Triple FFF and a baby face.. gawd.

It's Friday, and you know what that means... don't you?

Triple FFF! Another fantastic fucking Friday is upon us and I bet that all of you are going to have a wonderful weekend, while I obsess about this book and write up the short story about John's party for all of you.

There will be a Saturday Night Rumble tomorrow.. might wanna check it out. I hyper-linked the last one so those not familiar with it can ketchup. Honestly, this one oughta be good since it's myself competing against Tequila Girl... so really, you need to buy tickets people.
If it's not posted tomorrow it's because I'm having SEX, so you'll have to wait til Sunday morning.

On Fridays I kinda throw stuff together or do a tag. I don't have a tag so I stole something kinda fun from Sullen Girls blog... Hope you enjoy.

Happy FFF, and have a funfuckingtastic weekend ya'll.

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WHAT WERE YOU DOING...

1 MINUTE AGO: Requesting naked photos
1 HOUR AGO: Taking off my work clothes
1 DAY AGO: at this time? most likely masturbation.

FIRSTS

First piercing: My ears at 7
First credit card: SCARY
First musician you remember hearing: Doobie Brothers
First REAL kiss: OH jesus.. wow, his name was Chuck and he was a sk8tr boy. HA. He had red hair, freckles... little irish boy... nice.
First broken heart: Sophomore year, by a girl
First movie you remember seeing in a theater: Star Wars, at the drive in.
First celebrity crush: Han Solo (who is NOT harrison ford, Han Solo was a man in himself).
First best friend's name: Teresa
First alcoholic drink you tried: Orange juice and vodka, left in the van cupholder by mom... thanks mom.
First vacation you took: Mt. Saint Helens, when the fucker blew. Good Timing.
First music video you ever saw: Video Killed the Radio Star by the Bugles, when MTV clicked on for the very first time...

LASTS

Last long car ride: East to go fishing, love long drives... and yes, I can piss in a Coke can WHILE driving.. screw the rest stops.
Last movie seen in theaters: I don't really remember... actually. sad.
Last food consumed: Fruit Snacks HOLLA!
Last person you called: Teresa
Last CD played: 40 oz. to Freedom by Sublime
Last drink you drank: Coke
Last item purchased: flowers for somebody... for Valentines Day.

SHORT ANSWER

I HATE: Mens slacks (it's short answer or I'd expound)
I FEAR: NOTHING, NOBODY
I FEEL: Horny, wanna fuck?
I HIDE: In the bushes when you stalk me
I MISS: My virginity sometimes... okay, never.
I NEED: Orgasm, preferably given not worked for.
I FEEL: I'm actually STILL horny... imagine that.
I KNOW: A lot actually
I THINK: Therefore, I am
I AM: Thinking... and horny.
I HAVE: Hard nipples right now.
I LIKE: Men. still. and porn. and fishing... and..
I WISH: He didn't just say that.
I WONDER: If I should...
I SING: Dan Dan Lavatory Man- like a champ.
I CRY: Your name... and i bite my pillow.
I AM ALWAYS: getting into trouble, it makes for great writing
I WON'T: Give in.. I'm stubborn.

A LITTLE OBSERVATION

Open the 6th email in your inbox and read the 3rd sentence.

"A bit of fetish play, like waxing a beautiful, expensive car."

Open the 3rd email in your sent items and read the 4th sentence.

"And it looked like there was a party in the making, so I thought I'd offer to bring the appetizers...heh...yeah."

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can and see what you touch.
The side arm of the couch. If I were on extasy it would feel fucking awesome im certain.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
ON the TV, or a show on tv? The Daily Show, followed by the Colbert Report.

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The creak of the chair, the dog licking his balls... always lovely.

When did you last step outside?
an hour ago.

What were you doing?
uhhhh. I plead the fifth on that actually.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
NICE pictures.. NICE.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
It's dark in here, and I'm stoned... I could really give a fuck what's on my walls. And besides I don't think I ever really noticed.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A bass boat, airfare to see all of you (seriously), bring you back for a party and fishing.

Tell me something about you that I don't know...
NO, that would be frightening and I'm shy.

And last but not least... I promised a baby photo. Yes, I know every body want's to see lil' Emma... awwwww. Well here I am.
Dig the yellow gingham dress with the white apron?
Jesus, I was a pudge.. lookit those cheeks!!!
friggin chipmunk.

Oh, and to go with the photo I'll give you one unique thing about my baby-ness--
I didn't suck my thumb, I sucked my middle and index finger.. yeah both... so you know that gag reflex never really had the chance to develop correctly...

Sure, I had braces.. but I can deep throat fuckers, so how about that?!?!?!