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Alright, so it's Monday and I'm late with this post. Truth is, I don't givva fuck because I'm swamped with a bunch of deadlines and started projects that I can't find time to finish.
** Tattoo for Miss Innocent- started, but not inked.
** Self-Help article (x2) for Shawn - researched but not typed.
** Normal work bullshit - Spreadsheets, letters, spreadsheets, letters.... blah.
** Product review - Should be easy, but it's just another fucking task. Somebody else write it for me, I'll send ya the video.
** Photo shoot @ 6pm. Joy. Upon Joys.
** Myriad of phone calls to catch up on. Ditto on email box.
** Erotica short story due by E.O.W (end of week) - K, sooooo... I'm stumped to find a new and interesting way to talk about sucking dick. Seriously, I started this story and am teetering on trashing it because I cannot formulate anything more creative about giving a blow job than I've already done in my first umm-teen hundred stories I've submitted! Help me out people...
descriptive dick-sucking 101.
Gimme some ideas... either that or meet me for lunch and inspire me...k?
*sigh*
I'm fucking distracted today though, I've decided it must be the moon phase (amongst other things). I'm like a dog in heat....uhhh... a freak without warning..... an appetite for sex cause me so ho' naaaayyyy. (alright, enough with the 2 Live Crew).
Sooo, anybody wonder what Emma does to perk her creativity when she's supposed to be totally concentrating on writing smut, but can't?
** Tattoo for Miss Innocent- started, but not inked.
** Self-Help article (x2) for Shawn - researched but not typed.
** Normal work bullshit - Spreadsheets, letters, spreadsheets, letters.... blah.
** Product review - Should be easy, but it's just another fucking task. Somebody else write it for me, I'll send ya the video.
** Photo shoot @ 6pm. Joy. Upon Joys.
** Myriad of phone calls to catch up on. Ditto on email box.
** Erotica short story due by E.O.W (end of week) - K, sooooo... I'm stumped to find a new and interesting way to talk about sucking dick. Seriously, I started this story and am teetering on trashing it because I cannot formulate anything more creative about giving a blow job than I've already done in my first umm-teen hundred stories I've submitted! Help me out people...
descriptive dick-sucking 101.
Gimme some ideas... either that or meet me for lunch and inspire me...k?
*sigh*
I'm fucking distracted today though, I've decided it must be the moon phase (amongst other things). I'm like a dog in heat....uhhh... a freak without warning..... an appetite for sex cause me so ho' naaaayyyy. (alright, enough with the 2 Live Crew).
*turning on Ipod for NIN, Tool & Lords of Acid to counter 2 Live Crew*
There, that's better.. i should feel okey dokey now.
............
Sooo, anybody wonder what Emma does to perk her creativity when she's supposed to be totally concentrating on writing smut, but can't?
I look to the toy box for inspiration apparently.
WHAT?!?! I bet that raptor can tap that ass! See?!?! Barbie likes it... notice how she just kinda stupidly grins even though you just know she's squirmin' because that there Raptor is HUNG like a mother fucker. Hate teeth clenching without a pillow to bite in!!
*sigh*
Anyway, I will be doing some traveling Thursday-Saturday so I might not be around to keep y'all in check... SHIT! Pack suitcase!!
***Edit to task list: pack suitcase.***
***Another edit: Buy lube.***
JESUS... Have I done anything in the last few days?!?!?!
posted by Everything Nice at 8:14 AM
219 Comments:
hmmmmmmmmm, creative ideas for sucking dick?
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Since I'm on my way to the gym...I have this fantasy of sucking a guy off while he's pinned to the weight bench...*sigh*
Just saying
Emma - mongolian beef ordered, but not picked up yet.
hmmmm, are you looking for the why behind the dick sucking? motivation, plot, etc?
or just some new was to describe the act?
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Madame & Sug - Me love you long time.
Thom - I feel more like steak and lobster today, and a bottle of wine.
Helskel - I'm motivated like a mo-fo... I'm thinking description. I mean, how many ways can you verbose shaft lickage?
