It's Tripple FFF!!! And I get to sleep in my own bed tonight!
For those of you concerned, Mr. Naughty is well enough that I can come back to bed! I'm very excited about this development... Very Very. BUT, for now...
Two things. Just two things.
In my comments section yesterday a lot of people asked why i call my breasts boys instead of girls. I replied to Snavvlyn in comment form, but many of you still asked (which means that you didn't see my comment)... and that's alright.
So here is the explanation I gave her:
Snav - do you know why I call them boys and not girls? I'll tell ya...
1. They don't whine about things or nag, they just sit there and take my abuse, but make me feel like shit for it later..
2. They're round about the mid section.
3. They perk up when they see hot women, sometimes even jumping out of my blouse on their own. This is not so with men. Usually that reaction happens downstairs.
4. They don't like being cornered or restrained.. they dig their independance, unlike some women who like to cling.
No, they are definitely not clingy...
5. They get a little annoyed at the other one when it comes to being paid attention to. (I know, this could be a girls thing)... BUT...
Girls get jealous and competitive, boys just get annoyed an ignore you.
It's fact that when just one tit is getting sucked and played with the other will just be all pissed off about it and not get hard or responsive... until you give it some love; then it's like awww, thanks, you fucking remembered me! BITCH!!!
Oh, and they HATE shopping for ANYTHING except electronics or car parts.
So that is why they are absolutely boys and not girls!!!
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On Wednesday, Murphy did a post about competitiveness and the enjoyment of sports. I commented that I fish... he countered that it wasn't a sport.
Ummm... it sure IS a fucking sport! And then I pled my case... I'm sure of you missed that retort as well so here it is:
Holy fuck Smurphy.
Alright you know what? I wear a bikini every time I fish.. so breast action? Yeah, it's there.
I'd outfish you anyday, and you know this.
Sport is when you have a 11 pound big bass at the end of your line and he's divin' to the bottom to hide in the weeds, meanwhile you're pulling back, trying to get him back.. so you lock your reel and pull.
lock and pull
lock and pull.
Shit my bikini tie just came undone and I dropped my beer. shit.
k, fuck it. lock and pull...
"COME ON FUCKER, GET IN THE GOD DAMN BOAT!"
meanwhile your arms are getting a touch tired and everybody's like "holy shit, look at the breast action!" or "you got beer on me!"
So you decide to step backwards for a little more footing and strength and plant your topless having ass on a wayward hook jump and shake it off, fall back and into your friends husband.
He cops a feel, you're still trying to get the fish in the boat.
Finally you say fuck it because he tweaked your nipple, so you hand your rod to him and grab his .22.
aim for the water.
click. fire.
dead fish, no broken line... boobie play in the sunshine, new beer... it's all good.
Tell me that's not a friggin' sport... patience, endurance, preparation, strength, aggression... Yeah, it's a sport.
I miss FISHING!
Why do I like all things that start with an F? Football. Fishing. Fucking. Filandering... (ok, so that starts with a PH.. oh well, it makes the 'F' SOUND).
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OHHH One more interesting tid bit: Thanks for the comments yesterday, my boys really felt special.. they perked a bit after all the compliments. And those of you that asked about my abs?
Yeah, i don't do push-ups or sit ups :) It's a sexual position called the 'crop duster' that keeps them solid.
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Lastly, and to celebrate Fun Fucking Friday - I'm stealing an idea from the lovely Snavvlyn in hopes we will all participate and have some fun with it:
Please play along...I need laughs and laid. thanks.
Okay, here's the deal. The person above you in the comment section makes a wish ("I wish I had a banana!"), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here's the fun part: Your wish is messed up!
Example:
Bucky Four Eyes----I wish I had a banana.
Hippo----Granted, but the banana tastes bad. I wish I had a ticket to a concert.
Susie----Granted, but it's a Barney concert. I wish....
Two things. Just two things.
In my comments section yesterday a lot of people asked why i call my breasts boys instead of girls. I replied to Snavvlyn in comment form, but many of you still asked (which means that you didn't see my comment)... and that's alright.
So here is the explanation I gave her:
Snav - do you know why I call them boys and not girls? I'll tell ya...
1. They don't whine about things or nag, they just sit there and take my abuse, but make me feel like shit for it later..
2. They're round about the mid section.3. They perk up when they see hot women, sometimes even jumping out of my blouse on their own. This is not so with men. Usually that reaction happens downstairs.
