Getting down to brass tackle boxes.
Today sucked ass. It was Monday, people were grouchy... admittantly I am no exception.
Dunno what was in the air (or water) but I have become increasingly sensitive to this blog and have really been itching to hit that 'delete' button. Honestly, its for no specific reason, but instead a bunch of them. I find it a struggle sometimes to put things into words, or even the correct words... then I write and delete. Write and delete... write and delete.
I don't do this normally... thoughts just kinda flow and all.
I really have no desire to delete this though... and no matter how much I try to convince myself I'm done, I'm not... and to say that I am would be not only lying to me, but to everybody else.
I am a lot of things, but I'm not a liar. That being said...
All in all I'm really okay, just have a need to step away for awhile and re-capture my essence... I have way too much to do and too little time to do it and though I love this blog and all of you that read everyday... I have to take a book off of my proverbial bookshelf. This is a big book....
May has always been a high-stress month, don't know why it has to be... since it's full of celebration and good things. Ahead of me I have an awesome fishing trip to tackle this weekend, a HUGE seminar next weekend... and an impending trip in the near future I'm really looking forward to. That's right fucker smile, I said I was looking forward to it.
So why stress? There's no need!! Right? Right.
In the meantime, I'll be kicking around... bothering you most likely...
And with that... I hereby declare myself 'hiatused.'
Dunno what was in the air (or water) but I have become increasingly sensitive to this blog and have really been itching to hit that 'delete' button. Honestly, its for no specific reason, but instead a bunch of them. I find it a struggle sometimes to put things into words, or even the correct words... then I write and delete. Write and delete... write and delete.
I don't do this normally... thoughts just kinda flow and all.
I really have no desire to delete this though... and no matter how much I try to convince myself I'm done, I'm not... and to say that I am would be not only lying to me, but to everybody else.
I am a lot of things, but I'm not a liar. That being said...
All in all I'm really okay, just have a need to step away for awhile and re-capture my essence... I have way too much to do and too little time to do it and though I love this blog and all of you that read everyday... I have to take a book off of my proverbial bookshelf. This is a big book....
May has always been a high-stress month, don't know why it has to be... since it's full of celebration and good things. Ahead of me I have an awesome fishing trip to tackle this weekend, a HUGE seminar next weekend... and an impending trip in the near future I'm really looking forward to. That's right fucker smile, I said I was looking forward to it.
So why stress? There's no need!! Right? Right.
In the meantime, I'll be kicking around... bothering you most likely...
And with that... I hereby declare myself 'hiatused.'
185 Comments:
miss you.
i miss you too.
Yeah, my head feels like a gigantic cotton ball filled with formaldehyde... Seriously, it's time for a little R & R I think.
unless somebody throws me one of them nuggets of wisdom that makes me want to blog again... which, with my track record could be any minute..
No really, I just need some rest... I think the 4 hours I've been getting isn't enough :)
You should see my task list though!! Holy hell! And I've got that funeral to go to this week too... *sigh*
busy bee, busy busy....
Im not ready to say good bye!!
I'll miss ya Em...and I send ya emails now and again :)
And they fuck a lot too Sug.
Hunee - I love your emails, keep em comin'!
K, Im leaving early to play with my kids. Have a good evening, a good week.. and I'll catch up with you on the flip side.
BIG HUGGS!!!
*hugs* i'll put you on hiatus if this place stays quiet for a whole week
k?? k :)
Well, I certainly understand. We all need a break once in awhile. I'll wait patiently for your return!
But you have to come back to celebrate the 1st anniversary of HNT next week!
Jesus, how in the hell can I stay quiet for a week, is that possible?!?!?
Os - count me in buddy, I'll be there with bells on :)
Em...do you mean balls on your head...like resting on the top cuz that is HOT!
OMG!
I totally thought you said with BALLS on not BELLS...I need a vacation!
You know, that would be totally hot.
GOOD IDEA!!!
I like balls better... wonder what balls resting on my forehead would look like for HNT?
Who care?!?!
I just wanna see them!
I think i have balls around here somewhere... lemme look!!
*looking over shoulder*
yep, balls behind me... QUICK ill pull the pants you take the picture!!!
*muffled*
Too late!
They're in my mouth!
