Happt HNT and a verry verry Merry to ya!
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
an i-vibe under the tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
two ben wha balls and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three tubes of lube, ben wha balls and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four Golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden cock rings!
Four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven lovely pornos, six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
well, i really wanted the eight maids a milking, but he said the cows didn't do it for him.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden cock rings!
Four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven lovely pornos, six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
well, i really wanted the eight maids a milking, but he said the cows didn't do it for him.
So well... what can I do? Nothing. It's all about him.
Seven lovely pornos, six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine strippers stripping, eight maids no cattle, seven lovely pornos, six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten lacey panties, Nine strippers stripping, eight maids no cattle, seven lovely pornos, six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven cocks for sucking, ten lacey panties, nine strippers stripping, eight maids no cattle, seven lovely pornos, six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... *ahem*
DP. and it's exactly what I wanted.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine strippers stripping, eight maids no cattle, seven lovely pornos, six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten lacey panties, Nine strippers stripping, eight maids no cattle, seven lovely pornos, six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven cocks for sucking, ten lacey panties, nine strippers stripping, eight maids no cattle, seven lovely pornos, six hearty spankins, FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS, four golden boys, three tubes of lube, two ben wha balls, and an i-vibe under the tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... *ahem*
DP. and it's exactly what I wanted.
What? I mean, I think Santa would think this outfit appropriate for cookie and milk servage... don't you?
Happy HNT, and Very Happy Holidays!
If you want to learn more about HNT, click on the rolling box and talk to my big sweet Santa daddy, Osbasso!
posted by Everything Nice at 8:56 PM
120 Comments:
Your gift is at my blog...you are one of my 3 HNT gifts!
Cute pic! Merry Christmas and Happy HNT!
What a perfect rendition, and what a HOT pic!! WOW, you are most talented...
hold on' darlin' ... Santa DZER is cumming soon ;)
are you kidding me, with that outfit i would get 24 days worth of stuff. very hot
excuse my effin language... but I wanna Fuck you right under that damn tree
damn girl
romey
Em, how I would love to find you under my tree.
I certainly would have a present for you. ;)
moments like these i wish my boobs were smaller and could do the whole push up bra thing...
rawr!! i may be a huge grinchy jew....but.....want to touch the hiney....arrrooooo!!
and damn your page not reloading for me until now!
Em, I think that outfit is appropriate for everything and should be worn every day. THAT would be my December picture (also my b-day) for MY calendar!!
I've got a tasty candy-cane in my pocket. Want a suck?
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Lee Ann :)- I'm honored to be honored on your blog :) and I feel all spoiled now :) see all my smiley faces!?!?
Sug - well, I know it's not CAW but... since we took a break i figured *shrug* I'd give up some cleavage!
Chuck - get the cam ready... and spank me! We'll send the video to all my blogger friends, Lee Ann first :)
Blondie - okay, now why are you giggling? oh *blush* nevermind. :)
So Dozie - I can slide down your chimney then?
Larry - Thank you!! Well, umm 24 days yes, but for you I'd extend it to the full 30.
Romey - you know what? I'm all for that. Let's go.
Gigi- you too. and just out of curiousity, are there any kittens left in your neighborhood? I swear I haven't seen one around mine in ages.
Suze - is it a strap on? You know I like it when you Dom me.
Buttah - well yeah, but at least you don't NEED a push up bra. I was totally against wearing a bra at all, but it's the only white one I own... most of my shit is black... don't do the innocent pristine crisp white too well.
Sorry about the pageload thing, I've been having some intense traffic for the CAW :) still trying to hook up the WWW... waiting for some artwork.
Dan! I want to suck it.... gimme.
That is the plus of having people come across your blog for the first time on a Thurs. That picture made me go back and read some other entries (no, they were not all HNT's). And that is not easy, being that I can't read.... and some would argue write.
I'll be back. Happy X(-rated)mas
Os
Gorgeous! I've got some Christmas candy for you! Come and get it.
Merry Christmas, Emma!!
has anyone used the old "wanna ride my yule log?" line yet?
if not, dibs!
dzer....nope! You're the first. I was thinking about using the line 'I just spotted a ho, ho, ho' but I didn't know if that would go over too well!
that's much better than all the dick that's been on here lately.