You nibbled on his chick-o-stick and savored the sugar that coated the sweet treat.
new 'way'
well, I guess my thinking this morning is...that could depend on the why? How can the situation, motivation inform word/allusion choice?
I dunno, I just don't suck enough dick I guess.
LMAO Helskel, if you've sucked a dick you need to email me with that shit. HOT.
Shawn - You're flawed. And I for one think you need more coffee. Seriously.
I'm sorry to admit, I lack the experience of being on that end of the 'equation'.
So what do you need here, Emma?...you Left/Right brained chick...
besides a ready cock and the pluck of inspiration?
I suggest you get down to some bobbing, and let the deep thoughts flow.
This coffee sucks. I'm just about to head off to Starbucks for a mocha actually.
Is that the quasi shoot tonight? Can I go?
I think that we could talk about your need for adjectives in relation to dick-nobbing while we drive.
hhhmmm, Emma photo shoot...
Any details to offer, dear one?
I'm such a visual victim.
Shawn - Yes, it's the quasi. No you cant COME.
And don't you mean "I drive?!?!" What's this 'we drive' bullshit!?!?
Pick me up a DT vanilla mocha with whip. Make it fatty, no non-fat crap.
Sug - Umm, I'm not the one with all the play sug!!! You got play written ALL OVER YA. Yes, dig in the archives and flip me a pic.
Helskel - Uhhh... I may happen to share with you when I get proofs. I know you're a visual victim, that's why we have a 'special.'
I like to nurture you.
Sorry I missed Chess btw :(
I can send you another invite on chess... if you want. There's a two week window for you to make a move.
you don't want a DP vanilla mocha fatty ?
oh shit....DT .....
dammit, look how you have corrupted me!
See now that bothers me because you know I'm good for a tag along.
You can buy your own coffee then.
Bitch.
Cars are evil and must be stopped.
I want to see the photo's. What kind of photo's?
I've always wanted to do a photo thing. I did a month in a calendar once.
Sorry, got nothing on the dick sucking issue.
i'm with Kristen, need visuals!!! :) and your week has me worn out, although i perked right up with the mention of road trip and dick sucking. in my sick little mind, you're driving down south to come suck JD's dick... hey, i gotta have a dream too, beeotch. ;)
okay, on a serious note, i gotta admit i wasn't expecting to get some action after watching Brokedick Mountain, but i guess my little slut got hot watching two guys fuck each other, LOL, go figure. ;)
Ah, there is nothing better than doing it veloci-raptor style...On the wooden beam no less. Damn...Splinters...
Well, I've never sucked a dick, but I am a master at receiving...
Hope all gets accomplished...If not, just suck up to Shawn. He'll give you an extension. Tell him the Goose said to.
Helskel - I still have the first one, did you start the game?
Thom - fatty DP? ummm. I have NOT corrupted you!!
Sug - HOORRAAYYY!! And you're still in one piece! Turn around and lemme check out your ass.
Shawn - You called me a bitch.
See Shawn, you're gay. Just come out already.
Kristen - Find a photographer and we'll take some photos together with a couple of other lady bloggers and put out a calendar.
HEY! That's an awesome idea!!
K, we need to begin calendar planning again.
JD - Two guys fucking gets me off too. It doesn't surprise me in the least... seriously, nothing wrong with her...
So, does that mean you're thinking threesome for her then?
Goose - You do it veloci-raptor style on a wooden beam?
master receiver? err..
'suck up' 'extension' *sigh*
Stop the dirty talk unless you mean to come sit under my desk.
Emma, go ahead and delete the first one... I'll start another. Check your email in a bit.
I would do a blogger calendar. That would be so freakin' hot and sexy.
BEASTIALITY!!! WITH BARBIE!!! That's fine, there is nothing sacrelig (thanks Goose) as far as the Rev is concerned. About the cock sucking ... mmmm, had that on my mind while I was studying in the RECTORY (love that word!) ... while you're away ... I'm gonna miss ya!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
threesome, you betcha. if she reacted like that to some of those lame scenes, imagine having me and another guy there to ravage her. she might not stop fucking for a week... ;) we did have a great time. i even shaved my crotch for her since she didn't seem to be able to get enough of sucking me. hey, maybe you can write about the differences of sucking shaved versus hairy cocks and balls. :)
what the shit ? ...
i finally took a good look at the accomodator from yesterdays post ....
why the fuck would anyone want to have a Jay Leno chin ?!?