4. They don't like being cornered or restrained.. they dig their independance, unlike some women who like to cling.
No, they are definitely not clingy...
5. They get a little annoyed at the other one when it comes to being paid attention to. (I know, this could be a girls thing)... BUT...
Girls get jealous and competitive, boys just get annoyed an ignore you.
It's fact that when just one tit is getting sucked and played with the other will just be all pissed off about it and not get hard or responsive... until you give it some love; then it's like awww, thanks, you fucking remembered me! BITCH!!!
Oh, and they HATE shopping for ANYTHING except electronics or car parts.
So that is why they are absolutely boys and not girls!!!
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On Wednesday, Murphy did a post about competitiveness and the enjoyment of sports. I commented that I fish... he countered that it wasn't a sport.
Ummm... it sure IS a fucking sport! And then I pled my case... I'm sure of you missed that retort as well so here it is:
Holy fuck Smurphy.
Alright you know what? I wear a bikini every time I fish.. so breast action? Yeah, it's there.
I'd outfish you anyday, and you know this.
Sport is when you have a 11 pound big bass at the end of your line and he's divin' to the bottom to hide in the weeds, meanwhile you're pulling back, trying to get him back.. so you lock your reel and pull.lock and pull
lock and pull.
Shit my bikini tie just came undone and I dropped my beer. shit.
k, fuck it. lock and pull...
"COME ON FUCKER, GET IN THE GOD DAMN BOAT!"
meanwhile your arms are getting a touch tired and everybody's like "holy shit, look at the breast action!" or "you got beer on me!"
So you decide to step backwards for a little more footing and strength and plant your topless having ass on a wayward hook jump and shake it off, fall back and into your friends husband.
He cops a feel, you're still trying to get the fish in the boat.
Finally you say fuck it because he tweaked your nipple, so you hand your rod to him and grab his .22.
aim for the water.
click. fire.
dead fish, no broken line... boobie play in the sunshine, new beer... it's all good.
Tell me that's not a friggin' sport... patience, endurance, preparation, strength, aggression... Yeah, it's a sport.
I miss FISHING!
Why do I like all things that start with an F? Football. Fishing. Fucking. Filandering... (ok, so that starts with a PH.. oh well, it makes the 'F' SOUND).
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OHHH One more interesting tid bit: Thanks for the comments yesterday, my boys really felt special.. they perked a bit after all the compliments. And those of you that asked about my abs?
Yeah, i don't do push-ups or sit ups :) It's a sexual position called the 'crop duster' that keeps them solid.
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Lastly, and to celebrate Fun Fucking Friday - I'm stealing an idea from the lovely Snavvlyn in hopes we will all participate and have some fun with it:
Please play along...I need laughs and laid. thanks.
Okay, here's the deal. The person above you in the comment section makes a wish ("I wish I had a banana!"), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here's the fun part: Your wish is messed up!
Example:
Bucky Four Eyes----I wish I had a banana.
Hippo----Granted, but the banana tastes bad. I wish I had a ticket to a concert.
Susie----Granted, but it's a Barney concert. I wish....
posted by Everything Nice at 8:27 PM
139 Comments:
I wish Emma would give us The Full Monty, at least from the waist up.
Granted, but she'd still have Bettis tits. I wish I had a date for Friday night.
granted but its turns out to be a TV. I wish I had a mustang
what's the crop duster. i NEED to know
Mustang - granted, but it's only a model.
Crop duster - granted but there was a loud crash and you didn't hear what Emma said.
I wish Emma would respond to Comment 59.
Granted Shy but she responds in Aramaic which you neglected to take in HS.
I wish I could get a do over for this entire week!
(I gotta know what a crop duster is too!)
Granted Madame X but it's a fast forward instant replay from Sunday's Superbowl with the same refs and nothing changes.
I wish I didn't have to travel on Valentine's Day...
Granted but you're stuck at home with the shits.
I wish I was getting laid right now.
What's a crop duster???
Granted but then you discover you're really an egg in a real-life version of Chicken Run...
I wish I had some Imodium...
okay... now shouts out for romey in your comment section yesterday... no love for the romey
second... did a quick check... I was the only one to mention your abs and how hawt they were... again... no love for the romey
Im hurt
Im over it
Romey wishes he had some love?
Granted but Emma said it at the same time she was talking to slyght where there was a loud crash and neither of you heard what she said.
I wish I had some Imodium...
