Must've been all that LDS

Alright. I found it fuckers!!

That's right, my good ol' high school cassette tape collection!!! Jesus lot's of memories in this huge box of cassette tapes... approx 200 to be exact, some mixed up all full of pop songs from Color Me Badd to Public Enemy to 2nd II None to Depeche Mode and the Cure... Interesting mix.

I think what interests me the most when looking back on these is how strange and ecclectic my music tastes were... honestly.. just bizarre.

Anyway, I promised White Devil and Scumbag of the Wedding Party a song.

A particular song that chanted the uhh, special word...

I think this would be a great way to do a TMI Tuesday and maybe cross over into a WTF Wednesday.


(Kuntz by Butthole Surfers Album: Locust Abortion Technician)

TMI? For TMI Tuesday?!?! Sure.

This song was feared when we would drop acid in High School.
I swear we would avoid the whole album like the plague once that paper hit our tongues!!

But alas, one time while tripping it just so happened the wrong cassette got into the player and well... Let's just say that it lead to me eating grass somewhere in the heart of a local municipality... and walking backwards for three blocks... past my dad parked at a 'job'.

I think I spoke Tiawanese to him about Enchiladas, and then my friend asked him if she could wear his belt... My other friend tried to play it off, but she failed when she had to formulate a sentence... and from there I remember nothing but how much orange juice I drank and hid behind my sunglasses... In December.

Dad must've known, he requested the three of us get a ride back home...turned on Aqualung by Jethro Tull as loud as he could, and barrel-assed us back to my house on the ride of our lives. All I can remember is my dad chanting... "Snot is running down his nose... DUH DA DUH"

After he was gone and we were home safely, my friends and I hopped in the bathtub... filled with Kool Aid packets... and water, and sugar... Blue Raspberry has never been the same.

we were thirsty.