4.05.2006

Wet HNT

I dive into the blasting stream of water, trying desperately to adjust the temperature so my skin doesn’t melt. I shave my legs and take inventory of everything else to assure a pleasant experience should anything happen. I sigh, deeply and inwardly hoping it would. I run my hands over my body and critique myself, I suppose I’m good… yeah, everything’s cool.

As my fingers reach my pubic hair, I hesitate for a moment. Knowing that with these thoughts of him careening rampant through my head, and the sweet dream I had last night; if I touch myself I am sure to have one great orgasm. But, should I? It could desensitize myself for the rest of the day… *devils advocate*

I give in and reach down between my legs with both hands. Gently and slowly I run my fingers up and down, spreading my lips apart slightly to feel the hot water dribble down my slit. I decide to prop one leg up on the ledge to accommodate penetration, and lean to the other side of the shower to ensure my balance… the water cascades over my head and down my shoulders, parting at my breasts except for a small stream that trickled slightly over my hardened nipple.

One hand plays and tugs my clit as the other moves down, traveling through my labia and into my pussy. I tilt my head back, opening my mouth to catch the water inside, and then letting it well a bit before it spills out and down my chin. The finger that teases my clit circles faster and excitedly, while the other digs deep into my hot hole. The scenario’s I project in my head of us together amplify, and the fantasies become realities in my lustful soul… I am needy, I am wanting. I am abundant.

I shut my eyes tightly and let out a moan as I pump myself deeper and deeper with every re-entry. My other hand moves slowly from my swollen mound and up my stomach. Arriving at my tight nipple, still being teased by the shower water. I pinch a bit and then subside, just circling the tip of my finger around the areola. I feel a gush of warmth on my working hand and release an intense orgasm. I throb with pleasure and fulfillment.

But then, I stand there a bit in the hot water still barreling into my skin with the force of a monsoon. I am noticing the weakness of my knees, and the flush of my face. I inhale the steam deeply and commence to shut off my shower.

I sigh deeply as I twist the knobs to 'off', and grab my fluffy towel.

****

I love morning showers. Morning showers are the best, second only to evening candle light showers and playful after sex showers.
BUT.

The towel off afterwards is even better.

HNT_1

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207 Comments:

Blogger sassinak said...

oh i love this pic... so soft and sweet and sexy as hell.

little miss naughty but nice!

liked the post too :)

9:55 PM, April 05, 2006  
Blogger figleaf said...

Dang it all! I hate it when people are so good lookin' the camera flares out all the details just to protect everyone's eyes. (New fangled technology? @#$%~!% I say.)

figleaf

10:05 PM, April 05, 2006  
Blogger HuneeB said...

Sass it all on it with the first comment! What a champ!

Hey Em I glance at yesterdays blog and I am a little sad that you talked about BDSM without me. :(

Oh and remember the convo we had about said place I used to live that is semi-close to you? Well I got a call from a guy I knew there he was with my brother!! WTF seriously! (it's been 8 years since i've seen said boy) Well we talked for like two hours which consisted mostly of him convincing me I need to buy a plane ticket sooner and date him! It was cute, but I just may stay a bit longer up there when I go on my trip, we'll see. I also talked to the bro and once again got begged to move up there and have free rent! (around the first that sounds better every time!)

Not really sure why you care to know all that but hey thought I'd share cause sharing is caring :)

PS your bed looks all cozy mind if I jump in?

11:10 PM, April 05, 2006  
Blogger Romantic Perv said...

What a beautiful contrast. For those who dont know better looking at this picture would see a beautiful innocent and shy woman. For those of us that have followed your blog for a while just know how wrong that is.

1:53 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

STICK A FORK IN ME 'CUZ I'M DONE!

Beautiful and fucking hot.

Well, I know what I'll be doing in my morning shower...:D

4:02 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Wow, What a way to start my morning.......fabulous pic, Sexy!!!

4:44 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger browser58 said...