Granted but it is in a new Child Proof container that only kids can get open.
I wish I could go fishing with Em and the boys. Not much of a fisherman but it sounds to fun to pass up.
Granted but you wind up as shark bait.
I wish those were my hands holding Emma's boobs!
Granted, but then you discovered you were screwing on top of a patch of poison ivy!
I wish was getting a massage right now...
Granted but Romey's the nanny and he's a manwhore.
I wish I was in Fiji with Matthew McConaughey
Granted, but it's an annuity that pays out over fifty years, taxed by the govt, and the cheapest nanny is a big ass burley man who can't get it up.
I wish I was sailing...
Hristen - granted but your on separate islands with no boat, and that's why...
I wish I was sailing in Fiji...
Kristen - Granted, but oh damn! It's Matthew! How can there be a but? Ummmm... k, there are so many girls screaming for him the whole time he can't concentrate and get it up.
Shy - Granted, but you sailed through the Bermuda Triangle and sank.
I wish that someone would call and say they want to buy my house...
Shy! You can't change your wish! LOL!
Granted but then the offerer mysteriously disappears while sailing near Bermuda.
I wish I had a submarine...
There's nothing in the rules about changing wishes...
I wish I could change my wish... kaboom!
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Pearl, granted but the pool boy is the twin brother of the big ass burley man who can't get it up.
I wish I had a submarine...
Granted but it's a big burly woman with a mustache and a penchant for chainsaws.
I wish I had a sex slave.
Pearl - granted and it's with that Matthew Mc guy, you're together alone in Fiji on the SAME island and there's no poison ivy, only pools of pheromones.
I wish I could stop laughing...
anyone here ever been to a donkey show?
Granted Shane - But it's your wife doing the donkey!
Granted Sug - but you're now caring about serious bullshit.
this is hilarious.
I wish I could get laid too
Granted, but you are also getting laid by the donkey... damn that's a lucky donkey!
I wish that I had a date for my Valentine Birthday...
Granted but it's with me and I will try and get you drunk.
I wish was playing naked twister right now.
Granted but it's apple juice.
I wish I wasn't horny right now
Granted by he's got crabs... because he was with the donkey last week, and the man with the big hard on... so really, everybody has them now and..
jesus...
I wish I could go out for drinks tonight.
granted, but it's now a stolen lowrider some mexican tricked out.
i wish emma would e-mail me a picture of her totally naked.
Granted but the plane leaves for Guantanamo Bay, where there's nothing but donkeys and everyone wears red jumpsuits....
I hope you look hot in Red pearl.
I wish that my car wasn't really having electrical issues.
how the hell did my comment get all the way up there?
Granted Spicey - but you have to sit on the donkeys lap!
i still wish my car wasn't having electrical issues~!
Apple juice Kristen LMAO!!!
Sorry I missed ya up there!
Granted, instead you're tired now from marathoning but can't sleep because you took a good dose of uppers to keep up!
granted, but instead of whip cream, it's crank, and you have to snort it off my 8" cock!!
i wish emma would e-mail me a naked picture of her like i requested earlier goddamnit!!!!
Granted but I got it on your work clothes, and now you have to strip naked...
err.
I wish that would really happen!
Ok Bag, em emailed you naked pics but they came through all fuzzy.
I wish we all were in Figi with whip cream, Matthew, the donkey, and alcohol.
granted pearl, but now your a guy and the other dude involved is pbc!!!
i wish there weren't any arab people.
Pearl granted as long as I can be there.
I wish I wasn't addicted to this game.
Granted Kristen but I don't like Matthew Mc... I'm pissy about the donkey, and I start getting all antsy from the crank I licked off of Spicey's tits!
I wish I had Shane for 5 minutes.
I can do that Pearl.
I wish you say yes.
granted en, but it's non-stop rough anal sex.
seriously, i wish i could buy condoms that fit. them hefty bags are a bitch with the twist-ties.
Granted, but they're inbred and have an extra eye in the middle of their forehead...
and the yacht is circa 1800 with a paddlewheel that we can't operate because, well.... there's nobody to run on the slats.
I wish ... i wish... I wish I didn't have to work today.
LMAO!!! I unnnn... LMAO.
k, ummm granted but it's saran wrap and it's not clinging like it should, very messy.
my wish is above.
i'm so much better at this game than everyone else.
granted, but you have an entire week off with no sexual gratification whatsoever.
i wish i didn't have a meeting right now (brb).
em: yes, i really do pass the pencil test. would i shit you?
also? fishing is totally a sport. the argument is that anything where you risk blood is a sport and you can definetely bleed when fishing...