LMAO right on it's about time the hub had a plaything!!!
jesus i hope he shaved for you, could be embarrassing!!!
*checking* yup.
Hate HATE cactus balls!!
They make my nose tickley!
and it's like sand paper on your tongue... like having a fucking facial with a high speed sander when you nuzzle them.
Riiiight?!?!
Nuzzle Balls...sounds like an old time ganster, doesn't it?
LMAO totally does!!!!
Wait, you nuzzle balls...right?
Nuzzle,lick, suck, nibble whatever...I enjoy balls.
balls balls balls... I like balls.
Balls, balls, balls...they're what's for dinner!
LMAO!! The other white meat!!!
got balls?
Wait don't answer that!
Of course you do!
Yeah, the question is... do you got balls?
Metephorically?
Most times.
Right now I'd like a set to nuzzle.
Alright, well after assessing the shave job I've determined that my husbands balls are like two giant pillows right now... you take the right, ill take the left...
and we can make out.
dunno whats up with that... I mean, they're always kinda big... must be hard to walk with that sometimes....
May I ask a personal question?
How big is his dick?
I mean is it in proportion with his rather large balls?
Lately I've run across guys with big dicks but small compact balls...just wondering if that's the norm or something in the water here.
LMAO! hehehe... Im sorry.. let me stop laughing at that comment... something somebody said to me about 'compact parking'...
I'll share.. "You have three parking spaces in your fly... one handicap parking and two compact spaces... you DO NOT park the access van in the compact spaces!!!"
hehehe...took me a while to figure that out...My brain's still fried from the Muppet Mooning picture!
Alright, alright... umm.. well lesse.. I'd say it's a good ratio.. His balls compliment his dick and vice-versa...
umm LOL!
Not so much like this :-
more like this 8-
umm wait see, that just didn't look right:
:--
8--
better!!!
Niiice!
Made my mouth water!
8-->
I like the head on the end...I like to run my tongue around it.
I wonder how many guys are lurking right now with their cocks in their hands...?
wow, what an outrageous thought. I wonder... say, if they're lurking maybe I could talk about how neat seeing that would be.
You think id have any takers?
I wanna declare tomorrow...SHOW ME YOUR DICK DAY...think anyone will?
Uh, ill show you mine if you show me yours...
not kidding.
Okay okay it's not mine but dammit it is by state law!!!
Don't be teasing me...don't go offering dicks you can't offer...or checks you can't cash...However that saying goes!
Madame... think about it.
Have I ever let you down before?
and does it matter that my pussy is in the shot?
*gape*
Matter?!
I was counting on it!
Oh good, thought that might be a deal breaker right there...
lessee *giggle*
Yikes you know, there's a whole lot more pussy in these pictures than dick... wtf!?!?! Never trust a guy doing you from behind with a camera...
Listen my little Pomegranate, I need to get some sleep!
I will catch you in the AM...sleep well!
Okay, your picture is totally sent... sweet dreams!
Hi Kandy :P
Err. and youll see it looks strikingly familiar to the one below.
Not that Im insinuating anything, because well I dont do that.
heh. but yeah, that muppet isnt me either... k anyway.. yes sweet dreams!!!
dayum
that sounds like more fun that the going to sleep i'm about to do...
"I don't ever want to make it stop
and it keeps repeating
will you please complete me
never be enough to fill me up"
I love reading everyone's sidebar-soundtracks
Most of the stress I deal with stems from anxiety of some kind. Often I find though the anxiety is unjustified, I still become a rediculous stress wad. Once at that point, its clear that I should stay away from the dope for a few days & try to sleep my balls off.
be well. :)
HH
EN ...I just found you ....but I understand your emotion ...enjoy your rest ...feel free to bother as you see fit ...
Spirit
Morning Emma......yes, teach me the tricks of black jack!!!!
Blogger eats doggie doo!
Blogger eats doggie doo!
but..BUT..BUT!!
blogland without emma isn't blogland!!
*inhales the snot dripping out her nose and wipes away her tears*
NOOO!!!
Sass- Sleeping? Sleeping is good!! I got 6 hours last night... it rocked for the attitude today... I feel like a million!!
