Q&A #1: Equation
Dear Everything Nice,
is it bad - if you were drunk and called your wife Emma, and that's not her name?
Sincerely,
Oops.
Dear Oops,
Well yeah, that is bad.
Unless I'm between her legs... and then it's alright.
Is your wife hot? Let me know... I can be there next weekend.
Warmest Regards,
Em
is it bad - if you were drunk and called your wife Emma, and that's not her name?
Sincerely,
Oops.
Dear Oops,
Well yeah, that is bad.
Unless I'm between her legs... and then it's alright.
Is your wife hot? Let me know... I can be there next weekend.
Warmest Regards,
Em
posted by Everything Nice at 9:12 AM
42 Comments:
yeah, go ahead... I don't mind. But I want a quarter everytime you say it.
so, it's a good thing then ...
wow, check out the jumper! I guess I wanted to be on top for once... hmmm.
a quarter ? shit... here is $10 then
Dear Emma,
I suppose that is better than calling her Emma while being sober. Thanks for your advice.
Oops.
Well sober works too... that is unless there's.... well no that's not good is it?
hmmm.
Really, if anyone's wife gets upset I've set up a hotline... sure sure it's automated but is should work for ya.
Basically it just reiterates that "Emma" is a safe word and that their hubs are actually into bondage....
hope it works.
K Thom, appreciate the $10 - I'm using it for the craps table this weekend.
VEGAS! HOLLA!
Em, Oops seems to have taken a shine to you. Maybe he could persuade his wife to join in.
Suze, do you think so? I mean, Emma sounds an awful lot like "I need a beer..."
I think there's just confusion :)
emma beer .... hmm it kinda does
SEEEE? Not my fault!
umm. WOW Good thought Blondie!!!
So, does that mean that any husband who calls their wife Emma drunk or not automatically qualifies for a threesome with me?
Jesus, I'll have to send out applications... and request resume's.
That could get messy Teri, good thing I have my admin assistant to help me :)
Really, I thought it was Foxy.
See, and that's just hawt as hell. So, if I get you one of those little "Hello My Name is" name tags for Vegas, can I write that on it?
Because we'd get HELLA free drinks... oh shit. My middle name backwards is Nna... like "nah".
I suppose you'd be the attention getter then... thats coo though
like a dove.
*jumping up and down*
oh oh oh oh! Really? Because I'm afraid I do moan... loud... yeah it's fairly bad.
My partners seem to like it... but I always go a little hoarse afterwards...
NOT HORSE, HOARSE!!!
Jay - coat throating... interesting. Or was that throat coating? shit, you're absolutely right! Next time Im not letting the money shots get wasted.
Blondie - You know. I know you're not bi, and I know you're not interested in me other than a friendship... BUT. If you ever want to moan... I can show you how... or, I can send an email to someone of your choice... either way..
If I can be of assitance in your moan department in any way... pls let me know. :)
Sure Jay Sure... Im just glad you didn't say
... and if you ever get horse, you can count me in on the coating...
disturbing visual of you and a horse...
Blondie - I make a good PA.. and TA... and well I was an SVP once to the RD. Until I got LO and then I had to go MIA... FYI.
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Thom. do that again without the mention of that really interesting Horse ridden area....
Wait Jay, it is disturbing isn't it?
I'm so not about the bestiality.. I leave that up to the sick people....
peanut butter Jay? ;0
Aww, and old fashioned kind of guy Murphy?
See.. that's kinda sweet. Although wait, I just know that somewhere in there is a salad tossing conontation....
Great great.. now I'm on top of you... sheesh people are gonna talk.
Peanut butter?
WOW! Double teamed even...
Nice, you must've gotten the bonus prize... it was the throat yogurt comment.
TAKE TWO (click!)
em, you ain't in (please insert a town name where bestiality runs rampant here), right?
BTW, my DNA wants your T & A ASAP
and now for a good laugh - my middle name backwards is 'derfliw' ... i'm not sure which one is funnier, the name itself or the name backwards ...
BETTER! Yeah I felt sorry for that wife of that (insert corporate name of big airplane manufacturer here) engineer...
Must suck to die from impalement... seriously, bust your ass wide open.
What was that guy thinking? DUDE?
Actually Thom when I hung upside down and sideways to read that I thought both were pretty funny.
My T&A are being reserved at this moment in time... I'm sorry... Yeah, I'm trying to institute some celibacy.
Okay, so you didn't believe the celibacy shit... that's okay.
I'm a really bad liar.
*looks at his yogurt, and throws it away...*
yuck
Ummmm... my middle name is 'eel' backwards...
Damn! I totally forgot everything that I was gonna say!
Em? You can have my celibacy if you want it. Really... I don't want it.
This about the cutest post I've read all day. LOL.
Thom - Yeah, I noticed the expiration date was well.. yeah.
TG! K, gimme your celibacy and I'll give you a slice of my spicy-ness... No wait, Im not sharing her... I'll give you a piece of my err.
*giggle* I'll give you a piece of me :)
Jax - I know it! All the best things come in small packages... unless we're talking about well, you know..
hehe! ummm... EM! If you give me a piece of you does that ruin your celibacy... or does that only count with guys? *still learning*
well, TG... I'm not sure and honestly if you're willing to take any piece of me at all, I'll round file my celibacy all together.
I have Vicoprophen...
uh-oh..
Awww! That's so sweet! I can't believe that you'd do that for me!
Here, take one and then have a shot of whiskey... kills the liver and the migraine.
big smooch on forehead!
Darn! No drugs here! You should go with the shot! Works every time!
Just don't do too many. You might wake up sick!
still recovering ....
LOL I could so see it happening to me!
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LMAO - I love you Em.... I always live vicariously through (some and even recreate) your posts! ;)
oxox
gawd i miss booze
who knew a week without something i don't give a shit about would suck so much?
Hey wait! Isn't that a line from that
On Humpback Mountain film?
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