Sass, here's your pencil.
I need a new vibe.
Oh, am I too late? LOL.
Pearl granted, but you find out that we all suck major ass and we're total idiots.
I've just gone a week without any sexual gratification... that shit SUCKS.
Sass - I know huh? I've bled soooo many times when fishing!! Ever reach in the mouth of a Walleye?
me neither, but I hear it hurts like hell...
I wish I could meet Ryan.. and use him like a tool.
Suze, granted.. but it's an ass blaster 2000 and takes 20 D-size batteries.
I need two pencils please, and a marker!
my wish is above.
Granted, but it's a chainsaw. I wish I had bigger tits!
oh i forgot the wishing
granted but they sag to your knees
i wish i had a vibrator
Pearl - granted and it's with that Matthew Mc guy, you're together alone in Fiji on the SAME island and there's no poison ivy, only pools of pheromones.
I wish I could stop laughing...
granted sass, but it's glass and broke off in your twat causing you to bleed to death.
i wish sass didn't die.
Hey E,
I caught your comment on maybe getting a print of that picture.
I didn't know this, but if you follow the picture back Flickr.com, and if you are a member, you can order a 20x30 print for $19.95.
But savy as you are, you probably knew this already.
Good luck!
Shane - Granted but now she's a hell zombie roaming the earth pissed off beyond belief at the vibrator manufacturers.
Pearl - Granted but your house is on fire!
the roof, the roof, the roof is on FIRE we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn burn...
I wish Shyrocket would spent the night at my house.
pearl: granted but you never wake up!
i wish i didn't die too
granted en, but he's dead too!!!
i wish en wasn't into to necrophelia!!!
I have no idea how to stop Shyrocket from laughing.
Maybe that wish about spending the night at my house above would work.
Damn I love it when they're cold and stiff.
Granted, but now I'm into beastiality.
I wish I had a dog and peanut butter.
granted en, but instead it's a donkey cottage cheese you sick freak.
i wish pearl wouldn't double post all the time.
*donkey AND cottage cheese.
YUM!!!
Granted, but now she posts four times. I wish I had a bigger dog and a perty lady to join me.
granted - however he is now a prick.
i wish i had a pepsi
Granted, but now you realize assholes are oh so important...
Wish I wasn't being wisted by Aunt Flo (I did have a hot date 2night.*sigh*)
Damn it Thom!!! hehe
Granted, but you realized the can is full of sand...
I wish I owned a plane!
Granted... but it one of those little balsa wood toys.
I wish I had my own dance studio.
Granted, but it's a dance studio for pre-K children with ADHD.
I wish I had a cool beer.
granted, but it's laced w/ arsenic.
i wish i would stop killing people.
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Granted, but it's only salsa basket weaving classes you can teach.
naked salsa basket weaving!
HOT. I wish I could take lessons at that dance studio!
DAMMIT DOM.
Granted, but I spilled it on my white shirt.
i wish i had plaid flannel bed sheets.
LMAO at Scumbag!!!
*ahem*
me too, wish is above
granted en, but they're on fire and now you're dead too!!!!
seriously, i wish i wasn't such an unstoppable killing machine.
Granted but they're too small for your bed
Damn, I wish I hadn't had to go tan and then I wouldn't have missed the last 40 something wishes.
I loveeeed your breast comment. hehe. Made my day. And it makes sense. And I too believe fishing is a sport. A lot like catching men. You gotta find out what deep corners they lurk in to hook em and decide if you want to throw em back to sea. BUHAHAH.
Kristen, granted, but now you missed even more posts AND you are so pale ur ass glows in the dark!
I wish I was anywhere but KY
Granted Miss, but now you're in an inbred trailer park in Tennessee.
I wish I was in a Hirasuku Girl sandwich.
Sullen Girl... granted, and the sandwich melts into a harem with beautiful people catering to your every hedonistic whim.
Okay, hate to interrupt the party here but GUYS... especially ROMEY... I've just made an offer to Em that you might be v v interested in... an offer that if she accepted would mean she'd finally fulfill the Superbowl promise in its entirety. Check my blog for the shot across Emma's bow...
Granted, but I couldn't finish you... and now I'm full.