I don't know if you've done anything else the past few days but you've certainly made me hard!
;-}
Sigh....send me the video and I'll critique it! I'm still waiting for the email containing the names of some of your favorite porns too. I was thinking of emailing you again but using someone else's name, just so you would reply....
Helskel - will do! Check mate!
Kristen - which month do you want honey? I'm always May. You pick... Oh, Madame is February and I think Sug is March... sug are you march?
Rev - Rectory... HAWT! Umm, why thanking Goose? I mean, he is a hot little squirmer but I'm wondering what... what?
amen.
Sug - looking for something for me?!?!?! *perk* See, now I'm all distracted! You said CUM!
JD - That's a great fucking idea!!! And yeah, why complain about the wife wanting fucking all week? You should do it!
Thom - really I have no idea... how did you miss that yesterday? Was it the hangover?
Dan - *sigh* Jesus LOL!! Did I not state in this post that I was behind on email!?!?!? Re-shoot me an email in YOUR name and I will reply but you have to wait until I'm at home for the list.
Hey. I just thought you were behind in emails for everyone else....LOL
And don't make me wait too long or I'll be forced to spank you!
I'll take December.....
*thinking of making you wait forever Dan. Just for the spanking of course*
K- Kristen is December, I'm May, Madame is April...
Sug - remind me what month you are!!!
I'm serious ladies, we can totally fucking do this!!
We need.... 8 more ladies to represent months though... hmmm....
Sassinak, Little Miss, uhhh...
Would anybody buy this calendar I wonder?
Miss will do it, I have no doubt.
I think we could sell it.....
K, it's a plan.. If you're serious I am. Let's get madame in on this.
February!!!!
I am little Miss Valentine's For
FUCKS SAKE!!!!
CAUSE I AM SOO FUCKING SWEET!!!!
Jeesh!
I'm pissed 'cause I aint never been tease fucked!
*doesn't matter how long the wait is...still thinking of spanking you anyway*
What's teased fucked?
And I am totally serious. Blogger Babes 2007 Calendar
You kissed the atty? I wanna do that!
Shit Madame, Im fucking sorry, you're right, you're Feb and Sug is July.
See, and this is how I am a man... I'm FUCKED.
K, so guys... if we do the calendar, are you buying?
I'm in!
are we going nakey for this?
'cause
I'm in!
Im fucking game for that. Probably buy two of them actually.
I'll tease fuck you like the bitch you are Madame.
Hi Sugarpunk!
Tease Fuck-LOOOOOONG SLOOOOOW DIRTY NAAASTY FUCK
i am curious of who January will be ...
Damn, I want to be teased fuck.....
I'll send you a pic.....
Shawn-HA!
Show me the piercing!
I'll tease fuck you too Kristen.
Nakey pics in April in Lexington!!!!Goosey with a digital and you other blog fuckers will be soooooo jealous! I want the freakin rights to this shit too. We're gonna make a freakin mint!
By the way, who is kissing attorneys without me being there?
It's a deal Shawn.
You can be my first tease fucker.
I'm still not hearing anybody say they'll BUY it!!
Hmmmm, January... no clue... see, and this is why we need some volunteers! Kristen, which month is Little Miss?
Goose. If you take those pictures of me I automatically have rights to those bitches.
Dan - *giggle* you're naughty!
hmmm, still no chess move.
did you click 'send'?
Her b-day is April, so.....
Wait did someone already have April?
EM, everything is negotiable. Oh, and I am buying a case load. Christmas gifts you know.
Sounds like a deal Kristen. I think I can fit you in between dead lines.
Bring the Madame with you and we'll make it a double tease fuck.
Yeah it was me but I'm taking it off for Feb.
Madame.....you in on being teased fuck by Shawn?
Whoa whoa there cock ring boy...
Who said I was willing to let you tease fuck me huh?
Huh
Huh?
