4.23.2006

The sweet sounds of your reel clicking

(If you don't want to read about fishing, click next blog... seriously.)

The weather here rocked this weekend.

I can't believe how friggin' lovely it was... It's as if the universe looked down upon me, throwing the bait box in the back of the truck and placing my rod lovingly in the back and said

"Yeah Emma, we see you, and we want you to have a great fuckin' time... Here, have some sun."

Ahhh. See, I love this place in the summer. Green, Green, blue blue... until you cross over to the 'mid' of the state and find the desert and plains.
Just something overwhelming and holy about it at 5:30 in the morning and you're doing 85mph, trying to make up time because you took too long to get beer. and the boat leaves at 7:15.

Bullet points? Sure.

FISH COUNT - J caught 7, I caught 4, Chan caught well-- none, and Zanie hooked 2 (only brought one to the boat). I think the biggest I scored was about 16inches, not bad for the first day out and second fish hooked!

TACKLE REPORT - I was understocked and kicking my own ass. I swear, I'm sooo jealous of J's tackle box... she's got like 20 of everything imaginable... in every fucking color. "If they're not biting the brown, let's do the blue with the purple fleck."

E: "Right, but what about the red, red looks good."

J: "Nah, save the red for sundown, the blue is perfect for mid morning."

Z: "Can I change up to a Senko?"

J: "Em, change her up and I'll re-set your line with one of them blue ones."

So I change Zanies set-up while J places my new Senko.
2 mins after cast...

*sigh*

FISH ON!

E: "K, that was fucking tight... Chan hand me my tackle box for another blue..."

C: "Okay (opening my box for me) You don't have blue, you have green, and what the fuck is this thing with the hooks an shit?"

E: "Rappala, k no blue's in there? Only green."

Z: "Somebody beer Em."

E: "J (opening beer), lemme use your blues... please?"

J: "Fuck that, there's 5 left and they're mine... I gave you a mercy fish and now you're good."

E: "If I remember correctly you're my wife and the law says..."

C: "Shit who put the jaeger in the bottom of the cooler?"

J: "You can have half my husband if ya want it... but not my Senkos."

Z: "I did it to keep it cold Chan, or you bitch about how it gets warm."

E: "I think the Senko's might be more valuable at this point actually..."

Z: "Jesus that's right, did anybody ever find out if we really got married that night?"

E: "Did we ever consumate that Zanie, I don't think we did..."

C: *eye roll* Subject change please, where's the chips?"

I never got to use the blue. I'm still pouting about it.
Which, is why she caught 7 and I caught 4. Because I had to use my green.... and I did have a couple red grubs that came in handy as the day got warmer.

BEER STATUS - 2 12 packs down. Long, interesting, and sobering ride back home. While the girls stopped for gas I popped into the convenience store for a Rockstar and ended up trying one of these instead.

I like it. It's coffee and coke basically.. which tastes strangely like a kahlua and coke.. which if slipped a little rum into would be a fucking great pep-me-up cocktail. Anyway, see this is the 'review' person in me... apologies.

I liked it so much I picked up 2 four packs today at the store. I'm a glutton, I had 3 today alone for the yardwork around the house and the bbq.

GEAR STATUS - For the most part, we kept our clothes on... It wasn't THAT warm yet. I think the best it got was tank tops and jeans, and that was for a good length of the trip. No good tanlines to report besides the ones on the backs of my shoulders. There was one moment in time though I thought things could get dicey, I mean it was kinda busy for it being April and we weren't exactly being considerate of our surroundings.

I bare-assed Chan, because she deserved it... I hope the 12 year old boy that was in the boat about 50 feet from us facing my ass end really appreciated that, because his parents didn't.

I have no shame.

lessee... fish check, tackle check, beer check, clothing check,... im not missing anything am I?

I know, pretty lame... but there's a story in here.. I just don't have the gusto to type it. Perhaps I'll save that for some time when I can actually feel my forearms.

K good. Happy Monday!!

149 Comments:

Blogger figleaf said...

Hey, as long as you're saving up stories for a rainy day, how 'bout spilling on your cool sidebar photo where you're kissing the bass (guitar, not fish.) I play guitar so (according to bass guitarists and drummers, anyway) I'm hopeless on the bass.

