HNT TIME!! I'm spent... lemme sleep.

Hurt No one's Testicles.

See, I'm trying to come up with creative ackronym's for HNT, which is actually half-nekkid Thursdays for those of you that aren't aware.

Soooo... yeah, I'm half-nekkid while writing this and I have no intention on hurting anybody's testicles either... yet.

I see a lot of new people commenting on my blog, and I have to wonder if they need an introduction. I think this HNT is a good way to welcome the new 'students' and re-cap on who I am and what I do... before Shawn gets to it first (fucker, i shoulda never gave you my blog link)... I see your IP.... lurkin'.

--pulling out cue-cards--
*ahem*

The name's Everything Nice.
But those of you that email me and know me can call me Emma... if I've slept with you or have discussed sleeping with you then you can call me Em. If I've let you dominate me and work me like a rubics cube... then you can call me whatever you want.
(girls gotta have her standards)

**I have two boys, well, 3 counting husband.

**I'm a blatent bi-sexual with no regard for manners, so If I hit on you... then well.. there's nothing I can do about it.

**I'm a nympho and I love men which is not healthy nor is it acceptable to me to torture myself by staring at your asses and wondering what you smell like EVERY DAY. That goes for you too girls, only you let me smell you. Well, unless you're Jax... and then you're too far away.. so Blondie needs to smell you and report to me... and then let's see your bedroom (for the DECOR people).

**My husband and I are swingers... so yes we do the couples and/or group thing, don't let it shock you... really... lots of couples out there are the exact. same. way. Right now, I just want to say hi to J and his hot wife... and Alex the lucky bastard and his gorgeous wife Suze... two swingin' couples that like to... umm. Swing.

** I have a few close friends in my immediate err vicinity/history... Dominator and Johannes. Dom and I have well err... we go WAY back... Johannes is my sexual chocolate and we'll be attending the 2006 Pimp and Ho ball together... If you see either of these two, say HI please. They sneak.

**I am an author when not at my day job, first and foremost I think i am a writer though (this is why Sassinak likes me, I'm sure for my mind). I write erotica short stories, and poetry... umm, I do articles for online venues and magazines such as; Sexual self-help colums, Porn review, Editorials... etc. All sex and relationship related...

** I found Jesus recently, and haven't been the same since.

** Tequila Girl and I will be doing a Saturday Night Rumble this Saturday, complete with Mud wrestling... That should be FUN. Perhaps KB can ref that... I bet she looks HOT in a striped bikini... hmmm.

** Dan will be dry humping my leg for a Martini and an honorable mention... Any body else want to hump my leg? I'm wearing a skirt today so that might get kinda messy... Horsn maybe? No? Dammit.

**I do not compete with Murphy for chicks, they normally just get sick of men coincidentally and -pop- on over here. And that's cool... girls, I would never ask you for pictures of your breasts.. but if you want to send them.. It's cool.. no, really... especially you Buttah.

**I secretly want to sleep with all of you... Especially you Scumbag.. you make my g-spot pilot light flicker.

Umm.. shit. See, just thinking about my g-spot pilot light distracted me from this list... errr.
For more information and insight on Emma, go here now.

K, Seriously

I want to welcome my new friends to the Bubblegum Fold (so welcome really), and I want to give a shout out to the friends and readers that have been here from day 1.. you rock. As you will notice I've been updating my sidebar, so there are new occupants in the links area... as well as my playlist (which has been updated once a week)... which I will keep on task about.
So, it's all good..
But.
But.
There are some of you out living life right now, busy as hell and not blogging... you know I totally understand that shit... I, myself, may be taking a disappearing hiatus if I can't expound this book in a 6 month time frame (I've never had a book deal, HUGE responsibility I'm learning)...

Blondie. Castu. Sugarpunk. Jay. Chuck.
I miss you. I hope you're doing your thing... feelin' the flow... doin' the bull dance... workin' it.

Jesus, I loved that movie. K.
Blondie call me... I want to have phone sex with you. lol.. umm.. HA.

For this HNT I decided to pull a pic from the archives. Snavvlyn had mentioned she wanted to see more of my tat... ShyRocket wanted me to pull my pants down a spec... I even got some bottom tit in that shot if you look closely... and I'm sure somebody else wanted to see the tank.. *pom poms*
Romey, are you still all about the full frontal? Call Roethlisberger and see what you can do. You know, you're still my favorite manwhore...

I'm losing inspiration on my HNT's folks... So, I'm thinking of either pulling from the archives and reposting, giving you less HNT's or err... ummm, taking. requests?

No, scary. Bad Emma.. bad bad Emma *spank*
I know figleaf could think of something creative and interesting though!

Helskel, I want you to know I am all about the skirts for you this weekend baby... I don't know why you spin me right round... baby, right round like a record baby right round, round round.

OH! And Happy Birthday Madame... sexy bed-robics bitch you.

I just want to say that I'll be watching you 'green readers' like a hawk.. you hear me? HAWK. And if you're not on my side bar, you're more than likely teetering... but I see you workin' and will update daily depending on whether I'm pissy or not.

I'm rambling... I need a Calzone. Or Thom could follow through on my Mongolian Beef.

If you want to learn more about HNT, click on the rolling box and talk to my big sweet HNT daddy, Osbasso!