Whoa, I have to remember to be careful about reading your blog at work. Now I have a long tough day ahead of me.

5:19 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Oh my girl - the whole post is amazing. As always, such a beautiful, beautiful photo :) Perfect addition to breakfast this morning :)

And the writing... *sigh*

You sure you weren't in the shower with me this morning? It appears that we were in the same place ;)

*MWAH

5:24 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

After that post you realize I must have you. Somehow, someday, I must have you.

Now I have to spend the next 5 minutes thinking unsexy thoughts just so I can make it to the coffee...

Happy HNT you sexy, doable you!

6:17 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger RobynB said...

Beautiful Em, as always

6:22 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Or paralyzed from the neck down...right Chris.

*eye roll*

6:40 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

LOL at Madame

6:42 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Jody said...

god your hot

7:12 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i love your morning showers too now!

holy fucknuts!

*untucks shirt again*

7:35 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Thom since you're taking your shirt off.....can I wear it?

7:39 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

hehehe

7:54 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sass - Thank you! I like the naughty but nice, one kinda compliments the other extreme.

Fig - Actually it was a filter :) The original is pretty tell-all.

HunneB- Awesome! Yes, come here! Jump in my bed!!! And yeah, honey... I did need to know that. That way I can prepare (tee hee).

Romantic Perv - LMAO! I know huh? Can't get anything past you guys I guess.

Madame - There are other things I would rather stick in you.

Kristen - THANKS! Big kisses on your breasts! AWWWWWWWWW!

Browser - Welcome! Oh yeah, and uhh don't check my blog at work... this picture is actually rather tame.

Sullen - If you were in the shower with me this morning, then It would be all tongue baby. NICE VISUAL!

Dan - Take. me. come on.

Mag - Thanks! You most likely expend your ammo on Thursdays, no?

Lucie & RobynB - Thank you sweeties, oh and Merci :)

I have nothing to say to Chris... but tell Scumbag he's due.

Murphy - Umm. NO. How the hell does a little thing like me hog all the water? Even if I stood in front of you, you'd still get a good 80%!?!?!
Always gotta have SOMETHING to bitch about.
Oh, and paint color? Yeah thanks... I'm sure it looks familiar to ya.

J - *blush* UM NO! You are!

Thom - Thanks, fluff my towel little boy....

8:04 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Happy HNT my luva luva.... and YES you fucker...

The towel was god damn HOT! Next time I pull the towel and you stand naked.

THANKS FOR THAT VISUAL BLONDIE JESUS!

8:05 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

jesus was blonde ?

8:12 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Thom - I saw Blondie in a towel.

After something as beautiful and life changing as that... who the fuck cares what color jesus's hair was?

8:13 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

DO IT! Wear it to work. I promise you'll get a raise from your boss.

MUHWAHAHAHAHA!

RAISE!?!?! From your BOSS?!?!?

8:17 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

*fluffs more towels for emma

8:24 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

oh yeah - i'm right clicking this one too!

8:25 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Umm. wear the towel for me Blondie.

Be the towel
Own the towel.

K, Vegas in September.

You
ME
SMIRKS
towels.

I'm dead serious, I wanna book it.

Thom - That soooooo figures.

8:28 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

Btw - I re-read the story - that is some seriously good writing! wow!

8:37 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Ummm NO. It's never too early to book that shit.

Seirously, I could get an outrageous deal booking this soon... where should we stay this time?

8:37 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Yeah! You're just kidding! I cant go to the Wynn... they have flyers up all over with my picture.

Ceasar's Awesome! SHOPPING!

Dude, seriously, this plan rocks...

8:41 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Vegas?

9:12 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Yes Vegas abso-fucking-lutely.

Lemme know what weekend works Blondie so I can book this shit.

Kristen you cumming?

9:14 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

uh oh - i'm fighting the urge to write more smut ...

9:14 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

uh-oh - I'm fighting the urge to send naughty em over to Thom's box.

9:19 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I've never been to Vegas.......