It sounds like you had a good day out anyway. Four's not bad for day one, and besides J cheated by not giving you one of her blues.

It was bell-ringing weather though, wasn't it? Woozie.

Caio, bella.

figleaf

10:26 PM, April 23, 2006  
Blogger sassinak said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nice day
nice day
nice day

i'm a bit envious but in a nice way

glad you got a reset babe.

12:01 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

Sounds like a wonderful day! I need to get the boat on the lake!!!

5:40 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

19 of dem crappie, 1 white bass. and that's just the ones big enough fer me and pbc to keep.

sunburn on back of neck and ears.

fish cleaned and in my freezer.

many a beezo drank.

HOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

6:17 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

*blank stare*
You had fun, right?

6:29 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger The Lady said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

6:48 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Morning everyone

7:05 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

Hmmmmm, fishing.

7:42 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Oolong T said...

It was hard for me to see the draw of fishing...until now :)

Glad you got some time to recoup, Sunshine!

8:07 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

blogger sux hairy moose balls!

8:09 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Blogger does suck........

8:22 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

DO you think blogger swallows??!?

hehehehehe

8:25 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I think blogger is a man so no

8:30 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

all bloggers say that ....

8:30 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Thom....eat me!
No really eat me!

8:32 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

got some mustard ?

8:32 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

what are you saying thom?
Hmmmm?
I'm not tasty enough for you?
You need condiments?

8:34 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

condommints ... it's a condom , its a mint.

new trojan with retsin!

8:35 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

When I bite into a Condommints I get the sensation

8:37 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

ARHGHHGH........seriously I'm going into withdrawls

8:45 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Sugar the only thing I know about fish is that it tastes really good with lemon butter

8:46 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I like fish.....grilled fish is good.

8:48 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i like making my salmon with brown sugar ... some dill ... butter, garlic...bbq the mofo ....mmmm

8:48 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

I'm a New Englander at heart...we like it all deep fried!

8:49 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Fig - Spill about the bass I'm kissing? huh? And yeah holy hell it was beautiful!

Sas - heh. Thanks. It was absolutely fab, only it reset my mind for all sorts of things, not just recreation.

Sug - Thanks! Yeah see, 4 is good considering it's just the first fishing trip of the season!

TG - When you get the boat on the lake, call me... please. I can be there.. happily.

Pearl - Kansas in June, Kansas in June... it's soooo appealing!

Scum - Yep see, My nose is sunburnt, my shoulders got some kick ass tan lines... and my right wrist is burnt... strangely.

Madame - I did have a good time, next time you go.

Kristen - Good morning, you go too.

Helskel - That reminded me of a soup commercial actually....

Murphy - God no, no bobbers... only my kids use bobbers. I'm a big girl and know how to feel when a fish nips my line for chrissake.

Blondie - Allure of fishing, it's really and experience to err experience. And you're going in August so buck up.

Thom - huh?

8:50 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

This is going to be a long day if we're going to talk about how we like our fish.

8:51 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

ok , i think blogger is a female, not male

she goes down frequently, and once a month is a total bitch!

8:51 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

we could beat the crap out of Thom!

8:52 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

HEY EMMA........so glad you're here!!!!!

SHHH THOM, not funny

8:52 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Hey Em...fishing SOUNDS fun but I think I'll pass...I'm not an outdoorsy girl

8:54 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger RobynB said...

I haven't been fishing in years

8:55 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I can do the outdoors, I just don't like to sleep there....so I can fish and play but I want to curl up in bed at the end of the day.....

8:56 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Frankly I don't want to have to work that hard to relax

8:57 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*sigh*

I would live outdoors anyday... in contrast to you lovelies, I'm an outside girl all the way.

Hate being couped up in the house honestly... In fact I despise the indoors sooo much I tackled my whole fucking yard yesterday just to stay outside....

8:58 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I'm split.......I love being outdoors but I just like my warm shower and bed at the end of the day.........

8:59 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

I like to visit the outdoors but If I can do it while wearing heels...I'm not having any fun!

9:03 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

what kinda fish you get emma?

9:03 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

CAN'T do it while wearing heels!

