.

Alshrim - We could use some good motivational music (like the X game soundtrack stuff) perhaps you could gather the band and find a place to perform while we... perform.

Jay - I'm NEVER EVER satisfied baby, talk on. I'm game.

Lil- I'd be more than happy to take you on anytime... let's do it!

Dan - *handing stack of towels* now, I told you I needed a towel boy!

Murphy - Until you can fuck in front of just about any body, you're not ready for this battle... work on it. Then call me.

Buttah - you have no idea :) Well, you might. And if you do, grab your bikini and let's RUMBLE!!

Dozr - I have decided that you need to ref these events after proving that you have what it takes to make the call. I'll send your whistle and jersey forth with... you know the best part of ref-ing right?
Checking the equipment before the game :)
err. well, not my husbands... but feel free to prep mine big daddy!

7:31 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

Emma - ah yes. I don't mind being a towel boy from time to time but seriously, you know every towel boy secretly wants to get in the game.

7:41 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger DZER said...

naughty one: you betcha ... and I'll give it a thorough going-over ... need to make sure it's fit for competitive, rough sport ;)

7:41 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

K, so Dz and EN are in! Bring it on!

7:51 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Dan - alright then, you can assist when I fall out of bounds.

Dzr - you slut.. I love ya. It's fit baby, it's fit.

But come closer... get a real close look and make sure.

Lil - Alright baby... it's North vs. South in the next show down!!

7:57 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

me too actually. *sigh*

8:19 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Jay - I'll give you front row seats baby... that should keep you close to the action for sure honey!

8:49 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Hmmm. Nobody plays with Em today eh?

Alright :) I'll play with myself.

9:07 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Well shit Jay, I do believe we're the only ones here!!!

Monday, monday and all *sigh*

9:21 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Shit, that's right! Ummm,

*penciling Romey in to tag team match*

I think we should have a mid week tag team match. Any takers on pairing with Romey?

9:24 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Maybe we should get Romey's go ahead before we do that! LOL

But the drawing straws idea is perfect Sug!

9:34 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I will do you. Let's make it a priority...

10:26 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I know huh? Sorry fuckers.

Where's all the endurance? I mean shit.

I don't want no minute man so speak the FUCK UP.

Jay, you seem to keep coming back, you wanna go?

10:45 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

I have a few minutes to play.

Red Rover, Red Rover, I demand Emma to bend over.


(it's my favorite game!)

10:48 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

DAN!! whassup honey, hadn't seen ya all morning... busy stuff?

I'll bend for you if you bite me.

10:52 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

I was in a meeting almost all morning and have another one after lunch today. Busy day.

I'll bite you wherever you want me to. I'm willing....

10:55 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

Speaking of biting...I have to go warm up my lunch. I'll be back. Feel free to start without me, just make sure to describe everything!

10:59 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Well see Dan, the issue is that there is nobody here to start with.

In case you haven't noticed it's a slow day here.

Im all alone *sniff*

11:01 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

jesus, gimme a minute?

Do you feel stress Jay? Need a backrub?

11:03 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I have this really great massage oil here, lets give it a try, shall we?

It's a little cold at first but it will heat up, I promise!

11:06 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sorry Damn, Im not used to anyone being here!

Alright, Im stripping, but mind the tits, they hurt today.

Let me rub the big part first Jay

11:14 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

Emma.......sweety......I'm sure you can recall the verbal ministrations I applied to you on Friday. That should have been descriptive enough to get you started. Besides, I know you were really thinking of me when you wrote this post. I have that affect on women.

11:16 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

err. I admit Dan, you got me hot on Friday...

and I think there was a little bit of everyone in this post.

However, it was based on true events.... hmmm.

Now, Jay... stop struggling!

11:18 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I was proud Dan, do it again!

11:22 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

Well I just assumed you were thinking of me and my writing because I was certainly thinking of you when I read it.

LOL

Ok. Bad set up for a bad joke. My humor knows no bounds.

I'm expecting my next meeting appointment in 10 minutes so I have to take a raincheck on writing more to you.

Maybe later if I have time otherwise, at your request, I'll email you.