Green - You have no idea how heavy that song hits right now dude, seriously there's a reason it's at the top of the list. Funny thing about my soundtrack is that normally there's a nugget of truth to one of the songs or the others, most easily found in the lyrics... it's my way of sneaking in hidden messages...
But, now that secrets out... HA!
Spirit - You gotta know Im gonna visit, and be back to blogging soon... no worries and thank you :)
Sug - Good Im glad cause I passed the fuck out last night... dead to the world even..
Kristen - *smiling* alright honey, I totally will.. how good are you at math, some people have a hard time adding to twenty.. not that i think you do, but damn you'd be surprised. Admittantly after 3-4 151's and coke I myself find it hard to add a 10 and a 5... but aint that always the way?
Madame - Yes it does, thanks for fixing it!!
You know Elle - I've beed sniffing snot too... finally just got tired of the sniffing and started blowing snot bubbles... No worries sexy Im still here... enjoying the kick back!
I suck at math but I can handle adding to twenty....not if we're adding 151's and coke to the equation....I can't promise anything
Hmmm... see I bet we'd be an awesome pair playing cribbage...
I always say 'knobs' for fun, even when it's not... and somebody throws a beer bottle at me...
fuckers better not do that this weekend.... last time it broke and glass fell down my shirt.
Anyway.. black jack is simple and fun no matter how you play it... I seriously need to get you on track if you're gonna be my pet at the highroller table... which, is a fucking great job for you.
*huggles* bubbles :)
*pinch on the ass* Sass :D
cribbage....bitches.
Oh the night is my world
pretty lights, painted girls
I'm tellin ya Whitey... it's all about the Jack!!
She's got the jack, jack, jack... I'm so looking forward to getting my crib on.. hope Im not too skunked to see the cards.
Madame... I KNOW THAT SONG.. jesus, who did that song.. hit me...
blackjack is easy for anyone not from kentucky or tennessee because we all know those people are a little slow.
burn!!!!!!!!!
LMAO hey fucker. Im trying to buy you some dangling truck balls here!!!
Shut up Scum.........and to think I laughed at you on Murphy's blog.
I'll be your pet Emma
i don't have a truck. i know that's hard to believe. at least i'm not from kentucky.
Laura Branigan!
Self Control!!!
petting is good, make it heavy and we have a deal.
while i'm being predjudice against other states, new york is pretty retarded as well.........
there's some dude that i saw regularly on my route home from work, he had a minivan, with those truck balls ... totally missed the point with those...
Scumbag... behave a little.... not much, just a little... or I'll spank your ass.
And I already know my state sucks balls so no need reminding me. We're just a bunch of liberal pot smoking hippies here... without good lakes.
HA.
Yeah, I just like to watch them dangle and sway back and forth Thom.... Oh, you were talking about a minivan!! Sorry!
<---- distracted.
LAURA BRANIGAN THAT'S RIGHT HOLY SHIT!! That song is hella deep in the 80's!! LEGWARMERS!!!
Is it true in Kansas they have the biggest Groundhog or Rat for people to come look at?
hey thom, i mentioned a side project to emma yesterday. you in or out?
i also hate arizona. too many mexicans and old people.
ok sugar ... my super secret email account is
sagonige_ayotli@yahoo.com
shhhh ... don't tell anyone
what's the side project ?
Lol Thom.....great secret
i can't tell you, i'd have to kill you. in or out?
it's not a groundhog, it's a ball of twine. no shit.
i'm in and out frequently ....
... distracted emma ?
AWESOME! See, am I feeling the love or what?!?!?
Should we discuss Oregon while we're at it? Oregon sucks big moose knuckles... and don't get me started on Kansas...
err.. I meant ummm...
Seriously though scum, is it true about the big rat to come look at?
I heard Oregonians love beavers though ...
a ball of twine?
Classy
i just said it's a ball of twine. rat? what kinda dumbfuck idea is that? sounds like something someone from west virginia would come up with. those people also fuck their sisters.
not as classy as those ridiculous ass hats people wear at the KENTUCKY derby.
Hush Scum.......
NEVER!!!!!
My mother was a beaver... and then a trojan... and well..
ha! Yeah distracted, this cup o' noodles is kicking my ass...
twine is hot, good for tying up dead hookers.
#1oo whoo hoo!
I had you pegged as a S Carolina Gamecock's fan ...