9:03 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I got 3 large mouth and 1 crappie...

Seriously madame, you'd look great in a pair of boat shoes though

Kristen - See, I bet you'd love RV camping...

9:05 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

NEVER EVER SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN!!!
Boat shoes *gag*
Sorry sexy but SOOO not me!

9:06 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i love tent camping, hiking, fishing and all that ... but how am i gonna blog out there ?

9:07 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I bet I would love the RV thing.......

Good point Thom

9:08 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

I camped every year with my family for over 25 years....I still wake up screaming in the night

9:09 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

See that's the fun.....being outside in the sun.....very few clothes because it's hot and crap, drinking the alcohol.......good times

9:12 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*eye roll*

But what about the sport of it?

Jesus is it really all about the no clothes wearing?

*sigh*

9:13 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Yeah KJ but I can do that at the beach, under an umbrella, with out any physical exertion.

9:13 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

shoulda used minnows.

9:13 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Sport is a four letter word with an extra letter.

9:14 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

such a girlie girl.

9:15 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

No, no........I like the sports, I'm just not good at fishing but I'll learn.....fishing shoes and all.

9:16 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Yes I am a girlie girl and proud of it!

You ladies go fishing...I'll be on shore under a tree reading Cosmo and drinking a Martini...I'll cook the fish when you get back...K?

9:18 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

you gonna clean 'em too madame?

9:19 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Yeah I'll clean them it's only fair

9:20 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

you don't even know how or what that entails do ya?

9:22 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

OK gotta class!
If blogger shows up kick his moose ball sucking ass for me!!!

9:22 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Scum...I've cleaned fish before...I grew up on a lake and I've actually fished before...I'm a girlie girl but I'm not stupid.

9:23 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I used to watch my grandfather clean fish after he took me fishing but that's been about 20 years.......

9:23 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, really fishing shoes?

Are there such things?

9:27 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

good girl.

9:27 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

my fishin' shoes are a pair of beat up nikes.

9:27 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Scum I clean a mean fish fucker... I got one of dem special filet knives in my ammo case just for an occasion. Only we threw our catch back... We'll wait til we camp ta eat em.

9:28 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

My fishing shoes are my Crocs.

9:28 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

Emma - Yeah, they are the tennis shoes i wear when i walk into a grocery store's fish section.

9:28 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Boat shoes

9:29 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

Kristen ... 69 !


Booyah!

9:30 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

holy fuck, i just thought of an idea for our summer conference. fish fry sunday! hoooo-eeeeee!!!

9:31 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

SEEE, and I told you fuckers to change up the schedule to include some fishin' time... but ya didn't!!

Sheesh!

9:32 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

we'd of had fishin' time somewhere in there, but we do it so often, it just doesn't seem like a special event type thing ya know?

9:34 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

wow, that was a big run-on sentence.

9:34 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Ummm.. but if I'm there it's a special event...no?

9:41 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

I'm an outdoors girl... I'm going backpacking in 2 weeks! Woohoo!

9:46 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

uh!
<---- jealous!

9:47 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

Don't be jealous! Come with me! :)

Be here May 5th... we're leaving after work. K?

It's on the river...

9:56 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i'm going in the mtns to the west of here ... three day two night hike through some 'rainbow' valley. and the last night at a nice hotel in a local town on the peninsula.

9:59 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Actually TG, can't come with you... May 5th is my b-day!!

Thom - Rainbow valley is beautiful!

10:00 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i prefer hiking in those mtn to the west , than the mtns to the east ... not sure why.

me and my wife like to go checking out the waterfalls. take a long drive and stop at all the touristy hikes to waterfalls, or just get lost and search for them on trails ...

10:03 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

OMG! Well, I will celebrate your birthday by drinking mucho Tequila. Fortunately for you I won't have phone service where I'm at so you won't have to worry about a drunk dial.

Thom - That sounds nice.

We are going to the Chattooga River. It's the spot where they filmed Deliverance.

10:06 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Deliverance... heh.

I can hear the banjos now.

Hey TG, you sure got sum perty lips.

