Crazy Eights (HNT)

So before I could even take a deep breath and a shower I'm tagged again by Sugarpunk!
I like to think it was a DP kind of deal but Sassinak had tagged me a while back so really she was there first.
Sug get's sloppy seconds... but I swear I'm worth it ;)

As a victim of tag the rules stated that i list the gender of said partner and list 8 different points of the perfect partner... Though I think this is a bit flawed since mainly I believe men are highly compartmental and cannot provide perfection... but instead, perfect situations.

I can't even imagine trying to encompass what a perfect guy could be *shaking head*
That enigma is beyond comprehension even to imagine with the most open of minds.

I'm not knocking you guys... I'm just saying that well, ya'll have qwerks and it freaks me out how well you hide them. As I've stated before I love all men no matter what, and I accept you for who you are. Basically said, most times I find your qwerks endearing and annoying... which goes without saying.
C'mon admit it.. each and everyone of you has something 'not perfect'.
LOL. NO?

ahh, denial.
It's not just a river in egypt.

K, and now for my crazy 8 perfect man challenge from Sugarpunk :)

Gender: Male mostly, but can apply to both

1: He needs to laugh a lot (with me and sometimes at me)

2: A warm true smile

3: Know the difference between casual sex, making love and fucking
(there's a time and a place for each one... I would be overstepping my boundaries to ask him to know which one at which times.. so we'll just leave it at knowing their differences).

4: Put his hand in the small of my back when we're walking together.

5: Be honest from the beginning (even about the stupid shit)... if that dress looked like shit at the store? Just tell me and let me pout instead of letting me wear it out and hear from my best friend that it looks like shit and you prolly lied to save my feelings.

6: He would never mind the little things.

7: If I cried he would hold me and not question.

8: The perfect man would not be better than me, or less than me; he would be my exact equal.

8 tagged people: ... Blondie, Sass, Snavvlyn, Madame, Tequila Girl, Buttah, Murphy, Johannes

K. Now a couple of random thoughts:

-- How shitty is it that my favorite AC/DC song is now a Nike commercial? I mean, it gets right to the best part of the song and then ends abruptly like that?!?!? TEASE!!!

-- Ummm... one more day and I'm Vegas bound... and that shit rocks.

-- I'm really having difficulty trying to find PJ's to wear to this weekend because I don't own any.. so the sleeping arrangements may get dicey. BATHTUB!

-- Kashmir by Led Zepplin tops my sex song list

-- Ryan Reynolds is still smokin' *scrolling back to yesterday*


Happy HNT people, Big Smooches to all of ya... sexy fuckers.



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