God, I'm sheltered

9:20 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Then you're due Kristen... you'll have to go shopping while you're there though...

9:21 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

OoOOoO
I wanna go to Vegas
I wanna go to Vegas

HoHo anyone?

9:22 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Yes please to HoHo

Emma.......I can shop

9:25 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'd love a HOHO. Could you imagine all us sexy bitches in Vegas at the same time?

Holy fuck it would be dangerous.

9:25 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*PERK*

Maybe we could just do October then?

9:27 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

This could be a possibilty.....not the 18th-20th though, kids b-days and all

9:27 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

WHo's October and why are we doing her?

9:28 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Vegas, vegas in October. Blondie and I are thinking Vegas....

9:31 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Okay September. Can't do July or August because that's fishing season.

June is out because, well.. it is.

May is out because it's everybody's fucking birthday and I'm strapped for cash because I seem to spoil people.

WHICH REMINDS ME... somebody else has a b-day coming up, don't they blondie?

9:34 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

ap ghpvjkfdghaeo; ga! fuck!!!!!!

9:34 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

beezo?

9:34 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Morning Scumbag you sexy bitch.

9:35 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Hey Scum!

Peeps iffin ya want me to cum ya gotta give me plenty of time...It's gonna take a hell of a lot of blow jobs to pay for Vegas.

LOL

9:36 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Yeah, I'm with Madame.....I need major notice.....

Have to go work a pole for that trip

9:38 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Happy early birthday Blondie :)

9:40 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Jesus my gift will never be there on time. Will you think I'm an ass if it's late?

K, early september... hmmmm. Jesus can't do Labor day, that's Plum point.

k, errr

somebody throw any date but labor day... I can't do that.

9:41 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Weekend of the 8th?

9:43 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

*eating HoHo's*
I'm free

9:46 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i'm going in to vegas (i'm a vegas virgin) in late sept...

9:46 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, mid sept.

That's good, because then i wont miss Plum Point.

Good, I hate being the ass, I'd rather play with em.

9:48 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I'm a Virgin too Thom!!!

9:48 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

So what's the date?

9:48 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'm not a virgin. And god damnit I'm proud of that shit too.

9:50 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Speakin' My Mind said...

That is one hot picture, and a great blog. Gotta find time to come back.

;)

9:51 AM, April 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH. MY. GOD. That is without a doubt the single hottest picute you have ever posted Em. Damn! One long long day before I can find some relief now. Thanks loads honey!

Biker

9:52 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Soooo when?

9:52 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I love being the cherry breaking instigator...

tee hee..

*checking calendar*

9:52 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Biker, that's the HOTTEST? Really? Thank you!

K. Yeah, that may work... thank GOD you didn't say 22nd, because it's a full moon and my tits will be kickin!

That and my sex-drive goes into hyper-active mode during that time.

9:54 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Wait....that's my special week!!!

9:54 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

I VOTE FOR THE 22ND!!!!!

9:56 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I mean I realize it's not an important issue.....but 8th or around is better

9:56 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I have a seminar on the 9th i cant miss....

9:56 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LMAO at Madame.

No really, can't miss the seminar, I'm actually speaking there.

9:57 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Let's just a pick a date and go with it.......22nd?

9:58 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

wow - i'm already booked for the 22nd ish !

9:58 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

It could be dangerous if I were there the 22nd, that's all I'm saying!!!

9:59 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I'm penciling it in........22nd

10:00 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

SOLD! The 22nd of September it is.

But as a disclaimer, I will not be held responsible for any groping, licking, kissing, fucking, or sucking that can and will happen.

10:01 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

I got life...I'm free everyweekend!

10:01 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Sorry that should say I've got NO life...it's the HoHo overload

10:02 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

*does a little happy dance*

10:03 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*checking fare*

10:03 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

THis is going to cost a lot, right?

Need to start planning.........

10:04 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

HOLY FUCK I found the perfect flight even!! I could be there around 4:55....