*snicker*

10:09 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, you know, I fell in one of those little waterfalls once... I know, sounds stupid but I was told to drink the water (lil dehydrated after a long hike)... so I go to bend and take a sip when I lose my balance a little and Whoopsie!!!

Thank God for those little wooden cross bridges....

10:11 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i got licked by a deer while sleeping ... scared the shit outta me.

10:15 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

uh, bestiality much Thom?

We got our car broken into by a brown bear for the groceries inside.

And I love getting chipmunks intoxicated... ya ever done that?

10:19 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i fell asleep in my chair, with a bag of cheetos in my lap. luckily the deer licked my face instead of nuzzling in my lap!

no, never got chipmunks drunk - hehe chipdrunks ...

10:20 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LIAR! You put the bag there on purpose dude... and that's just sick. SICK.

Yeah, what you do is dip a piece of lunch meat beer.. any beer, hopefully one you're not drinking of course... then, you put it on the ground while they're doing their 'do-do-do-dooo' dance across camp.

They get it, eat it.. come back for more.. you do it again. Pretty soon ya got a stumbling falling over mess of a chipmunk.

10:22 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

But ya gotta babysit them after that or they'll run into your campfire...

10:23 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

hehe - yeah, i know what you mean ... sounds like getting my friends drunk ... i have to make sure they stay away from the fire too

however, when i'm drunk, i'm more fascinated by water ... last time, i thought i wanted to try walking on water with a railroad tie.

it didn't work

10:26 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

you have issues Thom... Rail road ties sink... umm.

I have issues with my friends husbands gun when I'm drunk. I shoot the bats at night.

WHAT?!?!? They're in the sky!!!

10:28 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

and where the hell did everyone go?

10:28 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i think the flaming chipdrunks scared them

10:29 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

Hehe! I'd sure like someone to make me squeal like a pig while I'm out there...Weeeeeeee! Weee!Weeeeeeee!

10:30 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I think blogger is working again!!!

10:32 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

Anyway...

drunk chipmunks... nope, I've never seen a chipmunk while camping

friends in the fire... happens every time

Me in the water... yep... I need to learn to bring extra shoes

10:33 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

you better not be lying to me kj! if my post doesn't go thru then clowny's paying you a special visit!

10:36 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

TG - you need to buy some crocs, they float... and they protect your feet from just about anything... plus they're comfy and washable, and polishable and I love them.

K, you know I laughed my ASS off when you said squeel like a pig!

Flaming Chipdrunks will be the name of our band Thom.

10:37 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

my drum kit will have chip on fire while dale swigs out of a bottle of JD. .. he's already got the drunk rednose.

10:39 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I liked chip better than dale.

Until 1993.

10:41 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i've always liked dale ...

10:41 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

They look like the shoes that they carry at my outdoor store... I'll have to run by there today and see.

I said squeal like a pig just for you sweetie! :)

10:49 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

See, now I'm so into hearing you do that TG!! LMAO... audioblog that... I'll laugh for days!

Sug - errr. can't say here :)

10:52 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i hate you.

11:02 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

1993 .. the year of the chipmunk ?

11:03 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Scumbag, you're cruel.

How far does it go until my crummy feelings are hurt?

Any body else wanna hurt my fucking feelings today? jesus!

11:14 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger sassinak said...

em: oh? do tell my love

11:24 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger sassinak said...

em: oh? do tell my love

11:24 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger sassinak said...

*grumble*
stoopid blogger

11:25 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i was just kiddin' with ya emma. i love you like a muthafucka!

11:39 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Emma I owe you an email but AOL is now fucking with me...I lust love Mondays!

11:42 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

Lust love... Yep I lust love a lotta things, madame!

; )

11:53 AM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Shite!
I am extra DITZY today!

12:02 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

...and I thought you had an awesome newly recreated poetic device...

oh well.

Lust love you anyway, you hot curve.

12:05 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger white_devil said...

interesting...saw the Black or whatever for sale here at work...its really coffee and crack...just what a techie needs.

12:07 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Wait, who is helskel talking to?

White Devil - I'm drinking one right now... It's just what a PA needs too.

Say, Im having trouble with my computer, could you get under my desk and make sure all the wires are connected properly in my CPU?

12:12 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

did you say they had blacks for sale whitey? jesus christ i thought slavery had been abolished long ago.........

