Back in the Saddle so to speak (HNT)

Howdy Y'all.

Everything Nice here. Thought I'd fill you in on all the confusius crappius that's been in the background with me lately. Oh, and of course wish you a very merry HNT!

I'll keep it short. k? I know you wanna get to the friggin' picture.


BIG PROBLEM IN LITTLE EMMA:

Last Thursday after showing everyone my tits (at the last HNT on a dare and begging basis)... I fell very ill and had some medical issues to deal with. So it goes without saying that I will not be showing you my tits again in the near future *ahem*

Anyway, the experience was jarring and unexpected... And unfair. BUT. We endure and survive these things and hopefully I will too. Plans of course are set in motion for my speedy recovery, and I thank Dr. H for that. Sincerely. Seriously.

** I thank oh Spicey Hotness for taking on the blog and the updates on me. She will get lickings in her tickly places for that.

** I thank Shawn for keeping in touch with you as you needed. I'm not sure if he met any hot women or not, he wouldn't share that with me outright. OR a picture of his dick piercing... Sorry ladies.

DEEP THOUGHTS YOU CAN LIVE BY:

I feel better in my body and soul everyday and have practiced a bit of my own wisdom as I've been healing. I'll share it with you....

"If you have a moment in life that throws you sideways in sadness... Don't dwell on it continuously. Instead take time to reflect and be constructive with it (i.e. mourn, or spite or deal)... And move on. Doesn't matter if that time to reflect is for days or mere moments... You HAVE to cease it and let it go. "

People, honestly if you don't follow this motto in life it drags ya down.
Case in point, I dare you to engage in a very happy conversation with a friend or significant other and get to a point where you're really enjoying yourself. Then think of something really sad. really sad.

see what i mean? same thing, only bigger. way, way bigger.

K. Moving on.

I'M A GOOD CATCH
(for your bacteria, watch me sponge) :

Since now I have no immune system (go me!) I get to endure the wrath of bacteria and viruses abundant!!!! WHOO HOO!
So now I have a cold... AND an eye infection! No people no joke.

I woke up this morning with my eyelids stuck shut and I was convinced my husband shot his load on my face in the middle of the night. I even gave him shit for not waking me up so I could hold my mouth open...

To which he said "your mouth was open."

go ahead fuckers, laugh. I'm taking fucking sleeping pills these days... I'm a money shot waiting to happen. I know this.

So yeah, not cum... Eye infection. I'm fucked.
Really, so glad this is cyber-space because... Well because!

WOOTHOLLA!

In closing, I just want to say that I got all the emails and support (I'm still replying to them)! And I am grateful for all the kindness and closeness and looking out for me you've all done.

It's kinda cool to know I have friends all over our great world and that you understand that I'm a freak on wheels but you want to fuck me anyway, anywhere, anytime and the drop of a dime.

THAT was a run-on sentence and it rhymed at the end.... HOT!

I love you folks and life wouldn't be the same without you. Seriously.


UHH, EMMA-ISM? IS THAT A NEW RELIGION?

Somebody mentioned that I should do a post on Emma-ism's.
Actually, I got two requests... lol.

So, I guess I'll do it but I need your assistance with it, so help me out. An Emmaism is a unique saying or action that has made you go "what the fuck did she say?" or, "wow only Emma would say something like that".

Sooo, like hmm... the word "seriously."
I say it all the time.
"Sucks high ass" how many of you have heard that one? K, tha's an Emmaism.
"Flip-flopper" again, Emmaism.
Actions are also included, but it must be unique to me... so scumbag no, pussy is not an Emmaism... But Vagitarian is.

UHH, OK... HNT:

I'm thinking two kleenex's stuffed up my nose and a hot pink eye patch would really do it for ya. But I'm not about getting you all turned on at work, really.
So I thought I'd do something to keep you outta trouble in the janitorial closets, or NCC cages, or empty US Immigration buses, or well, wherever you work.

I stuggled with justifying HNT this week because the last thing I want to do is take pics of myself. Really. SOoo... I dug into the archives and found this pic. No worries people, you'll live :)

This picture well.. It's bizarre and it bothers me kinda but, artistically it kinda rocks.

Everybody drop your socks and grab yer cocks.... It's HNT ! Happy Happy!

Happy HNT!!!



If you want to learn more about HNT, click on the rolling box and talk to my big sweet HNT daddy, Osbasso!