Good thing I'm not a dead hooker...
I'm allergic to twine ;)
Twine rocks the indents in the wrists and the rope burn is exceptional!!!
Im sorry you're allergic Sullen, I wont pack any. :(
Thom - jesus say gamecocks one more time...
I like to hear the cheerleaders yell
"Go Cocks"
here we go, gamecocks. here we go!
(zip zip)
here we go, gamecocks. here we go!
(zip zip)
LMAO Cocks rule. Always, no matter what the venue...
(loves it when hotties admit that Cocks rule)
There's a school in Kentucky...Morehead.....and so when they get the girls start cheering...half of them will yell
MORE........and then HEAD
So picture with me, hottie cheerleaders screaming for MORE HEAD
K, I admit that's a pretty picture!!!!
i have a friend, her last name is Head ... so her nickname amongst us friends was "Gives"
It's a great visual.....even better to watch
Swear to gawd...there's a guy by the name of Head in the next town over...first name...Richard...who the HELL does that to a kid?
I knew a man named Richard Hard...
I think I'd rather be
Dick Hard
than
Dick Head
but call me crazy!
My dad had a friend named Harry Clump
Let's get crunked!!!
balls
I had a client named Harry Sacks
I'm in
seriously, we need a huge party... soon like.
harry sacks! Awesome!!
can i come?
I had a client named Jacko Wong too, we see some funny shit at my job...last week I typed a divorce for a woman with 5 kids; all of them had the same initials and her daughter's first name (this is the worst) she named her Precious-Moments...poor kid
what's a party without a little scum to bring some beezos ??
*wink at cha Scum*
Yes of course you can come!!
You know, there's a kid in my kids daycare named Imunique.
errr.. .well no shit, you are now!!!
ahahaha
parents really need to think of these things ahead of time...peoples initials crack me up too, I get STD, PMS (work with her, which was funnier) KFC (work with her too) FAG...
for more info on ridiculous names, read this:
http://weddingparty05.blogspot.com/2005/08/these-parents-just-dont-care-anymore.html
Did someone say party?
ha lasteven....nice
K, thats fuckin hilarious!!! Good on ya Scumbag!!
it wasn't too blatantly racist was it?
well I am part mexi and it doesn't offend me...if that matters
I think it is a funny interpretation
what about all the f'ed up celebrities:
Apple
Suri
Denim
the list goes on and on!!
Racist!
bitch!
Cunta!
was that spanish?
no thats el cunto scum
so Scum who won that drinking contest..you or Ang?
no habla espanol... shit... i guess i do.
hehe you got it Sug!
HI ;D
puta.
So how big was it Ang? Was it a girl or a boy?
I knew it was some sort of animal...Prairie Dog
ANNA! Does this mean you love me still?!?!?
Okay, we have nothing big here but I do have a statue in my city of a guy kissing a fish!!
pretty hawt!
estupido, hijo de puta, maricon, puta, mierda, cojones, hijoputa, gilipollas, idiota,
haha I am not far from the border myself...
largest pecan?? WTF IS it real? How big is the thing? Will it go bad?
men like fish, even the ones that don't admit it ;)
oh I forgot my fav; Concha de tu madre (motherfucker) or (fuck) pinchi or joder I think?
He looks like the Gortons Fisherman actually... is that hot?
I didn't think so!
Sug it says it is a concrete replica...
oh a real mean one pendejo
Em you will like this one; come mi verga (I think it means like suck my dick or eat my dick)
o da ley....ahahahah
wasss happppenin?
well some fishermen are hot but I think not so much with the peg leg umless we are talking tripod here...then we can talk
I heart you Sug
I rock the freeze dried nutrition!!!
Sug I think I want a coyboy for a bit, you know to save the horse. I'm all for animal preservation
HOLY SHIT all this time I didn't know <3 was a heart!!
Hi, I'm Emma and I'm a total lame ass...
I'll miss reading you... but like you said you can't keep silent for long. :)
I know how you feel! All I've been doing is packing and more packing. Not only do I not feel like writing, I'm also all out of material. Unless you wanna here about how I packed my closet and the one about how I packed the stuff under my bed it a good one... really...
Love ya!