Then we could check out the fine dudes with the carpet. And that was a HOT truck too.

10:05 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

*checking savings account balance*

10:05 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:08 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Whassamatta Scumbag?

10:09 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Unknown said...

hot HNT hon. ;) in shorthand, HHNTH. :)

10:13 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

*checking visibility*

10:14 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You know you wanted to ride in it Blondie... you know you did.

If the guy had teeth would you have?

K, this calls for a stretch limo rental too.

10:14 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I see you fucker.

10:14 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

*claps hands*

10:15 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Limo?...that means blow jobs and ass sex...I better go stock up on the lube

10:16 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

titty shirts....check

10:18 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

*blank stare*

10:18 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, I got that VS deal I wore last time, and with inflated boobage that should rock.

sodomized with a cucumber? Did Shawn send you my produce article?

10:18 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Madame - wear your white t, no bra... seriously, and a mini.

Should work just as well if not better.

10:19 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

*kicks ground*

fine

10:20 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

No panties

10:21 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

EXACTLY! Then I can finger you in the limo.

10:22 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

*giggled and bit lower lip*

WOW.........I need to get my ass to Vegas

10:23 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

10:24 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Who's getting fingered?!?!

Damn it's gonna be like a titties convention in that limo...
*PERK*

10:24 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

So nice Kristen said it twice.

Blondie I like your panties too... no worries though love... I'll have one of your breasts in my mouth at all times.

We'll get you out of the panties later.

10:25 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I know.......I got excited but I took one off.......sorry

10:26 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Really girls, this could be downright insane...

Clubbin' is a MUST! Blondie should we do 'Ice' this time? Work the bodies for a VIP pass?

10:26 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Is anybody else flashing on
"Country mouse visits City mouse"?

Or is it just me?

10:27 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You talk honey, you talk.

I'll be the eye fucking the bouncers to get us past the crowd.

madame - Umm, seriously, you'd fit right in... there's allll kindsa people in V.

10:32 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I'm so there with you Madame.....

10:32 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Well Hell!
I'm in good company then!

10:34 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Alright, this is good. But I cannot go to the Wynn. And I'm not marrying any of you.

I'm already married to three other women thanks to my trip in October.

10:35 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I don't want to get married.....I just want to see vegas and PARTY

10:36 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

I wanna be a SHOW GIRL!!!!

10:37 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

That's what I said until I stroked the statue of David in front of Ceasars and Chan said

"wow em, i love the way you stroke that big cement schlong... can I keep you?"

We were married later that night.

10:37 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

That's hot

10:38 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Try to say
"Cement Schlong"
out loud
3 times fast!

10:42 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

BOOKED MOTHER FUCKERS!

*doing happy e-ticket dance*

10:43 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I can't say it........

Seriously, you're booked??!?!?!

10:48 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

yup booked.

10:49 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I rock the vegas trips.

10:52 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I'm so excited.....

10:56 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

damn - my lunch date cancelled ...

11:07 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K good good. WOOT!

11:09 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

I'm back...I was...busy...what did I miss?

11:09 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I booked, Kristen bounced, Blondie's driving, Thoms lunch date cancelled.

11:14 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

I CREATED YOU!!!!!!!!!!

11:16 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

I WILL BREAK YOU DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

11:17 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I'm here

11:17 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

CHECKPOINT CHARLIE! I GOT GOOKS ON THE PARAMETER!

11:18 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Umm. Scumbag... do we need another session?

Hi Kristen!

11:18 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LMAO... I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

11:19 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

WATCH OUT EMMA! THERE'S ONE WITH GLASSES AND A GOOFY ASS SMILE RIGHT THERE!!!

11:19 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*ratta tat tat tat ta tat like dat*

11:20 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

fuckin' flashbacks. sorry guys.

so we were talking about how much you all wanna fuck me?

11:21 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

Hey girls! Emma your pic is HOT!!! Love it!

So, everyone is running off to Vegas eh?