^-^

11:25 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Okay, but next time say this instead:

You needy bitch, some of us have to work around here so shut the fuck up with the comment teasing and send me pics of your tits.

Good. I think that's almost Murph-style right there.

*Shiver*

11:27 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

Well I was thinking more along the lines of:

Well my nasty little whore. I'd love to hang around and tease you with my hard cock but I've got other bitches to tend to. Now be a good little slut and email me some pictures of your naked little body spread-eagled for my pleasure.

Do it now whore!

Better?

11:33 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

DAN BETTER!!! I love it!

Jay, seriously I have issues with my breasts... freakin things swell up like overfull water balloons sometimes.

cramped in this D cup. naughty fuckers.

I want it slow, deep, and meaningful. K, not meaningful but at least make me remember it, okay?

11:43 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Jay, mmmmmm. nice one. Getting visual now.

Murph - you know what? fuck you. Seriously, I tried to get you motivated with that ass shot I sent and apparently that just wasn't enough.

Im sending it to Jay instead.

And what the fuck? Perhaps it's not obvious enough that Im a horn dog today.

I'd take both of you on at the same time--- bridge style you fucker.

11:50 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

So, this is where you have all been hiding.

If there are any pics being sent, I wants some.

11:56 AM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'll bulk email it then Suze! LOL

you know what, this does need more pics of me... I'll get right on that!

12:15 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

Too right Em. We need a whole gallery. LOL.

12:18 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

Jay, have you got those latex inserts ready? ;)

12:26 PM, December 12, 2005  
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12:34 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Hey that's a big schlong!

12:35 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Suze- im really loving your Avatar honey!! NICE!

Holy hell, here I go.

Thanks for that Jay, I appreciate you unzipping for me!

12:37 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

Jay, better to just kick them to one side.

Em, thanks I though after the comments regarding my alleged foot fetish it may be time to change. I think it's more me, don't you?

12:43 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

yes absolutely! I love it!!!

Holy hell, nice ass too!

squeezable even, don't get too close honey!

12:47 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Jay - seriously, I am requesting a pic of your cock in my email before the end of the week.

Suze - So, besides hot sex with you and Alex, what's england got to offer? tee hee.

Oh, and I mean it JAY.

1:05 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Hard is good Jay, hard is GREAT!

flacid works, but it's nice to see a hard man in all his glory.

and I hope you don't think Im kidding when I say I want cock shots!

1:18 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Jay- I will. But don't tell anybody... send me yours first and I will comply.

can't wait!

1:37 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Cool honey, Ill check my email every hour until then :)

shhhhhhh.

1:40 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

Em, sorry about that, had to go off and do the do. You know how it is.

Well, we're outgoing, sexually emancipated and damn hot. LOL.

1:44 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You're absolutely right!

I think that I should get my knickers together and plan on a trip that way.

Hmmm, any sponsors? Or perhaps I should start a fund?!?!?

That's right Suze! We were totally going to start that 'Save Emma' fund for me!

1:53 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

Em, I'm depositing right now.

Do you know this new avatar is making me hornier than ever. :D

1:56 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

Ummmm.....Emma.....I'm still waiting for those pics I demanded. Don't ignore me or I'll get cross damnit!

2:21 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

Dan, have you any funds to contribute to our fund? :)

2:34 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

Ummm...what's the fund for? I don't really want to read that far into the comments, it's been a long day.

2:37 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

Wait....you want me to contribute to a fund that allows Emma to go to England to have sex with you?

Sorry. That'd be like paying a stripper to suck my buddies cock instead of mine. There's no ROI!

2:40 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

Yeh, but you wouldn't complain if we released this of DVD would you?

:)

2:45 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Dan said...

Hmm....interesting. I don't know though. I've heard others promise delivery of items that never show. This could be a big internet scam.

You know, start a blog and talk to people for months. Build a friendship and connection, just to bilk them out of $20. It happens all the time.

Maybe I should ask for a sample of what the DVD might contain?

LOL

You're lucky. I have to head home now, otherwise I'd expect a sampler.

2:50 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

See you Dan, It will cost you to find out...

2:55 PM, December 12, 2005  
Blogger Suze said...

Hey, I'm off to bed. See you all in the morning.

3:01 PM, December 12, 2005  

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