Packing and Packing

I know I was supposed to take a break from blogging, but this mornings antics were down right hilarious and I couldn't resist. Besides, yesterdays post was depressing and I'm not going out like that. SO....

One pack of smokes - check
One copy of The Sex Herald's lastest issue - check
Two pairs of fancy shmancy panties - check
One pair of jeans - check
black cotton shirt - check
garter - check
stockings - check
strappy shoes - check
camera - check
little black dress - check
toothbrush - check
curling iron - check
vibrator (going for DP here folks)- check, double check
lube - check
make-up - check

*kidney check* - check

"honey do you think we'll do anything but drink and fuck each other senseless?"
"we may actually make it to dinner..."
"Oh, thats right... Alright I packed the lube.."
"good, oh and don't forget the wine tasting."
"AH yes, the wine tasting, can't forget... that will be fun indeed."
"Besides that though, no I'm sure there's nothing else we'll be doing."
"good good, so no need to bring anything else besides what I've packed then."

"You may want to consider bringing the video camera"
*blank stare at husband* "For?"

"Jesus as if you had to ask."
"right, no close up shots of my asshole though..."
"It's our anniversary, anything goes."

"Ok, but if you get a close up shot of my asshole I get a close up shot of yours."
"Your asshole is prettier than mine though."
"Hmm, no I think both our assholes are pretty... And can pretty actually be a word to describe and asshole really?... I think not."

*cue husband dropping pants and bending over in front of mirrored closet doors*
*cue me doing the same*

Great moment in time where we're both in front of the mirrors admiring each others assholes. Jesus we're fucking weird. "Okay, you may be right, my asshole IS prettier... good call."

"Sooo wine tasting, dinner, sex, bath, sex, wine, camera, sex, wine...."
"Yep, that sums it up. Now quick, start it off right and blow me before the little guy wakes up."
"Oh, okay..."

Should be a great weekend, no?
Much love to all, and have a great Easter weekend.