12:15 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Oh Sug, no ass kicking I'm good...

Sass I think you saw that other comment on that other happy place in the blogverse because i replied to you and well, yeah that's the haps.

12:16 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Scumbag - we need some alone time.

12:17 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

I was messing with the Madame...

but forget I said that... I don't want to make you jealous, E.

12:19 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger sassinak said...

em: got it

*huggs* fyi

12:20 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

does that mean i'm in trouble?

12:22 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i think emma worries about me sometimes.

12:23 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Helskel - too late :( sheesh

Sass - :D it all makes sense sorta kinda doesn;t it? Not really?

*kinda like running head first into a brick wall and then wondering why your head hurts...

Scum - you wanna be in trouble?

12:25 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

12:26 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Then it's on fucker. No more pinning me and farting though... took me two days to recover from that.

12:28 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

EW

12:33 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

It was kinda sick Madame... glad you missed that.. it got messy even.

I think Shane eats tainted fish.

12:36 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

I love it when you talk like that.

12:38 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

OK that made me throw up a little

12:39 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

uck

12:39 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

alright... gonna try to reverse this trend in words:


flower, bending, sweet, stiff, heat, grateful panting

12:42 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger sassinak said...

em: i know exactly that feeling
to a t

got the t-shirt even

12:44 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

not tainted, just raw right there on the boat.

12:48 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Eat my raw fish fucker.

12:56 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

what's a raw fish fucker?
Some kind of tackle something or other?

12:59 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger figleaf said...

Emma: this bass.

Never gotten a chipmunk drunk. When I was a backcountry volunteer at Trapper Lake up near Cascade Pass there was a deer who used to stick her nose in my tent in the morning to see if I was going to get up and pee. (Deer in the Cascades are always starved for salt and when they're really desparate they'll sometimes rush you before you're even finished. Yikes! Flippin' perverts!) The chipmunks were cute but those fucking deer mice drove me out of my mind! FYI the trout in Trapper Lake are the size of salmon, and unbelievably tasty. And they stay that big and tasty because it's not even a mile from the trailhead but it can take four to six hours to get there on the unmarked trail over the cliff. (Madame wouldn't enjoy it much even though I'd have my hands all over her ass the whole way up and even though, after the first 100 feet you don't need clothes again till you get to the big patches of devil's club at the top.

1:00 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Yeah Figgy yer gums are flapping but I don't understand a word yer saying!

1:03 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

Lunch time!

1:11 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

C U people!
I'm off to work.

1:13 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

C U people!
I'm off to work.

1:14 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger figleaf said...

Hey, Emma wanted to talk about fishing. One fishing guide I Googled up says "Trapper Lake is a real challenge to get to. In distance is only 1 mile or so from Cottonwood campground, but it might seem like 5 or 6 by the time you arrive. Cutthroat over 20 inches are occasionally caught at Trapper."

Me? I think if you can get there it's also a great place to run nekkid. Only maybe ten people a year go there.

1:14 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

It's nice when people talk to me in my comments section.

it happens so rarely these days I have no idea why I keep it here.

1:18 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

emma, i wish you weren't so fucking vulgar. everytime i fuckin' say somethin' to you, you start asking me to pound away at your cunt or something........

1:25 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

emma, what's for lunch ?

1:30 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

No really its' okay.. don't talk to me out of pity..

I'l lbe good.

1:36 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

ok, i'll never talk to you again. i'm taking your number outta my phone and everything. have a nice life. it's been real.

1:41 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Great, now I have to delete this blog... scumbag's not talking to me anymore.

Hi owen!

1:44 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

*wonders if he still possesses that curse of invisibility*






*and if so, i think i'll peek down emma's shirt*

1:53 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger figleaf said...

Sorry I haven't been talking to you Emma. Would it be distracting if I stood behind you and held your breasts while you reeled in a fish? (It would distract me!)

2:07 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

yup , it still works!

2:08 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

fuck.

2:56 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Editor Shawn said...

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2:57 PM, April 24, 2006  
Blogger Oolong T said...

Want some chocolate? Ghiradelli's...?

3:49 PM, April 24, 2006  

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