Hump day...so, whatever
But whatever, it's Wednesday... Err, right?
*checking calendar*
Here's a little something-something you should know about me. ENJOY!!!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Everything Nice!
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Everything Nice.
- The condom - originally made from Everything Nice - was invented in the early 1500s.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Everything Nice is two minutes!
- During severe windstorms, Everything Nice may sway several feet to either side.
- Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Everything Nice every year!
- The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Everything Nice!
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Everything Nice.
- Everything Nice can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
- Everything Nice is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
- If you break Everything Nice, you will get seven years of bad luck!
AND THEN I SAID:
1. This is actually true, fortunately for me the smell doesn't stay.
2. That's RIGHT BABY!!! I'm all about the prophylactics... I've been wrapping around hard cock since the dawn of time... which makes me a fucking pro... well, literally "fucking.pro"... umm.. not prostitute. Although there's been some discussion over whether I should be charging for anal sex.
3. K, HOLD UP!!! That's so not true unless I'm masturbating in my closet on a tight time constraint (which... has happened). On the flip side though; It's totally not my fault you people can't hold your load back for more than two minutes when in my presence? Now is it?
4. This is because I weigh a buck'o five soaking wet. I always hold on to some thing in a wind storm so I don't blow away to Tennessee...
5. Bitches, you should KNOW this. Want some?
6. Amazing. Truly. I have to say that wow... that's impressive. I too could fit a couple of astronauts in here and there.... Non-gravitational DP!! AWESOME!
7. He he heee. Milky...Salt.... Fill... Me.... Very hot.
8. So, if any of you should cut off my head you better run fast because well, I'm catchin' up to you mother fucker and bleeding all over your shit. God damn starched collars do it to me every fucking time!
9. Ever been packed in a field? It rocks, especially at night with the lightning bugs around and a huge starry sky to pillow talk about after....
10. Right. So be nice to me... kharma's a beeooottcchhh.
posted by Everything Nice at 7:30 AM
31 Comments:
Cute Emma!
I'd like to try the field packing thing...
Wow! Alright TG let's just get down to business then shall we?
Do they have fields in Florida that aren't marshes? I'd hate to have a huge crocodile bite on my ass... although...
pleasure with pain. hmmm.
No really, Im thinking deep about this! You're hot.
see my brain just doesn't function right...Milky Way and I though mmmmm chocolate, carmel and nugget.
LMAO at Madame... you know, actually that sounds yummy! But you said NUGGET!!!
giggle!
HEHEHEH!
Oh boy do I need a vacation!
Em, I'll see you in Edinburgh. :)
I want a piece of sparky!
hi.
Suze - I will meet you there!!! I'll bring some kilo's, it will be fun!
See Murphy, I told you we have a lot in common... besides the obvious.
Hi Scumbag- I miss your ass.
So, Sparky- ummm, what's my ringtone then? Come on with it... let's hear it. Oh, and what kind of cheesecake would that be exactly.
Spicey - um TEE HEE... Im really trying NOT to giggle a lot!! And you know, I love the fact that you can vouch for my sexual skills... did you time the last one?
*ahem*
2 minutes ? say it isn't so !
K, Sparky I think the ringtone should be "Laid" because "I only cum when I'm on top."
Spicey - Ummm, no I don't believe either of us really paid attention to what time it was... and who the hell really cared. So.... what are you doing tonight?
Thom - It isn't so!
Murphy - More than you think, and it's scary.. like, really nightmarish keeps me up at night scary.
It's 9:38 am.
It's so much easier to comment on the ten trivia things when you're a woman.
There's no way I could be proud to say I was packed in a field.
Not that I would allow it anyways....
Miss you all!
Awwwwww Dan!!! Shit buddy I missed ya... I swing by your blog every once and awhile.. but.. hmmm. :(
Spicey - so, i say wine and cheese.... wine and cheese I say.
phew - i was about to say, 2 minutes is a long time! you can't have sex during commercials, and allow it to last longer and risk interrupting the game on TV!
btw - welcome back dan!
Emma - yeah, way too busy to do much blogging lately. I need inspiration. Inspire me!!
Be nice!?...Well that's no fun...I pride myself on being at the top of the naughty list...Speaking of being naughty....
Huge crocodile bite on my ass? Something to take home and show off! Woohoo! I mean really, how many people have one of those?
And like you said… pain… pleasure… it all goes together…
As for the fields… sure they have plenty… sugar cane or orange trees?
milky, salty LOFL
Spicey - you will be honey!
Thom - It's a skill acquired, the commercial quickie... sometimes I appreciate when they replay the same commercial on accident so I can have some extra time... but *shrug*
Dan - Well I lost a bet with Romey on the superbowl, so hopefully tomorrows post will be inspirational. ummm.
Johannes - Color me Badd honey, I wanna sex you up Special Dark. Hey, would you melt in my mouth and not in my hands? I'm willing to find out.
TG - OOOOH Sugar canes and oranges? Kinky! I swear you're sweet enough, so let's go for the Orange groves... he he he.
*really awesome visual*
Jax - I KNOW IT! Milky salty.. awesome... you got your salt shaker? I got the milk... HOLLA!
Now that's an experiment worth looking into...(smirking)....It's time we made some MOCHA!!
hahahah that was fuckin awesome Em.....
what do you mean you miss me?
WHOa. I don't get the three fingers thing... um, well kinda.. but errr. Huh?
Horsn, explain.
Scumbag - I didn't say I missed you. I said I missed your ass.
wink for me.
Johannes, you're on. Lemme play a bit with Jax first though
oh. why haven't you e-mailed me a response to our post from yesterday? i'm hurt by this and shit.
Great first time in your Blog.........I'll definetly come again
Em - your posts inspire me to do things other than write! Damnit!
Sure thing....Oh...by the way...You should probably pack a lunch....and probably a dinner too...(smirking)...I'll supply the dessert....
Wait, what about breakfast?
HI SUG.
Dan - you, me, and uhh... the closet for your two minutes.
Kristen - umm, you were here two weeks ago :) I remember the cleavage... but hey, WELCOME AGAIN!
Shane - Alright damn, you know you just want my email address for your own personal usage... I thought I shook ya when you offered me that online porn job.
i want your body covered in beer, is that wrong? okay then, annabellas. no?
shit.
Breakfast huh?.....Breakfast will consist of whatever we didn't finish for dessert....But now that I'm thinking about it...some EN pie and a glass of orange juice would go nicely together...
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hey babe this is a great post
i laughed out loud twice
*chocolate smeared huggs*
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