I wish my son hadn't called me from school because he locked himself out of the house naked and walked three blocks to school anyway just to say:
"Hi mom,ummm.. im at school and I know your 40 miles away but I don't have any clothes on because I locked myself out of the house and can you come bring me clothes because I only have my pj pants on and I'm really embarrassed... BUT ATLEAST I MADE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME!"
holy SHIT Shy... ummm, k this is a legitimate challenge.
I've picked my judge.
Consider yourself ON!
Everything NIce: Granted, but now he's in jail for kicking puppies.
I wish, when I die, I could come back as your breasts! Ahhhhh, what wonderous things they see, and feel!
Miss Innocent: Granted, but you don't pass the pencil test.
I wish you would feel me!
So your son now has a real live nightmare of walking to school with his PJs on... next time someone says to him, "I had a stress dream last night that I walked to school with my PJs on!" he can say, "Shaddup, that happened to me!"
Em: granted, I feel you baby. Mmmmm, mmmmm!
I wish I had a judge!
Pearl it has to do with sticking a pencil under your tits and not having it stick there.
YEAH I am bitter about it!
Miss I-granted but she's 82 at the time.
I wish I didn't have to go teach a studio full of 10 year olds.
Madame Granted - They're 80 year olds!
fucking pencil test.
How bout I be your judge shy? LOL.
You know, he also walked to school barefoot uphill. So I can never use that again... ever.
OH! I wish my hottie SNS would show up at my office and give me a quickie for lunch.
Pearl - granted, but now you look like you have huge shoulder pads.
like waaaay back in the 80's.
er. pillow talk?
I think my wish just came true...
uh, I wish I hadn't just ate Doritos.
Granted, but you woke up during the surgery and have recurring nightmares about it.
I wish that I had no drama in my life...
darn! it took me too long to come up with a wish! Emma beat me to it!
Pearl - granted.
But now I like you for your big tits!
I wish Johnny Depp would make me his whore.
whoa! that was a good choice that i just made! i was considering doing the pencil test here in my office and decided not to. a minute later one of my painters walked in! that would have been funny!
granted pearl, but now he likes you for your sweet ass too.
i wish i knew how to explain to the painter why i had a pencil under my tit...
TG granted but now the pencil's between his teeth.
I wish I had a pencil
Sullen - granted though now Robert Downey Jr. wants to whore you too.
*handing Madame a pencil, and Sug, and TG, and Pearls shoulder pads*
ummm... Dorito SNS?
I wish Shyrocket would respond to my counter.
sugar - granted.
but you're at Disneyworld trapped in the "It's a small world" ride with no hope for escape.
I wish Ami James from Miami Ink would tattoo me.
sg granted, but instead of tattooing you she gives you a rim job.
i wish pearl would've made my pizza.
granted, but you have to blow me.
i wish i could find a better profile pic.
Granted, Ill be there in 5!
I wish Thom would show up with Mongolian Beef.
granted, it must be like... 3 where you are... im at like, 1:30
so, i wish shane would blow me. and enable his freaking comments so I could vote that he uses that picture for his profile.
ummm, comment above you pearl
um granted - however too much steam in the room, so you can't see shit.
i wish for a klondyke bar.
Shane *sigh* Ill email you.
granted (although i'm wondering why you now have a penis) but i can't b/c the picture is too many megabytes or something (anyone know how to fix that shit).
i wish pearl will swallow when she blows me.
sullen granted but they're worse than the retired hooters girls!
i wish men said what they meant
granted or some shit, but i got the key to shs & tomi's house and i'm gonna rent out rooms and shit and make it a whorehouse for the weekend. i got such good business savvy. i dunno what the hell that has to do w/ granting a wish. i'm just kinda talkin' right now.
i wish a was drinkin' an ice cold beezo right now.
Granted, but you have to share with me.
I wish it was time to go home...
granted but it's a mobile home and some mexican stole the wheels and put it up on blocks (i know, that wasn't very nice, but you're lying if you say you aren't laughing).
i wish we could all meet (seriously) and have a party like our 4th of July one, complete w/ slip n' slide and alcohol.
(k, i'm laughing!)
Granted, but it's the biggest party that you have ever seen, even the cops say fuck it and do the slip n' slide naked...
Granted, but the slip n slide isn't all that slippery!
I wish someone would tell me the maning of life!
SHIT, meaning....I can't type today!
miss innocent: granted but it's 42
i wish i had more weed
Granted ... but it's the kind that grows all over your lawn.