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Yeah, I would!
I, errr.... k. ummm.
Get back in the basement ya over sized troll!
How in THE HELL did she know you were in the basement Murphy?
Madame, I thought you were at the GYM!!!
Muahahahaahahha!
Uhh, well shit Madame, if you're there... ask him if you can use his turkey baster.
It feels AWESOME!
Guess I gotta since the horns snapped off the helmet!!!!
Dammit! He's not supposed to have horns!!!! He's freaking IRISH!!
I'm the norweigan one!
WAIT! That's MY fucking helmet. That ass smoker stole my helmet!!!
*checking closet*
and he left me with the blinky lights one.... with the electrode... fucker.
Well you know those Irishmen EN!
They often need help in the uh...horn department.
I unfortunately know TOO much sug
Yeah, they taste different... almost like...
whiskey.
If you're lucky EN
Ir you're luck!
WTF?!?!?
IF YOU ARE LUCKY EN
IF YOU ARE LUCKY!
Madame, are you one handed typing?
Kristen, are you sending me the picture or what?!?!?!?!
Sug - You want some Irish?
Sug, just say no to the Irish...trust me!
EN-Yes! I've been thinking about a tease fuck all day!
Kristen-PICTURE?!?!?!
Calendar picture for the Hottie Blog 2007 calendar Madame!!
Oh, and I'd be interested to know which one of yours I can use too sweetie.
I'm back........will send pic by end of week. I promise.
Okay sweetie, I wont pester. Say Kristen, did you get that email I sent on Saturday?
HOw naked are we getting?!?!?!
Cause I have grades of nudity ya know!
OOO, good question.......what is the degree?
Yep, got it!!!
The Goose is irish...His last name is O'Nasty...Goosey O'Nasty...Top of the Mornin to you lassies... Wonderin if I might be able grab a cup o coffee before I commence with spanking ya assies?
hooray for tornadoes!
what? Rornado's? Did I miss something?
That word was supposed to be tornado's.......
Gimme a break people
Are we showing our tits or not?
I'm so done with Irish men, fire men, and military men, and yes Irish men do taste different... why is that?
I'm from NY wtf we know about tornados?!?!
TG-I'm thru with actors, artists and musicians...I'll trade you one whiney actor for one military man!
JUST SAT NOT TO THE IRISH!
I hate tornado's.......freaking scare me.
I can show tits or not.....whatever the group wants
i was surrounded by tornadoes all day yesterday. i fucking rocked!
K, first... Goose is Irish?!?! PERK! K, I guess we can't talk shit about Irish men in general, only specifically.
Ummm... Shane, I've been freakin' worried about you... you alright?
Madame, Kristen, Sug - We need a theme and then we can decide how buck is buck!!!
TG- you getting in on this calendar? Come on say yes!!!
I'll take a military man.....
Theme is good....
TG.......I agree, you in?
I've got one Kristen, let you borrow him.
He's got a wicked fucking tongue too. Can touch the end of his nose even.
Hot Damn.....send him my way
I don't care what kind of guy as long as he's NOT SENSITIVE!!!
I want a real man, someone to tease fuck me then regrout my bathtub!
Tequila Girl needs a month to do.
Kristen, he's married is that okay?
Blogger Babes in the Buff
Did we come up with a theme?
Goosey McNasty's got a good one!
Well, that is really Emma's expertise, but I'll be happy to review the specimens...I mean documents.
So, that means we have to be completely NUDE?
Jesus I'm shy and all....
I'm in! Since Madame beat me to February, I'm a little stumped on what month I should do. What's left?
Thanks for the offer Madame, but I don't think I want a whiney actor. Do they come in non-whiney?
Completely? FUCK that means I gotta get a wax...
Said in silly french voice...
C'mon baby...Make love to zee camera...Tease me, want zee camera...Take off zee top.
Oh, shit, now I'm french? Freakin mental disorder...
TG-No they do not! Trust me on this one!
TG - What about August? Because it's fucking HAWT!!!!
like you.
married man? No bitchy, jealous wife and i'm ok with that.
Nude or just topless?