11:22 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

emma neva hesitates to put a nigga on his back.

or in this case, an oriental.

11:22 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

You cuming?

11:22 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OMG SCUM!!!

Okay, I tell ya what, since you got the song... I'm giving you a bonus.

seirously, that was absofuckinglutely impressive..

TG!!! You gotta be there!!!

11:23 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

bonus?

11:24 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

you've given me a boner on several occasions, but what is this bonus you speak of?

11:25 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Scum...you know I'd fuck ya
But you give me a real headache sometimes!

11:26 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

that's just a side effect from the rufies, madame.

11:26 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Listen people, just because you weren't here for the inception doesn't mean you cant CUM!!!

Scum - You'll see.

11:26 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

pearl + vegas = oops! pregnancy

11:28 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

LMAO@Scum

And SOMETIMES you make me laugh

11:30 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

that's the acid.

11:31 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

I'm with Pearl........blogger convention

11:32 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Damn fun.......make it happen

11:35 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

birth control didn't work you dimwitted fuckshit. how many times do i have to tell you that story. so after this next one's born, me and the ol' lady are going for the "ultimat solution".

11:35 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

Wow....some of you are pretty nasty today! Of course, scum is nasty all the time but that's 'cause he doesn't know any better.

Is there a 'convention' of bloggers being planned?

11:37 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Strawberry daiquiris and a colada
I need a whole lotta them
Fruit drinks to catch me a buzz
I must tell you I'm the Cool-Aid kid
Before you serve me a drink
Please stick it in the fridge

I like cold beverage yeah

11:37 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

Sounds like a blast! It depends on some things around here, but hopefully I can swing it! That would be the best thing ever!

When to when?

11:37 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

help !

11:37 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

She gonna take the blind fold off, Scum?

Sorry...couldn't resist

11:37 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I've had the ultimate solution.

11:38 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

The 22nd, right?

11:39 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

you killed your wife too emma?

11:40 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Yes 22nd.
yes Vegas
yes, Everybody cum.

Scumbag, no, I keep my alive and available.... But yeah, Im not a baby maker anymore so feel free and cum inside me.

11:41 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

Emma - I've been unleaded for 8 years so that would give us double protection! 'Course, I don't think I can make Vegas....I'm heading to Texas in a few months on business though!

11:43 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Um dan... one word that's actually two:

layover.

11:43 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

Emma...I wish! Company plane from here to there...no layover. Damnit!

11:44 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

So what, I say Cum Inside and everbody fucking scatters.

mmmhhmmmm.

bok bok bok bok bok bok

11:45 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i cum where and when i want to

11:46 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

I didn't scatter.....do I count?

11:46 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

my ol' lady's due date is september 7th. i don't think she'd appreciate me runnin' off to vegas then. course i'll be in tampa in late january, so if anyone wants to meet up there for absolutely no reason.......

11:47 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger figleaf said...

Hey, I've had the ultimate solution. Twice. Worked perfectly both times. Undoing the first was a major pain (ice packs for a week, orgasms a no-no for three weeks!!!) but it was majorly worth it, but I was so glad to go back to shooting blanks again!

Em, don't you still owe me a photo? How 'bout one minus the filters? I'm guessing it isn't so much pretty tell-all as it is just pretty.


Finally, I'd consider Vegas if the rest of you promised not to make me sit up front with the limo driver.

figleaf

11:48 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Is that like territorial pissings Thom?

Dan - Yes sweetheart, you always count.

Scum - Bring the wife... I'll hold the baby.

11:49 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

'sit up front with the limo driver'. Fuck that's funny!

11:50 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

AWWWWWWWW FIGGGGGGGGGGG!

Holy fucknuts I think i do owe you a photo.

11:50 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

Em...quit sucking up to me and just start sucking! I'll cum inside when I'm ready...

11:50 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

of course it is ...

home is where i lay my head ...

think about it

11:51 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

I didn't scatter...I was trying to remember what that feels like!!!

