An end to myths and a little bit of info

So with heavy hearts and aching g-spots we say good-bye to the ultimate in appreciating the fallacies that plague us women with desire. Since this post is secondary to another, I will not go on and journal any wisdom in regards to cock and why I love it... You should know this by now.

But before we end the party, there are still a few cocks left that I'd like to appreciate... And a few myths I think we should clear up about out male friend, and the dumb guy attached to it.

Let's talk about protecting our investment as women.

Be kind to your penis - treat it well. Because if you do you will reap the rewards of a happy cock that just gives and gives. Sure without the necessary fucking and sucking that it needs, pay close attention to the suggestions I'm offering to ease your "am I being attentive and respectful to his dick" issues:

No teasing unless they've instigated it; that way you can safely say "It's all your fault!"

There is such thing as blue-balls. It's called penile congestion (or priapism), and it occurs when the vascular area of the penis becomes too engorged and is denied it's full cycle of release and return (if you will).
I hear it's extremely painful and can occur in men and women (for women the pain would be in the clitoris).
Prolonged exposure to a unattended to hard-on can provoke erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. Nobody wants that, you or him. Angry penis *shiver*

There has been many opinions on whether 'blue balls' really exists or not. Mind you that anybody who tells you there is no such thing, is dead wrong.

Don't hit it or jam the poor thing... Ever. If it loves you, love it back.

You can break your penis. Yes, you can.

We all know that there are no bones in your dick for which to snap. But still, a penis can be injured and broken. I know it sounds funny to us women but really it is no laughing matter and it happens all the time in the dumbest of places.

How does one break a penis? ummm well this article had all sorts of examples on how it can happen, plus a lot of other useful information. I think the slamming it in a car door suggestion was a bit wretched.. But it can happen :)

K, breakage of the penis (or penile fracture) occurs when the endothelium surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that protects the erection breaks or tears. Resulting in a snapping sound, bruising, and extreme discomfort (as you can imagine).

For those of you not familiar with what a cross-sectioned penis looks like, I have provided a picture and another diagram from Gray's Anatomy that I thought was a great representation and view of this appendage in itself.

I just saw all the guys reading this flinch when I said "resulting in a snapping sound"... Cool.

The underwear myth is a myth.

You can free ball, tighty-whitey, thong, boxer... Whatever. Your balls aren't gonna know the difference. Why?
Well because they have a close neighbor called a scrotum that provides them with beer and ice cream if it gets too hot in there.
Okay, that was a cool visual.. Imagine the millions of sperm chugging a beezos with ice cream spoons in hand.

Clinically speaking (again), a scrotum maintains the temp for your sperm. The controlled environment setting is around 93 degrees... The closer your sack is to your body, the better chance the good ol' Mr. Scrotum is gonna flip on the A.C for ya! And vice versa if they hang far from your body.


I don't care what you say, I'm not having sperm for breakfast every day.

Sperm is not necessarily nutritional, and I thought I would make this a point. Do I wanna hear my husband offer me a table spoon of super-special protein every morning? Sure!
But don't lie to me and tell me it's nutritional, cause it's not. I'm onto ya guys, you can't fool me on this one... Let's educate the other ladies just in case they fall prey to your "healthy cream" line. Um... Healthy creme? No, healthy cream.. yikes.

anyway. Here's the nutritional value of sperm (in a nutshell):
ooh, did you see that pun? Look at it go!

There are 5 calories in a teaspoon of sperm (approx. 300,000,000 sperm).
The calories are made mostly of enzyme and sugar proteins; with vitamin C, citric acid, phosphate, bicarbonates, and zinc taking up the back seat. Add to that some water... And well
yeah
its...........Like a sports drink.

funny that.

Point is, it's not necessarily nutritional in the terms of you missed your morning dose dear so take it this evening type of thing. Don't fall prey to that ladies! If you miss your daily, you'll live. kinda.

and so glad it's not fattening. So girls... Drink up :)


Alright then, with that I bid adieu to our total appreciation of cock. Hopefully sometime soon we can do this again. I had fun enjoying the differences and uniqueness of the male physique. And I want to thank each and every one of you that participated in our Cock Appreciation Week a big thank you --- and a naked hug.. Because, I think you'd like that.