Tasteful nude or porn nude?
awww worried 'bout little ol' me? i was outside watchin' the whole thing. did i mention that the shit lasted ALL FUCKING DAY!?!
Hey E!
Do you have time to make a move or what??
(boy... get a guy all excited with no follow through... sheesh!)
Dame Madame! Now I have to mark actors off of my list too!
Emma honey! August would be awesome! *blushing*
When are we going to finish part two of our rumble? I wanna lick more chocolate pudding off of you!
Good questions Kristen!!
Only tasteful...Soft light...C'mon ladies....
The tease is what is so appealing to the blog life....tasteful.
I don't do porn nude! Well, not for the world to see anyway.
No seriously, Goose is having a mental disorder, this is not good.
K.
Jan- open
Feb - Madame
Mar - open
April - Little Miss
May - Emma
June - Open
July - Sug
August - TG
Sept - open
October - open
November - open
December - Kristen
So...did I forget a month? I'm distracted.
helskel - I didn't get a new offer!!!
Kristen - no bitchy wife... it's my husband you can borrow!!!
TG- ooooh. shit. I'll be out of town this weekend, hmmm lemme think about when we can finish this.....
Well gee....I don't know?
PLUEEZE I'm naked all ready!
TG-I'll cover myself in chocolate pudding if you want!!!
Ok........deal Emma.
So we need 6 more people for tasteful nude.....
Shane - I was worried, really seriously, considered calling you. tee hee.
But I only have your work number for booty call... why is that?
TG - PUDDING!!!!
I can do nude, not porn nude though... okay well I can.
But I'm all shy.
E...check your spam folder?
I'll send another for fun too.
Sug - Mr. gives good tongue.
Fucker really can touch his tongue to his nose.
terribly impressive.
In case anyone is interested...I can touch my tongue to my nose too!
Hey should I send a picture of that?
That's talent right there....natural talent
You'll do me Sug, you dirty little slut, and you'll like it.
That is, while madame eats me out and Kristen slathers us in oil.
And wtf?!?! Where's TG?
Madame! You're so sweet! You'd cover yourself in chocolate pudding just for me? Is it ready? *jumping up and down* can I lick it now? *clapping hands* Can I? Can I?
Em, you lucky girl! You get to go out of town! I'm having a party at my house on St. Patty's day. Bring on the PUDDING! Hehe!
I scared her away with my offer to cover myself with chocolate pudding!
SHIT it's only MONDAY and I am soooo fucking horny!!!
Someone email me naked pictures!!!!!
AHA! There you are!
The Mongoose is the only animal that the cobra fears...Now that is some natural talent...Fast little fucker. Where the hell did that come from? Shit, today is getting away from me...
I emailed you one already... can't you just look at that again?
I like Goose between us.
*licking pudding off of lips*
Ummmm... right here sweetie!
Yeah, the Goose isn't complaining either.
I like a little warm furry animal between us too!
I was hoping for more neekid pics...I'm greedy that way!
I can do more nekkid pics for you Madame...
i can do that.
Anybody else for naked emma pics? I'll blast email em.
note to self... buy several copies of calendar, since the pages will be sticking together before long...
and tease fuck Madam and KJ. you know the one where you just rub the head of your cock over the lips and clit for as long as they can stand it... ;)
Ok, JD said tease fuck.......and now that I know what it is, I so want to be teased fuck!!!!
Goose raises his little furry paw in favor of naked EM photos.
Madame's To Do List
1) Get teased Fucked
2) Get More naked Pictures of EN
3) Get more naked Pictures of ANYONE!!!!
4) Shove some food under basement door
I just got chills from that... I think I NEED to be tease fucked! I need to be any kind of fucked!:(
Oh god, I laughed so loud about number 4!!!!
I'm weak
LOL SUgar!!!!
Good one!
True, TG.......any kind of fucked would do at this point.
Is it wrong to mock when he can't defend himself?
Yes but oh so fun!!!!
Jesus, does anybody else feel sorry for Murphy but me?
Maybe it's because I see him as more than just a piece of ass.
Really, I deeply appreciate him.
Again...Goose raises furry little paw to offer his services to any of those that need attention.