OMG!!
*faints dead away*
Santa, you are one lucky bastard!
Biker
What a great outfit! Merry Christmas
Yeah, the shoes do make it.....as well as the tits! ;-) Yeah, they're really nice!!
i second that emotion actually.
gigi - step AWAY from the irabbit :)
and to all of you who have complimented me on my HNT, thanks :)
tell a friend! LOL
happy holidays !
Great pic! And I think your version of the "Twelve Days" could be a new Xmas classic...
Happy Holidays and Happy HNT!!
Murph is an ass.
But now Castu, he's the hotness right there...
and where the HELL did Thomcat come from... he's well, he's gotta be one of my golden boys...
NOTICE he's one of the your you're guys that Elle was talking about?
LMAO
I shoulda had 12 golden boys so I could add Chuck and others...
Thanks pantylines and TJ! I'll bb to visit yours later if you're participating :)
you know ladies, I have 13 in the mens room, which one should we kick to the curb?
Damnit! I was going to say something clever but now I have to work some more....
not sure what a golden boy is ... but thanks ... i think.
I'm back....kinda.
Now for something clever....hmmmm...
How about 'I'd love a fleshy wallet that I could slide my $7.50 in'!
Yeah, that'll do.
feed me grapes Thomcat.
grapes.
Well shit Dan, I am speechless...
Everytime I see you Castu I think fear and loathing... what an awesome movie. :)
yes, be gentlemanly... cover the wet spot with your shirt for me so I can lay back down wouldja?
don't eat too many grapes ...you'll ruin your appetite...
hehehe
word verification
lgmxvfuk
Im accepting applications for wet spot occupancy...
please submit applications to my box.
thank you.
HR
ALRIGHT THEN THOMCAT DAMN!!!
Feed me your dick and do it now then. Especially since you said fuk.
I made you speechless?
Hmmmm....is that good or bad?
Hi, Em, Sug, Dan. How are you all?
i could use a drink!
now.
HI SUZE!
I'm currently sat here with red wine and a cat who keeps trying to lay across my keyboard.
Em, Alex and I have been debating your tatoo (left arm).
He thinks it is a little fairy and I think it's a bee. Can you put me out of my mysery?
simply wonderfull and beautifull happy HNT
sug - nope. Canadian. Close though.
Suze, sure thing... gimme a minute...
J - really, grab your hot wife and I'll grab my hub... and we'll swing.
Dan - you hot mother fucker, how you doin?
I think it looks like a bumblebee dancing....
Em - I'm doin' good! Hey, you posted a comment yesterday about me not talking to you? WTF is with that? Would I ever NOT talk to you? You're one hot mother and me, well, you said it!!!
ack !
K, K - It's a bumblebee flying backwards...
goes all the way around my arm.
nobody else in the world has one like it --- nobody.
Thom - you're a tease, but yet a challenge. I have no doubt that we may just bump into each other some time... watch your back.
Dan - no worries love, I know how you talk to me...
Sug - well, im a c.5... and those catty vs bitches want my breasts... all of them.
*blush* you called my breasts beautiful and perfect!
bring it on!
it has already been brought !
ooh, oh ummm.
NICE! I have a stalker AND a stalkee!!!
suhweet!
Emma....sweetie....I'm always nice to you aren't I? Sure I lust after your body 'cause you're practically perfect but I also love your mind. I'm here for ya!
Dan :) I know you like my mind secondary and thats okay.
Sug - Im thinking more like Roll instead of Role.
I wanna be a golden boy...(pouting now)
CHUCK NO POUTING!! sweetheart, you will be a golden boy... absolutely.
Sug, i know... me too.
Is there anybody there?
Me for! or four... or fore...
k, i have the longest word verification ever!
msihumsvy - shew.
I can't tell if this page is for real or not. You can't have a job to the spend the time you do on here. You could be one of those pampered, bored housewives... possibility. Ehhh, I don't know.
