Eat me

(wuhell, that title caught your attention, didn't it?)

**ipod playlist on sidebar has been updated!!! And I added #5 below which had previously been forgotten... whoopsie! Thanks Sass!***

Today was a good day kinda.

I got to do some driving for work today, out to a rural area of our lovely state. After my rather umm colorful bi-lingual meeting, I drove a little slower on the way back. That and I wanted to take some time to remember how to say "FUCK" in Vietnamese. I'm pretty sure I got it though...

Driving through the reservations in our state can be a mess sometimes, and you forget how important our native Americans were to us. And how they're pigeon holed now, and the history it took to bring it to this point. Not just on one side of the fence, but the other as well.

I dunno, I'm native American and honestly besides the blessing and the 'gifts' I was given as a baby, I think I'm just like everyone else... I do get weird sometimes and I have a tendency to target forethought's... But then, lots of people do that. I think its called female.

I had a craving for flat bread. Instead, I took a picture of our volcano. Please enjoy it. Makes you feel so secure living next to it... Especially when they report seismic activity!!! Atleast the active one is 100 miles further away... *shrug*

You get tornadoes... We get volcanoes... Go figure.

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Alright, on another note.. I'm hungry and it's FFF. I borrowed this question piece from Madame X, who is currently in NY enjoying her Cosmo. Thanks Madame.

please describe your favorite.... And why they're your favorite:

1. Cuisine. Chinese Food.

I know Chinese is not Chinese, but American Chinese does something for me. I like the consistency, variety, and vegetable usage. The sauces are perfect, and well... dammit I love the little boxes you can eat out of with chopsticks when you don't want to do dishes.

White rice, pork fried rice, assorted fried rice. I like rice. I like 2 star, but yet I can slam hot mustard like a champ. And yeah, we always strive to have mustard dares when we go out to eat Chinese food. I end up looking like the ass with mascara running because I was challenged to scoop and shove. I love hot mustard.

Mongolian Beef, Sweet and Sour pork, AHHH Lemon Chicken! omg... I think I just came.

2. Breakfast. Fruit (like fresh fruit in a bowl) and Crepes.

Love crepes. I eat like 20 of them to do a job 1 pancake can. Yeah, I know.. But crepes are thin, and fruit is filling, and you can moderate fairly easily.
Breakfast heaven for me? Yeah, plain crepes (lil powdered sugar and butter) with a fresh fruit bowl of cantaloupe, strawberries, grapes, and kiwi.

And some one to eat it with. NICE!

3. Dessert. Tiramisu.

I know, it's everyone's favorite... But I love it, would die for it, can't resist it... It's just a bad thing for me that fucking Tiramisu. It like, stares at you from the dessert shelf and says "eat me you bitch,... I can keep you spunky after that heavy meal you just ate. You just know you're gonna want to sleep.. Just do it. Eat me."

I do eat it. I eat it good too... I work that nasty dirty Tiramisu bitch... And then I lick the fork. I tear that shit up. I own the Tiramisu... like a pimp.

4. Place to eat lunch or dinner. Dick's. No, seriously.

You know, I'm not all about soaking a guy, girl, or even myself in the wallet for a good lunch. So I prefer to eat at Dick's. That's right, Dick's. Why?

Because Dick's is the place where the cool hang out, the SWASS like to play and the rich flaunt clout.

That's not the real reason, but that's why Sir-Mix-A lot likes to go. Anyway...

Dick's is a burger stand locally. Been here since the dawn of time and remains as old school, basic, and greasy as they were in the 50's. Dick's has the hands down greasiest burgers on the West Coast. I love it. I can take two cheeseburgers and a chocolate shake easily, and still go back.

Besides, really there's nothing more cool than being able to say "Hey, I'm gonna go get some Dick's for lunch". Or, "you want Dick's?" Then there was the inevitable "NO problem, I'm just in here eating some Dick's..." I would answer with when a co-worker needed me. *sigh*

Dicks, it's what's for lunch. (Holy shit people, now THAT's a t-shirt!)

5. Item to cook. Pies.

I love to cook pies. I bake good pies. And I don't go for that bullshit premade pie crust people. There's just something about preparing the crust to the perfec flaky consistancy... and getting that little bit of flour on your nose. My specialty is Strawberry - Rhubarb, but I make a kick ass pecan pie, and a close third... basic all american apple!

6. Person to eat dinner with. You?

Somebody that buys by the bottle, instead of the glass. HOLLA!

7. Hot-day treat. Ice Tea, beer holds a close second.

I make my own iced tea thanks, in the sun, happily waiting for an ice cube and a little umbrella.... UH! What's a mom without her kick ass iced tea skills huh?

Emma in the bikini top and cut off shorts with a pigtails and pitcher of sun tea.. "Boys? Are you thirsty?!?!?!"

It gets busy around our house in the summer time. Let's leave it at that.

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I'm adding this as a last minute FFF 'shout out'.
I'm giving it out to those who have done something special for me this week (via pics and support) *giggle*. Also for those who aren't doing so well health wise, or have achieved a tremendous accomplishment for work (37-0)!!

Also for somebody that I would sooo like to actually be seeing this right now. I think it would make everything right with the world for just a little while.

HAPPY FFF people, rock out with your cock out, at least once for me... And take a picture while you're at it. Meanwhile, I'm gonna hang out with my wang out.

xx Emma.