Not wrong at all and I'm not convinced he's really in that basement.
I think he is probably sitting at the computer this whole time but trying to give the illusion that he knows how to paint trim and crap.
Bwahahahahahah
LOL@EN!
Kristen said Trim.
Goose. You want em pics?
Can we get back to naked pictures and being teased fuck....
enough about Murphy
I second that!
Tease fucking and naked pictures it is!!!
OOOOO wait.
Naked pictures of all of us tease fucking Murphy....
SHit my brain just imploded!
Did you ever find inspiration or better directions for the whole dick sucking issue?
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Still laughing..........
Poor Murphy.....
LOL. Kristen no, I didn't unfortunately.
I thought maybe I could access some other works from other authors, but it taints my perspective of writing.
seriously, can't do that. Have to stay unique... soo... hmmmm.
Maybe I'll suck a dick at lunch and think it over.
Poor Madame... poor poor Madame.
LMAO Jesus!!!
Um, EN, really? Do you have to ask that question...The Goose is always in favor of naked EN pics.
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OK you sexay Bitches I'm out of here I got back to back's to teach!
Catch you later!
And I swallowed the key so...
Shit, we're gonna have to bust the lock then Kristen... it's cold down there and I'd hate to have a useless Irishman for St. p's day!!!
Goose - *blush* Gimme your little furry paw honey.
We'll have TG kick the door down maybe... TG?
<<< chopped liver. wtf EN, i gave you a great idea, you even said so. how quickly they forget. sheesh.
Kristen, omg you'd be so fun to tease fuck. the best part is when you start having those mini orgasms that make your tits ripple... that's when you know it's working, hehe.
umm, wait, i posted a shitload of nekkid pics. maybe i need to take some of my shaved balls to inspire EN? ;)
I'm in! Lead the way... TG to save the day! *putting on sexy costume*
Ummm no JD, you're not chopped liver honey. I remember your idea.
Jesus, I haven't sent any naked pics yet!!!
I'm saving them for the calendar!!!
Inspire me you sexy fucker.
Sug - we're not worried. really, not really. e-check!
*smiling big*
I love you Tequila Girl!!! You still have my number? :)
Said furry fucker IS hot....
Only because you're wearing me like a headband goose.
Watch the glasses though.
Of course I do! Everytime I think about calling you it's like 8 or 9am my time! That just blows!
Love you too sweetie!
I gotta run for now...
Did you get any of my emails when you were sick?
LOL @ Sug!
Yes TG, hence the catchin' up on email, it's been a busy couple of weeks!!!
Just call!!!
Sorry I am so late today...God love the muscle relaxer/hang over/not enough sleep since Wednesday combo!
At least I made EXCELLENT use of my "kid free" weekend!
Emma...I need that inked asap...so get to work you sexxy bitch!
*cracks whip and smacks Emma's ass hard...
That way you have something extra to look at when you come here in a couple of weeks!
And I agree with everbody else...naked Emma pics are always a good thing!
*kisses dollface!
note to the guys, if you've never shaved, you know, the guys down there, trust me, do it. nothing hotter than a hot, wet tongue with no hair to get in the way. and the ladies seem to appreciate the fact that you cared enough to groom for them. and the feeling is inredible even when you're not getting any at the moment. and if she shaves too, omg, hold on, that's a wild fucking ride... ;)
lol Sug, i'm just here to help. and if i get some guy a bj or whatever because he made his lady happy, i've done my good deed for the day, hehe. and if any lady wants to give ole JD a bj for making her happy in any way, i'm happy to collect those too. ;)
Emma, babe, sorry I missed most of the day here at Church Of Emma! Hallelujah. Mr Goose was kind enough to give that word "sacrelig" for my vocabulary the other day, right here, on your most awesome blog. Beats spellin' the effin word out every time i gotta use it. See you in the Rectory? Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
Miss - It's in the bag baby, it's in the bag! Spank harder you tart, I like it.
Sug - LOL! PSA for certain!
JD - You know, I really do love a nice clean shaven nutsack actually.