All I do know is that I've never been able to finish one of your entries b/c my migraine is so intense after about the 4th paragraph where you've changed colors about 2 dozen times. But good luck with that.
Emma....you're confusing me with murphy....I'm sure one of the first comments I ever left on your blog was about how intelligent you are. Stop teasing me! Now you're just hurting my feelings.
Oh yeah, one other thing, down with Romey.
DAN - where are your balls?
Nevermind, here they are, on my chin.
HI SUZE!
I was wondering what that warm and soothing feeling was! LOL
I hate to complain and run but I should finish up some work before the long weekend. I'll be posting on my site tomorrow!!
(takes his grapes and goes back into his cubicle)
down with romey?
How about 'down on dan!'
Wow EZ, taking your petty bullshit to MY blog now eh?
How nice, keep masturbating on the L... maybe that migraine will go away
HI, who's eazy? Does anyone know them?
Yeah, he's a lame ass hater apparently. Too bad he has to seek attention elsewhere...
must be aching for traffic.
Sorry Dan, we're gathering rocks...
i hate traffic ... definitely a bad thing to ache for
Em, there's one under every stone.
Ahh yes, I hate traffic as well...
BUT ah well, some people just thrive for attention. Honestly, I think that if he hadn't showed, I wouldn't be so repugnant right now.
how I'd love to be a pampered housewife though. will have to talk to hub about that.
Suze - i know it! that's why Im not deleting his comments... because it's cool people like you that make him look like that much more of an ass.
Em, I love ya. Keep it warm I'm off to bed. See you all tomorrow. Night, night.
or it's idiotic people like me, that make him look like a genius!
wha? idiotic? I think you're quite intellegent actually....
Night night suze!
got you fooled :) lol
k- lie to me then. i like it.
Oh, very sexy! Happy Christmas and Happy HNT!
~Eyes
Yeah. I think he'd like it.
lie lie lie lie lie
i am SO not reading the comments for this damm post. 111 and i only just READ it!
yeesh!
anyway you look hawt in your new bra/panties and i really like your rendition of the 12 days... much better presents!
LMAO thom jesus! give a girl a minute :) or for you, an hour.
Sass- do you understand now why my email capabilities SUCK?
*sigh*
i love you sass.
(watches clock) ....
....
....
lie
BINGO THOM!
Daddy's eyes, lighting bug, and noxious - thanks guys and gal! Merry Christmas!! I will be enjoying your HNT's tonight if you participated!
Im looking forward to it even :)
Yep, lessee Gigi... that would be ummmm... 375 emails today. and counting.
BUT. i really need to email Sass when I get home... please remind me.
:) you can be my PA and then my TA
Such a sexy little elf you are!
LMAO at Blondie! thanks!
Eddie - thanks I uhh, I have a little elfish in me...
or at least I hope to tonight!
i hate bingo ....
.... i may go play some tonight..
i'll go to fife and play some bingo with the old ladies ...
they are slower to realize when they got bingo ...
I HAVE A CHANCE!
Well Thom if you hadn't rushed me into it I would've been more creative... give it time.
where ya going for Bingo... I'll play. I'll even let you use my dobber... or er, I can use yours.
I know it! send your resume' gigi... i may have a
position
open.
HOT
im fuckin drnk now bitches!!! who wants to fuck me
dude i took like 8 hundrd minutse tyinmg your wrod thingcatix
i'm good at that. but considering it was just you and EN, i probabl y should of dun the porn entranc ande said " who called for the plumber? and then sexy results would have iensued.
Woweee! That's a really awesome picture of you! You look so innocent in white undies looking up at the tree, oh! And, sexy too!
Happy Holidays HNT!
gigi, how mcomes you always git me alone in here after hours?
young boys!?! i'm referrin' you to the fbi lady!!! just kidding. my pants are off
No really, this is hilarious!
please continue!
Capns drunk? it's take advantage of scumbag time!
young and.......uh....drunk! man i'm sexy as fuck, yo.
oh shit sug, not your asthma... sorry!
I'm wondering if Gigi's hmmmm was a good thing...
why? is gig a guy? cuz that would totally suck.
See now sug, i have the same trouble with men... why is that?
wv:hgfchhub - tee hee.. CHHUB right on!