Actually TG, I'd love to hear that... I have no clue how to pack shit under my bed 'neatly'..
Sounds stupid, but true... Im afraid to look under my bed!!!
Em thats not lame, want a hug?
It was horrible Em! My dog & cat get under there and sleep. I kept putting things under there to keep them out and they still managed. So not only did I have a ton of shit under there it was all hairy. Gross! I threw most of it away. The end.
If you don't have to... DON'T LOOK!
Hey Sug! What happened to your blog!
I'm closing on the house May 22nd. It all looks good so far. Everyone keep their fingers crossed for me. The packing sucks! I haven't been able to go out in like two weeks. Not even just to visit. I'm counting down the days so I can go party!!! (and not live with the ex any more) Hehehe!
How do you say brother in spanish?!?!?
el brother
hermano
haha jinx!
sister is easy just swap the o for an a; hermana
why I said jinx first? :)
See you guys rock.
TG - my dog and cat sleep under my bed too!!! The hairballs ROCK!!!
Congrats on the closing of your house, where will you travel to now?
to answer your question huneeb, i won the drinking contest. photographic evidence is available in our october archives.
too much work to search (sorry)...got a link for me?
too much work. just take my word for it.
*rocking back and forth*
I'm moving to the next town over... I got an apartment. It's got some pools, playgrounds, a hiking trail, and a boat dock. Did I say it was on the lake. Yeah, good stuff. I hope the apartment thing will be ok. I've never lived in an apartment. We'll see.
play what Sug?
It's okay Scum looks like we are both lazy bastards
So Emma did Dr K hang out in the bathroom for your party...just wondering
LMAO... TG, just remember how much closer you are to your neighbors and you should be fine!!!
Hunee - No, he did the toast!!!
haha you should get him a little lue statue :)
Emm feel like sharing?
Well.. I cant.. because if I did that then the post about the party would be uninteresting... right?
Dr K did a great toast, I wonder if I asked him for a copy of what he said if he would remember.
i doubt it.
no sharing pics..no writing necessary
You rock pearl... we all rock right now... dude who spiked your cottage cheese?
K, no talking about it until I post it... Im not sure I could remember it either.
firstly? oregon rocks. lots of weed and no sales tax and some of the most beautiful country side ever
second? party party party!
third? tg apartments rocks because someone ELSE mows the lawn :)
I can definitely understand needing a break. We all do at one point or another. I be looking forward to your return
Thanks Slider... I will be sure to impress upon my return... :D
And sass... WERD dude... WERD to OREGON AND THE WEED GROWING!!! Holy mecca of marijuana batman.. jesus its like every other house.
sigh.
other things oregon has going for it is the assisted suicide law, which though controversial proves that hey, if you're high enough... everybody can get along.
for real though.
Now if the rest of some of these states can concentrate more on the citizens and less about the bottom line... well....
well itd be neat.
yo!
werd of the day;
Banal >adjective ordinary, predicable, trite
My job is banal, it exhauts the life out of me.
Emma, enjoy your hiatus sweetie! You deserve some r&r. And thanks for your post on your perspective on your 32 years..I can relate to so much of that, and I needed that tonight!
Hugs~
andi
emmalicious: exactly. hence my shock when i saw oregon dissage several thousand comments ago...
:)
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
Awesome, I have a fortune cookie...
I know it Sass, but I figured since scum was slamming every other state... I may as well...
But i have alllll the love for Oregon, more so than any other state in the union.
Oregon is by far one of the most beautiful and secretive places in the country.... I sooo wanna live there.
I have found some life altering places to sit in Oregon that are unmatched by any place else.
QUICK SOMEBODY STICK A FINGER IN MY ASS!!
so demanding...........
I just think it's fun to shout demands like that in an empty room... so quiet in here!
SEE, thats awesome.... I would so feed you fucker....
my tits, your face... lets go.
HI PEARL! I was just thinking of popping up the party breakdown for HNT...
but that would be breaking my hiatus rule.
I mean like posting!!! Slamming the party story up here...
but then I wouldnt be actively on hiatus... id be kinda hiatusing but not and really its very confusing...
wait, that doesn't make sense either. Jesus... so much for crisp clean thoughts. Im thinking about ass fingering and PM sucking on my tits!
pearl, show me your tits!!!
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