Rev - AAAAh I see... yes REctory Rectory... so nice I said it twice!
and there you have the lady's take on a clean shaven nutsack. it's unanimous. this has been a public service announcement from your station for perv bloggers... :)
LMAO @ JD!!!
Well I never said I couldn't hum on a hairy one!
I love all men, all.
and having been a hairy one receiving said hummers from others, it's fun too. don't get me wrong, it's just that when it's shaved, it feels even better. yeah i know, even a mediocre blowjob is still awesome, lol, kinda like pizza. ;)
FUCK I LOVE PIZZA!
Somebody get me cheese stuffed crust!
er
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
I've had that pizza actually, wasn't too terribly impressed with it. and our pizza boys SUCK.
*sigh*
echeck!
hehe, i'd like to give you something that has a gooey inside when you bite it. ;) the only thing better than pizza and bjs is eating pizza the morning after a giant fuckfest with a sexy lady. damn, i can think of several here that would make that list in a heartbeat!!! :)
okay Sug, but just to be sure, we need to have said fuckfest and then eat pizza the next morning. for science's sake, of course. ;)
emma - do your mongolian beef delivery boys suck too?
I'll eat pizza with you JD.
Thom no, apparently they only blow.
But you suck.
On my clit.
herro again. this my favorite brog!
You are sirry. Grad you rike the brog.
Anything I can do for you Pinger.
ping like suck on emma crit ?
Wait wait....
"stick squid in vagina?"
You mean Helskels Kraken? Or an actual squid?
dude. k, not doing that... not even on a dare. No squid. no.
just no.
Thom - Knock it off dude, I will kick your ass and you'll like it.
Ping rikes it! He rearry rikes crit emma!
mmmmmmmm eating pizza, emma and sugar, not in that order... gawd, i could learn to love this place. ;)
Me too jd... me too :D
PING! NO SQUID!
Leatherback- HI!!!
Thom. fucker.
oh
AWWW! I'd love to be between your legs leatherback!
LMFAO!
Hey JD...I would gladly take care of you in anyway you wanted, anytime you want it~ You're,fucking.hawt!
Emma~ OK,I am gonna do some wrist strengthening exercises between now and Keeleand, gotta be sure I can smack that ass like it deserves!
Ping~ You are hilfuckinlarious!
Thom~ Miss misses you...:( Will find you tomo, have much to talk to you about!
And just for the jealous factor...our pizza guys are HOT! And when to new pizza place opens up downtown (For the Frankfort People...It's coming in next to Gibby's) the quality is only gonna improve!
Damn, now I want extra cheese, pepperoni, bacon and green olives...delivered by a hot guy who shaves his boyz and needs a great tip!
You fuckers make me horny...and I love you for it!
P.S. Emma, really, can you send me a prelim on the tat? Suspense is killing me!
*hides*
What can I do? I was just looking for Thom.
Oh, Little Miss, lemme ink it first, it looks like shit. Seriously, all scribbled and stuff... PLUS I need a workable scanner which... I have not... yet.
god damn HP assholes.
No prob emma, I may just get the sanscrit one this week and save yours for my bday...
And WTF?! WHY is Thom hiding?
~ Fraidy Cat!
Shit!
Did I miss Ping?!?!
And I see that He who must not be named is still locked away!
Little Miss... well that bums me out... but okay, sounds fair.
BUT don't blame me if you're just sooooo excited after you see it to get it done before your birthday.
Oh, and there's this product that I have been using for my piercing that you may want to know about for your tats. Remind me to send you the information when I send the tat over. It's good shit and takes away the itch and pain.
Not that I mind pain, but you might.
Madame - LOL. errrrr.
I'm distracted. Somebody hit me.
so what was the decision about the nudity level?
Did we even achieve one?
I dont think we did.
K, Let's round table this an figure it out right now!
What's your vote Madame?
i'll go nekkid
Thom, you're not a lady... HENCE you cannot be part of this meeting.
K, sooooo just sit there fucker and look perdy.
you can do it. we all know you can.
Sug, I see no problem with paint. So, you vote partial nudity then Sug?
Tasteful partial nudity?
And wait, did Sugar just call me a HO?
umm.
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