Easy like Sunday Morning

Happy Superbowl Sunday!!!
I'm doing the lingerie bowl next year... stay tuned for that.

For those of you into football I should hope that you've prepared yourself for the big game today. Yours truly will be sitting on the couch, drinking a beer and having some seven layer dip. I know the half-time won't be as notorious as it was a couple years ago what with that Janet debacle (dammit)... But still, I have to remind myself that it's not about nipple... It's about the underdogs going all the way this year. Yeah, I'm rooting for the Hawks.

I will have my TiVo rockin the play back and pause feature for times just in case I miss a play or.. err... Somebody shows nipple. Which, if it's Mick Jaeger... Im totally not playing back or pausing like I did for Janet.

I'm fairly pissy as to why nobody would place a bet with me on this game. I've decided it's because no matter the spread and/or stakes agreed to... I've won every time... Lucky me.

No lucky me, because now I want to bet and I can't.... Pussies.

Does the term pump fake turn anybody else on? No? ergh.

So I took some time off from blogging (as you could tell), and it gave me a chance to catch up on my writing, my work, and my family. I seem to have had some issues in all arenas, but only squabbled small amounts of time in which to orchestrate a more peaceful and organized flow to my day. With blogging it just wasn't working too well you know, and *sigh* I still have lots to do about a lot of things. Only now I will be able to multi-task a little more efficiently.

So let's talk about sparks. And I wonder if he's reading this now that I gave up a backlink and he's surfing through archives maybe? Uh-huh, Hi Sparky...


I spent a couple nights out with and without hub to determine whether I was getting all soft and wishy-washy about that person. My husband thinks its a great relationship to covet... I agree... But still there will be weirdness there until I get that person a little closer to me and we get with the program. Ahem.

I do think I could be a bit smitten though, considering now this person has their own ringtone on my phone. Which, people, if you're IN my phone and you have your own ringtone.... Consider yourself VIP'd because that means Im not missing your call for anything.

We have this really fucking cool ringtone program called Audacity... It allows you to DJ your own customized ringtone from any song in your collection/playlist without having to buy them through your prospective cell phone clients.

I picked the perfect song for ya honey. Because you've got me spending.

As an end to this post, and a pre-empt into things to come I have to say that the last 5 days I've done some pretty insane shit to 'let go of my stress'. I want to share all these things with you of course, so I will be sure to post them as I can. Here's some things/answers to emails and or comments and concerns that I've been asked...

1. SugNSpice is still here :) She's been just as slamming busy as me. Not to say we didn't spend some quality time together *smirk*

2. I have permission from Red to tell all of you why she has not been in the spotlight lately. Red has been struggling with an addiction, and just recently graduated her second to last step. I have plans on seeing her when she returns next week. When I do, you all will of course get the run down. She says Hi and sends much love to you... And you too Jess.

3. I got a book deal people. No, I really did. They want the Don't Ask; Don't Tell story. What a shocker, eh? So funny that... Because now it has to be expanded and manipulated to accommodate a large novel instead of the smaller (more dainty) novella version. If it hits best seller, I want you all to come to the book signing....

4. I was warned by a couple of people about the danger of cheating on my husband after my last blog post. Then I realized that there are a lot of people that didn't know my husband and I have an open relationship... I will touch a bit on that in the near future. Let's remember that my husband and I don't keep secrets, we aren't deceptive... We don't sneak.
I have slept with other people, so has he... And the norm is that we're both sleeping with the same person at the same time (LOL). So, let's expound on this at a later date for the new readers of this blog... Shall we?

5. John is having a Valentines Day party. Hub and I are wondering if we should go.... It's a lingerie party, so I think I'll be wearing this... And your thoughts are?

So, I'm gonna go get some before my kids wake up... I call it my Sunday morning prayer session "oh God, oh God yes.. oh Jesus that's it right there... oh God..."