I wish I had a hot tub.
Callie - granted, you ARE the hot tub.
I wish Emma would respond to my counter-counter.
HOLLA FOR THE POWER OUTAGES!
Sugar, you didn't make a wish... and you called my audience fuckers!
Shy - granted, but I think you better read it before you get all blushed... there's contigencies.
I wish I had somebody to body double me for this full frontal tit shot I'm supposed to take.
Blondie?!?!?
Em, granted but Phillis Diller is your body double and the National Enquirer picks up the photos and story publishing the pictures with your name attached.
a long ago forgoten wish ... Miss Innocent, granted Aunt Flo is no longer visiting but now you are preggers.
I wish I had more time to have played when everyone was here ... echo
Granted Barman, but you would have gotten completely fucking lost in the comments trying to hit the 'grants' soon enough.
And, you may have gotten in a little trouble at work for laughing outloud for no reason.
I wish I had a fifth of Wild Turkey... and a warm body next to me.
Granted .. but it's a fifth of a wild turkey - eeewwww. Warm body?? Boy or girl - wink wink!!
I wish Thom would do the FULL frontal for you ... the WHOLE front! (too evil?)
K Granted Snavvlyn, it will be his next HNT so you'll have to wait though.
Alright murphy, you fuck... don't come in here like you own the place... gimme your dick and ill show you tits.
and what the fuck am i supposed to grant now huh huh?
okay here goes
you all pass the pencil test but my tits still rule!
*snickeR*
i wish emma got laid today
aye, granted emma did get laid but she ended up having to sleep in the wet spot.
EN, but i DO love you...
i wish i had time to get more porn
Granted ... oh ... you said porn -- sorry you are getting corn - dang.
I wish I did not have to work today.
Granted, but now you have the FLU.
I wish I had time to wash my car.
granted... but after you do it rains like a sumabitch and you left the windows down
now about this full frontal nudity... as I recall the bet... it was for "topless" shot... full front... as I recall the pics they were 2/3's frontal and mostly profile
AND THE GUYS WANNA BITCH ABOUT THAT???
Gentlemen... never look gift tits in the mouth
wait...
well you know what I meant... damn... I wish Britney Spears would give me head!
granted but she styles your hair instead
i wish it was snowing
Granted but it's a freak storm and you're wearing a HOT shrug and some nylon shorts.
*thinking of Sass in that outfit*
er. I wish I had a picture of Sass in that outfit!
granted - but it's about 4 sizes too big on her.
i wish for more beer in my fridge so i can get shitfaced tonight
NO IT'S NOT!!! I bought it for her Thom and I happen to know that she can ROCK that shit!!
I do love Sass.. I so wish I were in Canada.
Alright Thom, granted.. but it's animal beer (schmitz), and you'll be on the toilet all day tomorrow with the runs.
be there in 5.
(looks at his alaskan winter ale and whimpers)
Granted Em, but your passport is stolen so now you have to live there.
I wish I had some bourbon balls to combat my cramps right now!
Granted ... but now you have testicles and they jiggle when you wiggle.
I wish it wouldn't snow tonight.
(thom's a beer snob)
Testicles made of rum?
HAWT.
K, if miss innocent has testicles filled with rum, I'm rocking her blow jobs...
all.night.long.
and I'm bringing my coke
Granted Callie, but now it's 110 outside and your water main broke.
Miss Emma... you left no wish, now I have no way to fulfill your desires... ;-(
Sample pic is up on Shy's blog, but Em, I dont hear a lot of people crying out for us to do this thing! I'm really disappointed.
I've had a fishing license every year since I was 19 - LOVE it!!
My oldest caught her first fish this summer - I was soooo proud!!
btw - you forgot to wish so I'm stealing.
I wish I were on a cruise ship in Greece.
Snavyln granted but the ship was sent back to port because everone caught the flu on board and need medical attention.
I wish I could see one of the USA or Canada olympic curling games in person.
Granted ... but its curling-irons and a bunch of guys named Percy so want to give you a make-over.
I wish I had some potato chips & french onion dip. I gots the munchies baby!
Snavy, granted but the chips are salt free and the dip is rancid
I wish I had burbon testicles so I could hook up w/ emma! Nah....I'll find another way to do that ;)
It's 5:16 on Sunday morning and I am here folks...I sooooo wish I was getting fucked but good!
Granted, and he's kept going ever since.
did i see a dare ? me full frontal for hnt ? hmmm
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