Fuk-d HNT

Feel meh for a minute herre.

Talked to my mother tonight.
She asked questions about what happened Saturday night, whats going on, why did she call you that? what's that place she was talking about? why is your father so upset with you?...

I told her.
I told her I'm bi.
I told her I write erotica and other stuff
I told her 'things'.

Preparing for her to go totally ape shit was redundant because well, it's my mom and she's gonna go ape shit over the weirdest things anyway, so my defense would never be ready for her offense.

So. I sat in silence... waiting... waiting... waiting. While she did her "Hmmms and I see's"

But nothing prepared me for her reaction.
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"Well, why can't I read some of your stuff!?!?!"
"umm. What did you say?"
"I would love to read it, god yes.. I'd love some new material!"

*silence looms due to my shock and horror, but relief*

"Did you just say you wanted to read some of my stuff?"
"Are you kidding? Of course I do! I'm getting bored with my video!"

*** uh-huh.***

Discussing with a co-worker all the wordly ways of dress wearing in the workplace and why it sucks... and why women should never wear black bra's under white shirts!!! What's the fascination with that? Somebody clue me in because I just don't see it working for me. Please, no black undergarments under white (unless it's a bikini)!!

Jesus! As if it wasn't bad enough with the black panties under the white stretch pants!!! Somebody kill me already over just flashing on that terrible visual in my mind.

These rules apply to all ladies... Especially if they're accountants. Anyway, we were discussing and i was feeling glad I wasn't breaking any company policy by my tat showing...

When my boss walks in and takes one look at my arm. And the tat he'd never seen before (because it's always covered). Yes, he looks... goes to say something, looks again... *blank stare at me* and.... and....

He decides to take two days off. PERK. Holy shit, how cool is that?!?!?

***uh-huh***

Bitching about wanting some spending money for the weekend when I found $142.oo in cash in an old purse. How rediculous is it that I could lose that and not miss it? That's a lot of money in my pocket... at least three new toys worth.

***uh-huh***

I emailed J today. Hoping for a fishing trip out on the boat now that it's spring time. Could use a good fish on. And well, I was feeling a little lucky about some things. My best times inside myself are when I fish. I laugh, and drink and do stupid shit when I fish. I have not a care in the world when I fish except getting a fish on. And it's the biggest deal in the world to me.

Everytime it's sunny and calm here I itch to cast. I think there's something wrong with that, like a tourettes syndrome. Sad really. I wane and pout between football season and fishing season... So, I in keeping with the good tradition of the day, I am looking forward to the next couple weekends of girls-gone-wild-gone-bad fishing with the ladies.

Staying in the present tho.

For today I'll just be glad these little blessings happened. And know that tomorrow is another day... just like I always do. But I do admit I'm totally focused on the now. Because...

I wanna wear a shirt three sizes too big for me and order room service *sigh* right now.

But instead, I'm wearing this one... the skirt is always negotiable.

Happy HNT sexy fuckers.



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