11:51 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

See now that would piss the husband off completely. It would break the cardinal rule for anybody to cum inside me.

That's his pissing ground.

Honestly... that's uncharted territory.

11:53 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

Well my little ho...I must get back to work.

Take care of yourself (and send me pictures of it!!)

11:53 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

time for a cancelled lunch ... be back later

11:54 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

where's my bonus?

11:55 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

In your email Scumbag. Check it mutha fucka

11:57 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

hot damn!

11:59 AM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger figleaf said...

Hey Madame, Emma's right. White t-shirt and a skirt? Wowzer.

Ok, Emma, if you're off limits so you have to sit up front. :-) (There goes any chance I'll get that photo.) Madame can we sit in the back? We can, um, jog your memory.

figleaf

12:02 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

What!?

Sheesh....everyone else gets emails....

12:02 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

ah ok back from my nooner

12:04 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, fuck that, I'm cancelling.

Thanks.

12:05 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

(a little bit late but...)

*happy dance for the G.Love lyrics :D

12:07 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

whoa whoa whoa whoa!!!!

White t mini and Fig in the back seat of a limo!?!?!

*thump*

12:09 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

thanks to emma getting me all riled up ... it took no time to take care of myself ...

12:16 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

hmmm... good thing tickets are refundable within the first 24 hours, no?

12:23 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Why are you refunding? What did I miss?

12:26 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

it's ok emma - we'll go to some beach with a famous monolith along the oregon coast together

12:27 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

20 bucks says pearl doesn't go.

12:31 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, I need to walk that comment off for awhile.

Thanks Fig for making me feel like an ice queen.

12:34 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Thanks Pearl, without that I would be "Sleepless in Seattle"

hahahhaahahahaha.

Scum - I don't have to send you another email, do I?

12:45 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger figleaf said...

Eeek! Ok, ok, *I'll* sit up front and you can sit in back with Madame. Wait a second, did I say in the front? I'll just get in the trunk. nd you can give me the 40 lashes first. Or something. With the jack handle!

figleaf

12:49 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Figleaf - You should know by now that some things need to remain sacred to my husband.

That doesn't mean I can't be cum ON. It's the IN part you can't have.

1:02 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

so IN the mouth is a no-no, too ?

1:11 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*SIGH*

K, lets put it this way. If sperm enters the vaginal canal any further than the cervix, my husband will grab his 357. Capiche?

1:14 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger HuneeB said...

afternoon!

Is it too late to put a vote in on the Vegas trip date?huneeb

1:14 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

well, if i didn't ask, i'm sure scum would have ...

1:15 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

thom's right ya know. and i think i do need another e-mail.

1:17 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

cuz me and emma kicked gangsta style earlier. you're not from the hood so you wouldn't understand.

1:24 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger figleaf said...

Well, technically I don't have any *sperm* but I'd rather be safe than sorry. Oh, speaking of safe, I really would have let you lash me with a jack handle but only if my safeword could be "ow!"

figleaf

1:25 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

*watches all the chaos and pandemonium run wild as the battle to have a piece of emma rages on.

oooh - another pepsi!

1:28 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

I wipe it off the tile,
the light is brighter this time
Everything is 3-D blasphemy
My eyes are red and gold,
the hair is standing straight up
This is not the way I pictured me
I can't control my shakes!
How the hell did I get here?
Something about this, so very wrong
I have to laugh out loud,
I wish I didn't like this
Is it a dream or a memory?


guess the song and the artist and win an obscene phone call from me!

1:29 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Scum...

That's Slipknot "Wait n Bleed"

1:42 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

*hmmmmm.... phone isn't ringing ;)

1:46 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i uhh, kinda don't have your phone#. i really need to think these things through............

1:49 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

yes, you do. That's a great love song by the way.

1:54 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

*leans back in a Pepsionic blissful state ....*

1:57 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

yeah.........love song......right.

2:00 PM, April 06, 2006  

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