Wait, no I really am POSITIVE gigi is NOT a guy.
i swear to god, unless you want me to turn pbc loose on everyone......
and wait gig's not a guy. fer one she's hot, and two i've got photo evidence.
So have we figured out why men like to poke me and keep me yet?
I think it's my dazzling array of sexual quirks and excessive need for fucking.
speaking of
Shane, where's the old lady?
well sure, I'm a free spirit sure... but I mean, if he's good I'll stick around for awhile.
god knows I love a challenge
No wait, that was a great statement. lemme say that again to stress importance:
I think it's my dazzling array of sexual quirks and excessive need for fucking.
?
Sure gigi, lemme help to catch you up.
we were just talking about my dazzling array of sexual quirks and excessive need for fucking.
god i love THAT. it's so pitifully true too...
i think we lost Shane
k, you girls ketchup, I gotta do bathtime and write an email
RIGHT GIGI?
do shane right by me, he needs some hard core dazzling array of sexual quirks because he has an excessive need for fucking.
i do?
i'll kill everyone.
in a sexy way of course.
Gigi - the finale may not be tonight... we may have to hold over until next week.
jesus, i hope she gets this so she has time to mourn before my next post!
sexy shane, very sexy
and pbc will be visiting all of you soon assuming you're liberal hippie democrats and that you hate america.
I cant WAIT to see PBC!!!
Howd he do today, hope good...
Sug, I think we need a happy happy post.. I know CAW is happy happy for the women... sure.
But, I think for the guys we should perhaps... hmmm.
lemme think about the best way to approach it.
Umm sug, 300 emails doesnt mean they're all cock!
*huggs* bubbles
i know
merry christmas by the way!
seriously??? xroxpbkx
Oh that's right, I forgot, I'm the one who seeks attention. Why do you write what you do? Why do check this thing responding to every person's comment every 2 seconds? You love the attention, you love your little fan club in your small little world, but you know, I'm not going to beat you up on that... that's fine and I have no problem with that... But don't turn shit on me and say I'm the one trying to seek attention b/c you sound like a hypocrit.
And you know, I didn't even say anything that was all that bad, except that your fascination of writing with colors is terribly annoying... oh, and down with Romey but he bites the big one. Try not being so sensitive. What's the problem? Got a little bit of the Christmas color in your panties these days? Is it heavy flow time?
And one other thing, I'm not a hater. I don't care if you read my shit or not, I would prefer if you didn't. I comment in my own way, just b/c I'm not kissing your ass like everyone else in here, don't think I'm hating on anyone. It's nice to see the ones who can fire back on me with something funny to say and who's so self-aborbed that they actually get angry b/c their ego has gotten the best of themselves.
Just try to rely on the wit of your inner fat girl and you'll be ok.
So then you must've gotten over your migraine...
don't run out of food stamps!
Oh my little CumDumpster, don't get me wrong, I didn't actually read anything, I was just responding to you and the rest of the housewife bon-bonners. Luckily for me, the comments can't be posted in every color of the rainbow. If they could, I'm sure you would have figured it out by now.
Anyway, I'm always open for a good insult but that one about the food stamps doesn't even make sense or have any relevance. It's not like I don't give you enough material either. C'mon, even with as much cock that gets shoved into everyone of your orifices for free, you can do better than that.
Right. I have a newly earned respect for you.
I think i love you and you make me smile.
Happy Holidays!
Hmmmm... killing me with kindness. Facetious? Maybe. Always hard to tell in the written word, but with the whole holidays and all, I'll assume the high road.
Well, as long as I can make someone smile, then that makes me happy.
Happy Holidays!
P.S. During the holidays, are you referred to as the "stocking stuffer"? ;)
"Insulted her into liking you"... wow, it seems so familiar... oh, that's right, it's a page out of your book, Murph.
Very true, Murph, you are a lot more lighthearted than myself. I do like that about you. Keep it dirty, but fun kind of thing.
And you are correct, some of the things I say may seem offensive but I play by different rules. It's definitely not supposed to be taken seriously but I do like to test the waters right away and see where the boundaries lie.
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