What the FFF?

Alright people.

I have resigned in full to the idea that I will ever be on a good luck streak again.

Full on, I suck.

My work computer is bombed... Completely out of order (which is why I was not around today to harass you fine specimens of society and enjoy your HNT's). I'll be backpeddling this weekend so I hope nobody takes theirs down, I know I missed a lot of fun today too. So I'm pouting.

Sure sure, a computer has fatal errors, okay fine. Everybody screams OPERATOR ERROR!

But if Windows asks me to install an update for my Adobe and only gives me the critical update-nothing-to-click-but-okay option; and upon reboot I get a fatal exception error... Really, it's not my fault.
No, it's not.


I wiped my computer today but was able to restore my company network mask. I was also able to re-install my much needed programs. BUT recover the highly coveted company database that my boss has relied on for the last twenty years?

I could not.

SO. With the boss being not in the office, and me one eye down and a fever to boot... I did the stupid thing and called our network people to come out and help.
Then I sat sweating and nauseous on how to tell my boss about the little..err...

boo boo.

Went something like this:
"Hi (insert boss's name here) It's me... Are you driving right now?"
Okay remember, your boss is always prepared for some kind of disaster when you say something like this... It's called introductory inferral (and all bosses know it well). Anyway, moving on "Oh okay well, since you're on your way back I thought I would just give you an update on an issue I'm dealing with here..."
Always always use issue if you also want to incorporate something REALLY BAD. The word 'dealing' is good, but the term 'handling' is better. I should have said 'handled', but oh well... Fever.
"Yeah my computer bombed today and I'm attempting to restore the database right now... I did back up the files on my jump drive so we have the data... I just can't access the program... And uhh well I called (insert network asshats here) to come out and fix the problem since I can't quite get it right."

Let's just leave this at saying it's not looking good for me tomorrow (today) and I pray that these stupid tech fucks (honestly, anybody that does NOT KNOW HP's don't come with a Restore Disk is not worthy enough technical support for my issue) can fix the problem with my database. ERGH.

ON the other hand...

I suck STILL.
Yeah, because I went to the doctor for my eye today, certain I have seen enough Doctors in my lifetime already people... Christ.
NO it's not pink eye. HA! Hooray!

It would be WAYYYYY too easy to cure if it was pink eye, and I could miss work! But why would God want to bless me with something curable now? HA.
It's microbacterial and it's a bi-product from the sinus infection bronchial pneumonia I have...
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YAY!

Though I do console in the fact that Emma with pink nose and rosy cheeks sniffing and hacking all day long is cute in a pitiful sort of way, I'm fucking tired of being sick.

Any of you people out there religious in any way? Does God actually listen to you? If so, could you please tell him to pay some attention to me over here? Just a little.... For maybe a day or two... I'd appreciate muchly.

SO, today today I will not be fluffing around the internet, no no no I will be bumping heads with the asshat tech guys and lulling myself into a codeine cough syrup induction. Further, I insist that if anybody pisses me off today... I'm coughing in my hand and shaking theirs.

so be nice.

As and end note, I got to have an x-ray of my chest yesterday and I noticed that my tits look much bigger on the x-ray than they do in my bra. Anybody else have this issue?

K. Saturday Night Rumble is still on for those looking forward to that... I may be sick, but I'm pissy and mud bound and spunky to wrestle.

Have a very happy weekend to all and to all.... And thank god it's FFF.