Highlights from the day that was better than yesterday... And the day before

What's up with the hot RN's these days?

Furthermore, what's up with the abundance of hotness appearing everywhere lately? It couldn't be a weather thing because with the sub-zero temps we've been having nobody's baring any skin; it's quite the contrary.

Low and behold though in every nook and cranny there's a hot man or woman lurking, waiting to shed the winter layers... I see you fuckers working that shit. Stop it, I'll go hormonal on all y'all.... I nearly almost completely lost my control today in the 'good girl' department. I'm not sure if it's because my receptors are peaked due to stress, or the fact that I'm sending out some kind of weird sexual conontative smoke signal every where I go.

It was a strange day, filled with duties and pleasure... Definitely a roller coaster, yet banner day for me.

ICU (internal combustion undergoing)

Is it the hospital perhaps? They're all at the fucking hospitals! Because that's where I'm at and I'm seeing them!! People listen, you wanna see some fucking hotties... fake an illness... The more chronic the better the view from the nursing staff *sigh*

I'm seriously fucking tense and frustrated about staring at these pepper haired, graying templed doctors... I'm failing my own masturbation rule by just saying yes every time I find a spare moment.

And they have some mouths on them don't they, those doctors? Fuckers intellectually challenged me every time and still worked in a hard-core flirt tactic. So when we're speaking about medications and dosage, you know, I get the:

Dr.R: Yeah so you just want to make sure she gets it once in the morning, and once in the evening.. Well, you know.. her medications *snicker*

Me: um, err... *laughing strangely* so yeah I would think her meds because I'm not sure she's up to well, you know... Or well I dunno maybe that's what she needs.

Dr. R: If you believe the other would work for her we could put her on an stimulant.

Me: Whoa whoa I'm getting grossed out here alright really let's be serious.

Dr. R: Right, I think i almost puked a little myself. Do you have sisters?

Me: *Laughing really hard* Wait, wait.. Dr. R did you just say 'puked in my mouth'? That's hilarious... Jesus, I would have never thought I would hear a doctor say that to me. *ignoring the sister question*

Is it me people? Do I attract it? Do I put off this 'come hither vibe?'
I can count at least three nurses that offered me ice cream... wtf? Do I look like I need ice cream? Okay maybe I do. Cause damn, it's hot as fuck in here now that I almost had a date with that nice doctor.

*sigh* Grandma's happily in hospice as of tomorrow... HUGE sigh of relief from little Emma, because now she can get back to her nympho self and write some smut! Not grams, ME.


WHAT'S WITH THE NEW INTERNS (Mid day pleasantries)?

More hotties when I saw Shawn today to give my opinion on some things (and then told him to fire his advertising department). I got an ass pinch on the way out... again, nobody ever pinches my ass JUST BECAUSE.
I figured by this time, I must be emitting something... Is it my pheromone wash? I mean wow, I'm hot shit and it's inflating my ego to 2500 psi!

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MOJITO's HONEY (afternoon delight)?

Red called me for drinks as well, which was a perk.

I found it interesting since I had hardly heard from her since John's party... I meandered her direction for a few hours only to find she had a bubble bath freshly drawn and had hired a masseuse for a couple hours.
Bubble baths with beautiful women and deep tissue massages do wonders for the soul. Everybody please remember this and practice at will... Call me, I'll hold the towel (or be the towel).

This encounter will be in my next submission package- that's how hot it was.

So now I sit, at 9 in the evening... Trying to brainstorm on the expansion of this story for bookdom... But it's been such a strange weekend I'm thinking of ditching it and going to sleep...

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