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Let's rock out with some cock out... Shall we?

NOUN: pl.
The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

Excretion...HAWT.

Behold the mysterious and ever-powerful fallacy that drives a man to stupidity and a woman to her knees. What is it about a hard cock that sends shivers wayyyy up my spine and back down again? I have yet to behold (or just hold) one that I didn't like, and it's proof positive for my sexuality to almost always try and have one at my disposal. Even if it is silicone for the moment.

There is so much to appreciate when it comes to the male form. For ages, the mans body was made to be shunned as ugly and unappreciated whilst the women took on the perfect nude persona... I think that's a bunch of bullshit. I think a naked man in my bed is the pertiest picture I've ever seen. And I'm glad to see that more and more, men (and the public in general) are getting more comfortable with their 'gift'. *chuckle*

Now let me get comfortable with it. please.

I worship dick.
Of course so do some religions and small villages...
buI no, i really do. The minute I come in contact with a hard-on I start praying:

"Oh god I hope I get to feel that...."
"Jesus, is that what I think it is pressing up against me?"
"Lord, the sooner I get that in my mouth the happier I'll be."

see, prayin. no lie.

So ladies, what do we know (I mean truly know) about a man's cock?
Did we really pay all that much attention in health class to the clinical dry lessons brought forth to us by stodgy old stale teachers?
NO. I passed notes in class about how much better it would be with live diagram... movie projectors bite ass.

So does listening to the teacher go "Ummm... and the uh Vas Deferens carries sperm to the uhhhhh....."

Us ladies, we try not to know anything about a dick medically, besides blood flow... it kinda stops there for us. And we didn't catch the part where your balls come into play. As far as we're concerned they're decoration until they become a necessity.. and then we baby them. Get the pun? No? *sigh*

What we do know when the time is right is this:

-- we can see it through your pants most of the time, no matter how hard you try to disguise it.

-- If you pull it out in front of us, we'll look. It's a knee-jerk reaction.

-- If you pull it out hard in front of us, our fingers will itch to touch it (another knee jerk reaction).

-- You can do parlor tricks with yours, and frankly I'm really feeling cheated about that.

-- It makes you forget who we are as a person. Which, in most cases is borderline alright, unless it's our birthday or anniversary. In which case, you should remember who we are since we've been giving this shit up to you for the last umm-teen years.

-- It makes us forget who we area as a person. On the 'party end' of an erection I must say that I have not only forgotten my name, but my partners name too. Which leads us safely into the next one ....

-- It makes us ladies do kinda weird, strange things. Like speak in tongues. Or... even stranger than that - not speak at all.



As an end to this post, since I'm rushed and just about every woman that reads this blog is hammering my IM, Email, and Comments to see some dick...
I will leave you with these ever enlightening animal kingdom facts that Jeff Corwin and I were discussing during foreplay just last week.


. A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in relation to its size.

. A blue whale lets out 400 gallons of sperm everytime it unloads. Approximately 40 gallons of this make it into the mate, leaving 360 gallons in the water. And we wonder why the ocean is so salty?

.A male flea's reproductive organ is twice as long as it's body.

.Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour.

.Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall.

Until I return with more tomorrow. Ciao!